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In My Dif Eq Class (f)


Lalena

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There is this girl that I STRONGLY dislike in my differential equations class. She was in my Euclidean Geometry class last semester, and I have always felt that she is a know it all that is increadibly stuck on herself. One of her favorite things to do is correct other people in the classroom, including the professor, and answers questions without raising her had like she has some sort of authority. UH! I get angry just thinking about her!

Anyway ... we were in class today, and even after 2 semesters with this teacher's pet I has never heard her sneeze. She sits to my right a couple rows away. I heard her hitch her breath a couple times and then nothing. Not realizing it was her, I tried to find the source of the almost sneeze. I casually looked over as she was hitching again. Great, I thought as I looked away (you have no idea how much she pushes my buttons!) After turning away I heard a cute little "Chi-hoo" really adorable ... then another one, "Chi-hoo" They were the sweetest little sneezes ever!

Now I'm trying to understand how someone I dislike so much could provide some of the greatest female sneezes I've heard in a long time! It's a mystery ...

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Great obs Lalena......I have been in the same situation. Without getting into a long winded story, I used to work with a girl who was the same way "know-it-all" type. Thing was she suffered from the worst allergies I have ever witnessed, and would go into uncontrollable sneezing fits numerous times throughout the day. As much as I could not stand her, I have to admitt she had one of the hottest sneezes I have ever heard.........I dunno must be something with Murphey's Law...LOL

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Ah, that old quandary, the horrible person with the huge, beautiful sneezing fits. Still, better than the nice person with the horrible sneeze[or lack of it]. I always feel that it must be good for the soulto have a reason to like people one wouldn't otherswise.

What on eartgh are differential equations/? They must have been abolished in the |UK. My father did 'Euclid' at school, but that was before the war.

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Ugh! There was a girl like that in my physics class! She even reminded the professor when he forgot to assign and/or collect homework. :cryhappy: Come to think of it, her sneeze was also kinda cute. Don'tcha hate it when people you can't stand do endearing things?

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Don'tcha hate it when people you can't stand do endearing things?

I am in full agreement there baby.

Er....Vote For Pedro. :cryhappy:

Enzo

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Differential equations would be used if we could somehow assign numerical value to Lalena's dislike for this girl.

The rate of dislike decreases at a rate related to the sneeziness of the classmate while it increases in response to other annoying behaviors. If both of these situations follow a predictible pattern you could combine them to know at any given point in time how much dislike Lalena has.

Or something like that. :P

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dont you just LOVE it when your enemies, or people you dont like, sneeze? I LOVE IT!! :D

it makes it even better when they have a really nasty cold or terrible allergies, and they SUFFER :twisted:

theres also that sense of vulnerability and being-just-human when they sneeze :innocent:

thanks for the lovely obs :P

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Just... just sit there and think to yourself: "SHUT UP AND SNEEZE, BITCH!" hihihi :P

Well, there are really few people who annoy the hell out of me, I'm mostly easy going and take people lightly, so all sneezes are welcome :twisted: if anything, the thing that would annoy me would be if someone had a sneeze I distinctly didn't like and they actually did sneeze... far more annoying than a sneezer I don't like sneezing a sneeze that I do like...

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Just... just sit there and think to yourself: "SHUT UP AND SNEEZE, BITCH!" hihihi :P

Hey Sternuto! STERNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

You got competition here baby! :twisted:

Enzo

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