Evelyn sneezes again (f obs)

[Chanel_no5]

Evelyn overslept today so she wasn't at work until coffee break (about half past ten). And she was so mean to everybody from the moment she came to work that I've never seen anything like it. When she stopped bugging everyone with evil comments (for example, this lovely line she said to me, without any provocation from my side; "ARE you that fat or do you wear too tight pants? Either way, you look stupid." My reply: "Maybe, but at least people like me the way I am because I'm NICE!"), she picked up the morning paper and started reading, sniffing wetly every now and then. A couple of minutes later she gasped for air and sneezed four drawn-out, wet sneezes in a row:

"HEH-TSSSCHOOOOOO! HEH-TSSCHOOOOO! HUH-CHOOOO! HAH-ATSCHOOOOOOOO!"

Then she held up the hand she wasn't rubbing her nose with, not taking her eyes from the article she was reading (or trying to read), and said in a sneezy but still very mean voice:

"Don't even think about blessing me! Just shut the f*ck up, all of you!"

Nobody said a word, and she stopped rubbing her nose and sniffed a couple of times. Then she started panting, like she had been running or something, and then let out another one, a rather helpless:

"HEH-ISSSCHOOOOOOOOOO!"

She moaned a little and sniffed again, rubbed her nose and said, mostly to herself:

"Damned nose, it just won't stop tickle!"

But she didn't sneeze anymore, not that I saw/heard anyway.

Isn't she sweet? Sometimes I really want to kill her.

[DaylightStarr]

Oh man, she's such a BITCH! Her sneezes are way hot, but still... grrrrr, I can kill her for you so you won't lose your job.

Better yet, let's kidnap her and give her to Sternuto for Christmas.

[Shay]

Great obs as always, too bad she's such an evil bitch.

Better yet, let's kidnap her and give her to Sternuto for Christmas.

Oh yes what a wonderful idea. I'd love to see what he'd do to her.

[VoOs]

Okej, jag gör det igen, för säkerthets skull:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *runs towards you in slow motion*

"Never kill a person who have daily sneezing fits, no matter how evil she is"

//The sneeze fetishist's bible//

Very hot, as usual. Great obs, as usual. Thanks for sharing, as usual.

[Sternuto]

[Mr Sneezy]

Her continuing sneezy saga may make for great obs, but her rudeness and attitude towards everyone should not be tolerated in any workplace. I would have blessed her just to see what she would do.

Perhaps several of you should approach her as a group and explain that if she doesn't change her ways, you will lodge a complaint to management over her behaviour.

In this country, making personal comments about a co-worker's appearance or weight and the like is a serious matter and the offender could be in deep shit with regards to workplace bullying and offensive behaviour etc.

But she certainly knows how to sneeze.

[army-girl]

I can't... help.. but laugh

Gosh, I'm sorry she's so mean... but.. but... ahahahahaha it's just funny ^.^ flaming everyone with a "Don't even think about blessing me! Just shut the f*ck up, all of you!" and then sneezing that one final sneeze, there's a certain type of genius to that... I'd have blessed her on purpose, sounding overly excited, sweet, and obnoxious about it, at the same time bwahahah.

But I am sorry to hear she's so mean and I think it's good that you stand up to her, if you ever need a snappy come back, I usually come up with the best stuff about a week AFTER the snappy-come-back-moment has gone hang in there

[allabs]

I duo't know maybe it's just me, ya on second thought it probably is me & me demented mind....LOL.....bu there is something about her rude, ignorant personality, and her incredible sneeziness that is a huge turn on.....

On second thought maybe it's not just me, ther is a guy I know named Sternuto that probably feels the same way I do....hehhehehhehe

[Chanel_no5]

I duo't know maybe it's just me, ya on second thought it probably is me & me demented mind....LOL.....bu there is something about her rude, ignorant personality, and her incredible sneeziness that is a huge turn on.....

On second thought maybe it's not just me, ther is a guy I know named Sternuto that probably feels the same way I do....hehhehehhehe

*lol* Just gotta tell you something funny! Evelyn was at her worst yesterday, but she wasn't exactly nice today either. Then, around lunch or something, one of the bosses from another company arrived to talk business. Evelyn sort of have the hots for him, and alright, he DOES look good, thing is that he hates her and she just doesn't get it. So when she said "Hello, nice to meet you", and really sounded like she meant it (she did), he just looked at her with disgust and said: "You really should get a haircut, you look ridiculous!". I wanted to call out "PING! And he scores! Taste your own medication, bitch!". And he did it on purpose, because he knows just what she's like. Her reaction: She was absolutely shocked. Her mouth dropped open and she just stared at him. She's not used to be treated the same way she treats people. And she doesn't like it. She looked like that for almost half a minute, then she laughed a very nervous and faked laughter, and said:

"That's funny! I was just thinking the same about YOU!" He didn't even smile, and her own smile faded to nothing and she got that evil expression on her face again, but she looked quite humiliated as well. (When I saw her driving home after work, she was actually crying. I felt sorry for her. I know I shouldn't because she's been so mean to me, but I can't help it. I do feel sorry for those being hurt ).

I didn't hear her sneeze today though. Hopefully I will tomorrow.

[allabs]

I duo't know maybe it's just me, ya on second thought it probably is me & me demented mind....LOL.....bu there is something about her rude, ignorant personality, and her incredible sneeziness that is a huge turn on.....

On second thought maybe it's not just me, ther is a guy I know named Sternuto that probably feels the same way I do....hehhehehhehe

*lol* Just gotta tell you something funny! Evelyn was at her worst yesterday, but she wasn't exactly nice today either. Then, around lunch or something, one of the bosses from another company arrived to talk business. Evelyn sort of have the hots for him, and alright, he DOES look good, thing is that he hates her and she just doesn't get it. So when she said "Hello, nice to meet you", and really sounded like she meant it (she did), he just looked at her with disgust and said: "You really should get a haircut, you look ridiculous!". I wanted to call out "PING! And he scores! Taste your own medication, bitch!". And he did it on purpose, because he knows just what she's like. Her reaction: She was absolutely shocked. Her mouth dropped open and she just stared at him. She's not used to be treated the same way she treats people. And she doesn't like it. She looked like that for almost half a minute, then she laughed a very nervous and faked laughter, and said:

"That's funny! I was just thinking the same about YOU!" He didn't even smile, and her own smile faded to nothing and she got that evil expression on her face again, but she looked quite humiliated as well. (When I saw her driving home after work, she was actually crying. I felt sorry for her. I know I shouldn't because she's been so mean to me, but I can't help it. I do feel sorry for those being hurt ).

I didn't hear her sneeze today though. Hopefully I will tomorrow.

HEHEHEHEHEHE Ya maybe a little of her own medicine is exactly what she needs. I don't know, as long as her nose torments her I for one am HAPPY!!!!

[jenn]

even though she is such a sneezy person i dont think i could put up with her attitude i think by now i would have knocked her off the little pedastool she thinks she is on.

[c_strawberrydiamond]

even though she is such a sneezy person i dont think i could put up with her attitude i think by now i would have knocked her off the little pedastool she thinks she is on.

Ditto!

[(hippo)]

ooh i just love it when bitches suffer she deserves everything thats coming for her

and DaylightStarr, thats a bloody good idea!!