Sternuto Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Okay.... Ive been on this forum since the beginning.... and I beleive this is my first obs EVER! (Let alone a self obs ) I really should get out more. Well... the air is getting downright cool... if not actaully cold. I was getting ready to go to the gym, and as I stepped out in my shorts and T-shirt, I was SLAMMED by a wall of cold air. *brrrrrr*. I quickly rush back inside and put on sweats. I rush out to my truck, and start up the engine... and let it idle for a bit, as I sit there shivvering. I twist and turn the dials to get the heater going for the first time of the year. (now... ya'll KNOW what happens when you dont run the heater for 8 months) .I back out of the drive, and start heading down the road. At the first stop light, I figger my vehicle is warmed up enough, so I turn on the fan. *POOF* Dust fills my truck! Instantly my nose is tickling like mad! Just as the light turns green... *intake* hueehhhhh.... aahhSSSHHHHHHHiiiiiitttt!! aahhSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHiiiitt! I had both hands on the wheel... and just sneezed openly and loudly in front of me. I start driving, and my nose STILL tickling. I get maybe 2 blocks, and Im IN MOTION (with my sneezes... this is not a good thing )hueeehhh... aahhSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHew! hueeehhh... SSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHit!! Two more strong, getting wet, uncovered (I had to keep holding on to the wheel!) sneezes that had my eyes tightly closed, and thrusting me forward so that I thought my head was gonna smash into the steering wheel.I get to the next stop.... a 4 way stop sign, just a couple more blocks down the road, and am checking left and right. hhheeeehhhhSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHiiiitt! hheeuuuhhhhSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHew! heuhhhSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHeww! A triple! I couldnt recall the last time I had a TRIPLE! Let alone the last time I had sneezed 7 times in one minit! And, I wasnt done! But this post is getting TERRIBLY long. The gym is still about 6 blocks away.... and I sneezed about 4-5 more times. About a dozen sneezes in about 3 minutes. I was in HEAVEN! Oh... and I didnt let go of the wheel once! It should only be another 4 or 5 years for my next obs! Hope ya'll enjoyed. Link to comment
VoOs Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 If we enjoyed it...? That was a WONDERFUL observation, Sternuto! Thank you so much for sharing it! Link to comment
army-girl Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Haha, congrats on your girst obs ^.^ (late bloomer? )And bless you! sneezing when driving is scary but I'm amused you kept both hands on the wheel (I settle for 1 if I have to sneeze when I drive, which is rarely anyway, so phew).I like how you wrote too, it made me put on my evil grin Link to comment
Lalena Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Excellent Obs! Bless you! Link to comment
Guest xoxcutiepiexox Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 delicious, bless you! Link to comment
count tiszula Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 Fine description, maestro.You HaVE observed before. There was one I remember a year or so ago. Something about a woman visiting someone's house? Memorable, anyway! Link to comment
vote_for_pedro Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 Ooh, this was yummy! Come here, Sternuto. *smooch* Oh, to have been in that truck with you... Link to comment
Sternuto Posted September 24, 2006 Author Share Posted September 24, 2006 Fine description, maestro.You HaVE observed before. There was one I remember a year or so ago. Something about a woman visiting someone's house? Memorable, anyway!Really? LOL I will have to go back in the archives! I dont remember it at all! Link to comment
atchoum Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 FLOL I will have to go back in the archives! I dont remember it at all! Speaking of archives, this description is going straight into the Sternuto folder, together with Sternuto wavs, 1 to 11! Play them and read it - it's as if you were in the truck ! Link to comment
Dawnie Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Wow! God bless you Sternuto darling. What a wonderful obs. And I can imagine your steering wheel must have been soaked. And I actually remember an obs you posted a while back about a couple in your office and the woman was sneezing. It wasn't a self obs, but it was a very good one nonetheless. Hopefully we'll hear more from you as the cooler weather starts rolling in. There's always winter colds. Link to comment
Sneesee Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Wow, Sternuto, not only do you have one of my favortie sneezes of all time (incorporating one of my favorite swear words into the sneeze, SOOOOO HOT! ), but you also sneezed while driving! Thank you so much for taking the time to write this obs! I thoroughly enjoyed it!Oh, and bless you! Link to comment
Sternuto Posted September 25, 2006 Author Share Posted September 25, 2006 And I actually remember an obs you posted a while back about a couple in your office and the woman was sneezing. It wasn't a self obs, but it was a very good one nonetheless.Ohhhhh.... THAT one! I remember the obs... but I dont remember posting it! Link to comment
Dawnie Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 And I actually remember an obs you posted a while back about a couple in your office and the woman was sneezing. It wasn't a self obs, but it was a very good one nonetheless.Ohhhhh.... THAT one! I remember the obs... but I dont remember posting it! You're getting very forgetful in your old age. Link to comment
Anya Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 This is my new favorite ob! Wish I was there! Bless you x11 Link to comment
count tiszula Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 And I actually remember an obs you posted a while back about a couple in your office and the woman was sneezing. It wasn't a self obs, but it was a very good one nonetheless.Ohhhhh.... THAT one! I remember the obs... but I dont remember posting it! You're getting very forgetful in your old age. Thatr's what I said; a woman visiting someone's house. Nothing wrong with my memory..Mmmmm...wet steering wheel. Link to comment
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