Chanel_no5 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Okay, this is not exactly an obs, but I did hear some sneezes so I post it here anyway. Yesterday Evelyn had an appointment with her allergist, and today she spent almost all day on the second floor. I could hear her walking around with her high heels upstairs, sneezing every now and then. No attacks, just random sneezes. Some "HUH-CHOOO!"'s, some "HEH-TSSSCHOOOOO!"'s and a few "HAH-ATSSSCHOOOOOOOOOOO!"'s. Then, when she came downstairs to have a cup of coffee and insult some of my co-workers (I got away this time), she tore the door open and almost screamed:"I've found out why I sneeze so much!"I felt a tingle in my stomache when she said that, everyone else looked puzzled and finally Charlotte dared to say:"Okay, why?"Evelyn looked completely shocked when she said:"It's been my hairspray all the time! Can you believe it!?" She told us that she had bought it during the worst allergy season and she didn't understand that it made her sneeze so much, she believed it was only pollen that caused her sneeze attacks. Then she said something comforting:"So today I didn't use any, but I still feel kind of sneezy. Not at all that much, but... it seems I'm never going to get rid of this damned sneezing!"No, I surely hope not, because that's the only way she's ever gonna be liked. Link to comment
Dawnie Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Hmmmmm, I wonder what brand of hairspray this is? Link to comment
Shay Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Heh, that's so funny that it was her hairspray doing that to her. I get reactions to hairspray as well but it's asthmatic with me so more serious. Yet my mother refuses to stop using the stuff. She did agree to put it on the bathroom I never go in, but sometimes if she gets too close to me after she's put it on in the morning it can still make my asthma act up. Link to comment
Sneesee Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Hmmmmm, I wonder what brand of hairspray this is? Hmmm, me too! Reminds me of that scene in Inner Space where Martin Short needs to sneeze Dennis Quaid out of his lungs, and he needs hairspray cuz he knows it makes him sneeze! And then he sneezes all over the glasses of the one guy! Sorry to get kind of off topic there!Too bad she won't be wearing that hairspray anymore, though! Good thing she's still feels sneezy! Link to comment
allabs Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Wonder how they narrowed it down to her hairspray??????Dam this is bad news, as the Evelyn trilogy was really getting good. Link to comment
VoOs Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Too bad she found it out Ah, well... You can always ask her which hairspray it was and then use it youself when you're at work Or why not spray it all over the place...? She sure deserves every allergic attack she can get, the little bitch... Link to comment
allabs Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Too bad she found it out Ah, well... You can always ask her which hairspray it was and then use it youself when you're at work Or why not spray it all over the place...? She sure deserves every allergic attack she can get, the little bitch... Ohhhh I like your thinking VoOs Link to comment
Lalena Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 When I quickly glanced at the title of this thread I thought she found out about the fetish and thought to myself, "Oh, Wonderful! This will be good ..." But I am so glad that that isn't the case. How horrible would it be if she found out after sneezing around you so many times?! Anyway, it's too bad that she found out, although it is interesting. I agree with VoOs that you should wear that brand to work and make her sneezy ... she deserves it! Link to comment
Shay Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 When I quickly glanced at the title of this thread I thought she found out about the fetish and thought to myself, "Oh, Wonderful! This will be good ..." But I am so glad that that isn't the case. How horrible would it be if she found out after sneezing around you so many times?! Yea that what I thought at first too. Good thing she didn't find that out or being the bitch she is she probaby would have told everyone. Link to comment
sneezinglover Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 I hope her sneezing doesnt stop...........ever Nice obs, as always! Link to comment
(hippo) Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 When I quickly glanced at the title of this thread I thought she found out about the fetish and thought to myself, "Oh, Wonderful! This will be good ..." But I am so glad that that isn't the case. How horrible would it be if she found out after sneezing around you so many times?! Anyway, it's too bad that she found out, although it is interesting. I agree with VoOs that you should wear that brand to work and make her sneezy ... she deserves it! same here!! i saw it and thought she found the forum and the obs about her or something!! well, if she ever does read this: EVElYN YOU ARE A LITTLE BITCH!!! but we love your sneezes thanks for the obs, this is entertaining stuff! Link to comment
army-girl Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! damnit, why did she have to find out what it was? and and and, what if she sneezing stops? what about ME?! how can she be so selfish?!Anyway, here is what you're gonna do:1) Find out where she lives.2) Sift through her trash - your objective is to find cans of hairspray or a receipt with the name of the hairspray.3) Go get that hairspray.4) Use it against her at work.Should you fail, you're just gonna have to get a selection of these hairsprays and try them out one by one...Make your forum proud soldier!Report back at zero eighthundred hours to Army-girl's HQ.Now MOVE MOVE MOVE! Link to comment
Sternuto Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! damnit, why did she have to find out what it was? and and and, what if she sneezing stops? what about ME?! how can she be so selfish?!Anyway, here is what you're gonna do:1) Find out where she lives.2) Sift through her trash - your objective is to find cans of hairspray or a receipt with the name of the hairspray.3) Go get that hairspray.4) Use it against her at work.Should you fail, you're just gonna have to get a selection of these hairsprays and try them out one by one...Make your forum proud soldier!Report back at zero eighthundred hours to Army-girl's HQ.Now MOVE MOVE MOVE!She quoted my thoughts almost verbatum. Link to comment
Geist Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Wonder how they narrowed it down to her hairspray??????Dam this is bad news, as the Evelyn trilogy was really getting good.Yes, what a shame. It was very story-like in its nature. If it wasn't in the obs section, I would have found it to be an interesting piece of fiction. Link to comment
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