Chanel_no5 Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 Finally! Today Evelyn was at work for the first time in, like, ages... and she was as sneezy as usual. I was a little late today (that's also as usual..) and when I walked upstairs I could hear someone sneezing, and of course it was Evelyn (who else?). When I opened the door to the locker room, she was standing there in her underwear, trying to put on her workwear but unable to do anything else than sneezing. One wet, desperate"HAH-ATSSSSCHOOOOOOOO!" after another, she held her hands up towards her face but not really close, several inches away, and she sneezed BETWEEN her hands! * Her sneezes were powerful and almost knocked her over. She sneezed and sneezed, not quite rapid-fire but not quite with a pause in between either. Very wet, spraying, so helpless. So delicious! She just couldn't stop! I almost believed she was going to give in and walk downstairs without clothes, but she didn't... It wasn't even possible to talk to her, because she wasn't aware of anything else than her own sneezing. I really slowed down, it use to take about half a minute for me to put on my workwear, but for some reason it took several minutes today... wonder why? When Evelyn finally stopped sneezing, after about seven minutes and God knows how many sneezes, she looked so miserable I wanted to say something nice to her. What came out of my mouth was this:"Oh my God, bless you! Is it still allergies?"(Maybe not the sweetest thing to say, but it sure was a question I wanted to know the answer to...)She was sniffing very, very wetly but she didn't sound very stuffed-up - how weird is that? and replied in her best "I-am-the-queen-and-you-are-a-piece-of-dirt"-voice:"Of course not! There's no sneeze-pollen now!"(I swear to God, she said sneeze-pollen!) "Okay, then you must have the worst cold in the history of mankind."I tried to sound a bit cheery, but she just gave me a mean glance while she put on her clothes, then she said:"Why does everybody assume I have a REASON?! Maybe I just sneeze a lot! Oh, damnit, never mind, it's useless to talk to you!"Then she left. This woman is just getting weirder and weirder and bitchier and bitchier. Link to comment
c_strawberrydiamond Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 Omigod- welcome back!!! Just thinking of your stories today!! She's back, huh? And still bitchy? I see a little time away did nothing for her attitude--- nor her sneezes, and that's the best part! Great obs--- horrible attitude on her part, though! Link to comment
Sternuto Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 A SEVEN MINUTE SNEEZE FIT WEARING ONLY UNDERWEAR!?!?!?! DONT tell me what kind! Sternuto's imagination will fill in the blanks! Jesus Harold Christ. I dont think I would have been able to stop myself from.... breaking... more than a few laws! Link to comment
VoOs Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 LoveloveloveLOVE you Evelyn observations!!!! Thank you so much for always sharing! *önskar att hon kunde jobba på ditt jobb* Link to comment
allabs Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 A SEVEN MINUTE SNEEZE FIT WEARING ONLY UNDERWEAR!?!?!?! DONT tell me what kind! Sternuto's imagination will fill in the blanks! Jesus Harold Christ. I dont think I would have been able to stop myself from.... breaking... more than a few laws! I think I have great morals myself, but I have to agree with ya 100% there Sternuto, after watching a 7 minute sneezing fit and her in her underwear.........Ummmmmm I'd probaly be sitting someplace with handcuffs on....LOL Link to comment
Guest Silhouette Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 How could You even stand in that room with her in seven minutes without... doing something? And if it weren't for her sneezes, You'd kill her, right?*önskar att hon kunde jobba på ditt jobb*Hon skulle ju möjligen få ett jobb i ett annat land, vi kanske kan importera henne till Sverige? Link to comment
Lalena Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 I LOVE you Evelyn obs!!! (Too bad she's such a BITCH!)I hope she keeps getting sneezier! Link to comment
Mr Sneezy Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Wheeee!! Welcome back! What everybody else says. She is so rude and that's unfortunate.btw, Allabs, I have no morals. Would you like me to take your place? Link to comment
jenn Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 them are awesome obs i missed reading them. Link to comment
TN1 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 I'd have been a basket case as soon as I heard the phrase "sneeze pollen"! I love it when girls start to talk about their hayfever and how it affects them!! I can usually filter all other talk out once I hear the word "hayfever". Link to comment
allabs Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Wheeee!! Welcome back! What everybody else says. She is so rude and that's unfortunate.btw, Allabs, I have no morals. Would you like me to take your place? ahahahahaha Mr Sneezy, your too funny, but if I was as lucky as Chanle No.5 I would'net even consider letting anyone take my place....LOL Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted October 3, 2006 Author Share Posted October 3, 2006 Well, I don't know how I managed not to jump right on her when she was going on like that, but I'm glad I didn't... It would be a little hard to explain why... And I'm a coward, I try so hard not to be busted (but it seems I always am in the end either way...) but this time it was HARD! And yes, she's a bitch and she'll always be. But sometimes she's quite nice. It all depends on which of her personalities are in charge. Link to comment
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