Funny little morning self obs

[Dawnie]

Well I suppose I'm not as young as I use to be. I've been working a second job for 2 & 1/2 weeks now and I think it's starting to catch up with me alittle bit. I had my alarm clock set for 5am. I shut it off and laid there for a couple more minutes. Next time I looked at the clock it was ten minutes of 6am! I usually need to leave the house by 6:25am to get to work by 7am. Well I jumped out of bed and starting getting myself together as fast as possible. I was running around like a maniac.

Ok, now on to the self obs. Very soon after waking, I felt an intense tickle in my nose. Without even having time to process the fact that I hadn't gone to the bathroom yet, I sneezed once. Well you can imagine what happened. I had an tiny weeny accident. So as quick as that happened I felt the next one coming fast. I dropped what I was doing, stood still and crossed my legs. So this kept me from completely soaking my self. I then went on and continued to race around and get ready. I was putting on my make up..........fast........and just after applying my liquid eyeliner I felt another strong tickle. I suddenly thought something like, "dammit, I'm gonna have to fix this. It's still wet and I'm gonna look like a raccoon". So I tried to sneeze in a way that wouldn't cause my eyes to slam shut. I know, how can I do this? Well it ended up just looking so funny and coming out sounding even funnier. I wish I could spell it out, but I just can't. You'll have to use your imagination. But the good news was that it didn't mess up my eyeliner.

[Nicole]

LOL That's cute!!! I have that issue with my mascara every morning....I always put my perfume on right after my mascara and then...blah. I need to change routine.

Very nice obs, thanks for sharing!

[allabs]

Nice obs thanks Dawnie

LOL That's cute!!! I have that issue with my mascara every morning....I always put my perfume on right after my mascara and then...blah. I need to change routine.

Very nice obs, thanks for sharing!

Ohhhhhhhh the perfume........ohhhhh Nicole how come everytime I read something you post i get crazy ideas.......LOL

[Sneesee]

Oh Dawnie, you are so super cute, you know that? Bless you, and sorry that you had such inconvenient times to sneeze. I mean, running late, having to pee, and put your make-up on, you poor thing! But, thanks for entertaining all of us with this story!

[Lamborghini]

Oh my god!!! Dawnieeeeeeeeeee.

That was wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too cute!

Lamborghini

[sneeze catcher]

Well I suppose I'm not as young as I use to be. I've been working a second job for 2 & 1/2 weeks now and I think it's starting to catch up with me alittle bit. I had my alarm clock set for 5am. I shut it off and laid there for a couple more minutes. Next time I looked at the clock it was ten minutes of 6am! I usually need to leave the house by 6:25am to get to work by 7am. Well I jumped out of bed and starting getting myself together as fast as possible. I was running around like a maniac.

Ok, now on to the self obs. Very soon after waking, I felt an intense tickle in my nose. Without even having time to process the fact that I hadn't gone to the bathroom yet, I sneezed once. Well you can imagine what happened. I had an tiny weeny accident. So as quick as that happened I felt the next one coming fast. I dropped what I was doing, stood still and crossed my legs. So this kept me from completely soaking my self. I then went on and continued to race around and get ready. I was putting on my make up..........fast........and just after applying my liquid eyeliner I felt another strong tickle. I suddenly thought something like, "dammit, I'm gonna have to fix this. It's still wet and I'm gonna look like a raccoon". So I tried to sneeze in a way that wouldn't cause my eyes to slam shut. I know, how can I do this? Well it ended up just looking so funny and coming out sounding even funnier. I wish I could spell it out, but I just can't. You'll have to use your imagination. But the good news was that it didn't mess up my eyeliner.

I think I saw this movie before........

[Dawnie]

Well I suppose I'm not as young as I use to be. I've been working a second job for 2 & 1/2 weeks now and I think it's starting to catch up with me alittle bit. I had my alarm clock set for 5am. I shut it off and laid there for a couple more minutes. Next time I looked at the clock it was ten minutes of 6am! I usually need to leave the house by 6:25am to get to work by 7am. Well I jumped out of bed and starting getting myself together as fast as possible. I was running around like a maniac.

Ok, now on to the self obs. Very soon after waking, I felt an intense tickle in my nose. Without even having time to process the fact that I hadn't gone to the bathroom yet, I sneezed once. Well you can imagine what happened. I had an tiny weeny accident. So as quick as that happened I felt the next one coming fast. I dropped what I was doing, stood still and crossed my legs. So this kept me from completely soaking my self. I then went on and continued to race around and get ready. I was putting on my make up..........fast........and just after applying my liquid eyeliner I felt another strong tickle. I suddenly thought something like, "dammit, I'm gonna have to fix this. It's still wet and I'm gonna look like a raccoon". So I tried to sneeze in a way that wouldn't cause my eyes to slam shut. I know, how can I do this? Well it ended up just looking so funny and coming out sounding even funnier. I wish I could spell it out, but I just can't. You'll have to use your imagination. But the good news was that it didn't mess up my eyeliner.

I think I saw this movie before........

I don't doubt it.

[army-girl]

Hahaha that is kinda cute ^.^ I think it goes right with that time Nic had to sneeze with mouthwash in her mouth... man, nothing interesting and sneezy ever happens to me in the mornings.... or in the afternoons... or in the evenings... or at night... (see a pattern here?)

Bless you! and thanks for sharing, keep on fighting the good fight AND, I did use my imagination to figure out how it would've sounded, I heartly approve of the results, nothing I could spell either though, lol

[Trillium]

Well I suppose I'm not as young as I use to be. I've been working a second job for 2 & 1/2 weeks now and I think it's starting to catch up with me alittle bit. I had my alarm clock set for 5am. I shut it off and laid there for a couple more minutes. Next time I looked at the clock it was ten minutes of 6am! I usually need to leave the house by 6:25am to get to work by 7am. Well I jumped out of bed and starting getting myself together as fast as possible. I was running around like a maniac.

Ok, now on to the self obs. Very soon after waking, I felt an intense tickle in my nose. Without even having time to process the fact that I hadn't gone to the bathroom yet, I sneezed once. Well you can imagine what happened. I had an tiny weeny accident. So as quick as that happened I felt the next one coming fast. I dropped what I was doing, stood still and crossed my legs. So this kept me from completely soaking my self. I then went on and continued to race around and get ready. I was putting on my make up..........fast........and just after applying my liquid eyeliner I felt another strong tickle. I suddenly thought something like, "dammit, I'm gonna have to fix this. It's still wet and I'm gonna look like a raccoon". So I tried to sneeze in a way that wouldn't cause my eyes to slam shut. I know, how can I do this? Well it ended up just looking so funny and coming out sounding even funnier. I wish I could spell it out, but I just can't. You'll have to use your imagination. But the good news was that it didn't mess up my eyeliner.

I'm late to the party here (hadn't even joined the forum when you posted this), but wanted to say I thought this was hilarious. Impressive that you didn't end up with raccoon eyes!