A/N: I've only recently got into Welcome to Night Vale thanks to Nova's adorable artwork, but I had to write something because the idea wouldn't get out of my head. I had it half done, ready to move onto more important writing with deadlines and such, then I read Spoo's awesome story and this thing wouldn't let me move on until I finished and posted it. It's most likely not accurate. I normally wouldn't write for a fandom I'm not 100% familiar with, but I kinda had to here. I've only listened to