phone obs female

[Guest]

Ok this is a pretty good ob only way it could have been better is if i was there in person

Today at work i was calling one of my company's vendors to order some materials, well the company i was calling is a very large outfit and i usally never get the same customer service rep. Anyway I call and they have an automated phone system that gives you prompts to direct you to the right customer service personel. I hear the phone being picked up on the other end.....

"Hi this is John how can I help you' Then suddenly in the back round i hear 3 wet hard ETTT AHH CHOOHOO.....AAA EETTCHHOOTT.....EETTCHHOOOOO delicous female sneezes i mean she must have been standing right next to the guy on the phone. Well this totally throw me for a loop and i lost total train of thought on what i was ordering so i immediatly hung up......but then i got brave i have no idea where it came from. I called right back the phone picks up a sexy female voice answers...."hello this is Jennifer how can i help you".... i respond back...." can I ask you a question" ...she replies "of course"......so i say 'When you sneeze how many times do you sneeze?' Well she just starts crackin up and says "why do you ask"......well outta no where i come up with this story that i am doing a study for collage ...well she says " this is to funny, I just sneezed 2 minutes ago 3 times in a row"........now i am like how freakin lucky can i be to call back and get the sneezer...so i keep going with the questions "do u always sneeze in 3's?" she answers "yes always".....so i ask "if you had to rate your sneeze between a 1 and 10 how hard would you say you sneeze?"....she replies " oh a good 7 or 8" .....which from hearing her i would have to agree....so i ask "do you let your sneezes out or hold them in....she replies "out 99% of the time" .....i ask do you like sneezing ...she replies..." no because it hurts me" .....well at this point i could hardly contain yself ....LOL if ya know what i mean. So i thanked her for her help and hung up..........but i made note of her name and extension from now on you know who i will be calling to order from that company

[Zed]

Wow! Thanks for sharing your story! Great that you had the guts to do that and even greater that Jennifer was so agreable. Congrats!

Take care,

Zed

[ilikesneezes2000]

yeah, nice obs!

[ilikesneezes2000]

lol, that's cool

[Jack8501]

Yeah that is an awesome story. Bet you want to "boink" her.

[Honkytonklagoon]

Bonk what a hilarious story. I could see it as a scene in a comedy film. Great thinking on your feet.

Joel

[Candy Dust]

It's amazing how some of you can be so open about this subject with total strangers. I would never have the guts to do that!

[Blessing Queen]

Nice obs,thanks for sharing!