Chanel_no5 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Today we had a problem at work. We knew we wouldn't be able to make the schedule, machine problems and things like that. We thought maybe we could manage if we got some help, but everyone are just as busy and we knew nobody would come to the rescue. So imagine our surprise when it turned out EVELYN of all people, came to the rescue and actually worked! It was even weirder because nobody had asked her to! Anyway. When we had our last coffee break, Evelyn sat down by our table, suddenly saying:"Oooh, my nose tickles!"Everybody looked at her (especially yours truly, of course ) and she looked really sneezy, her breath hitched a little, then she said in a sharp voice:"Don't look at me, I can't sneeze when you do that!"But she could. She had hardly finished the sentence before an enormous:"HAAH-SSSSSSHOOOOOO!"came out. She sneezed away from us, but not really covering up, and it was high-pitched in the end, and quite drawn-out. She blinked, sniffed and giggled a little, then said:"Oh my God!"Charlotte blessed her and Evelyn actually blushed and looked away, she didn't thank her or make a comment or anything, just pretended she didn't hear. About a minute or so later, she said:"Oh no, I have to sneeze again!"It was followed by three not very loud but quite powerful:"HEH-TSSCHOOO! HAH-TSSCHOOOO! HUH-ATSSSCHOOOO!" Then she paused, rubbed her nose desperatly and looked as if she gained control again, only to let out the most desperate, helpless, drawn-out, spraying sneeze I think I've ever heard:"HIH-ISSSSSSCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Then she sighed, cursed and rubbed her nose again. I was having a hard time not to jump out of my pants and all over her, I was as red as a red light, but nobody seemed to notice. Charlotte shoke her head a little and said:"Dear Lord. You really should see a doctor about that again, you can't go on like this."Evelyn shrugged and said:"I know."Then she started a conversation about company economy or something as boring, so I didn't listen anymore. But I didn't have to, I had already heard all I needed to hear... Link to comment
VoOs Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Oh. My. God. pleeeeeeze tell me where you work I just wanna make a quick visit Can't you record one of her sneezing fits on your cell phone or something??!! *desperate* Excelent obs, as usual! Thank you so much! Link to comment
Guest Silhouette Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Can't you record one of her sneezing fits on your cell phone or something??!!Very good idea! ...Evelyn is just too much! Link to comment
sneeze_e Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 yeah you should so record it! do it for us next time hehe Link to comment
count tiszula Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 The whoel Evelyn series is wonderful; and so wwell told; but this surpaases all the others.By the by, no one is going to notice you dying of embarrassment/lust while they're distracted by such a performance.Short of your throwing youraself on to thre ground in front of her.Let's hope she just goes on getting sneezier and sneezier. Link to comment
army-girl Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Ahhh good ol' evil Eve can always count on her for a sneeze or 5 As always, thanks for sharing. Link to comment
allabs Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Ohhhhhh this whole Evelyn sneezy saga has me riveted.....LOL please sneek us a picture of this sneezey girl.....or better yet smuggle a tape recorder into work........ahahhahhahahhahha...only joking Chanel No5. just a little wishful thinking on my part. Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted October 6, 2006 Author Share Posted October 6, 2006 Ohhhhhh this whole Evelyn sneezy saga has me riveted.....LOL please sneek us a picture of this sneezey girl.....or better yet smuggle a tape recorder into work........ahahhahhahahhahha...only joking Chanel No5. just a little wishful thinking on my part.Desperatly trying guys! I swear! But we're not allowed to have the cell phones during work hours, only lunch break, and then I have to be SO careful... I don't even dare to think about what she would do if she found out... As for pictures, it's just as hard, to get a good pic with my lousy phone I have to be very close. I did find a pic of her in our company paper though, but it's not good. Doesn't really show how she looks like IRL. She looks older and to be honest, quite corny. Link to comment
Sternuto Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Just HIRE ME, DAMMIT! Ill work for minimum wage!! Link to comment
jenn Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Just HIRE ME, DAMMIT! Ill work for minimum wage!! I can see it now a bunch of sneeze fetishts working in the same place. We would all be so in love with our job. Link to comment
hilsbilly Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 If she does leave to work abroad you can take your camera to her leaving do I wonder if she only sneezes so much at work or if she sneezes al lot everywhere else? Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted October 6, 2006 Author Share Posted October 6, 2006 I wonder if she only sneezes so much at work or if she sneezes al lot everywhere else?She says herself that she sneezes a lot, but I've never met her in private so I cannot say. Link to comment
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