army-girl Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Ok, it's late, I'm tired, so lucky you, an obs that won't take you 5 days to read *claps*.First thing first, I was sitting on my last class for the day, Anthropology, which is always a bad thing, it's rather late in the afternoon of a really long school day and to be honest, no one cares about that class... which leads us all to act a bit like goofs (academic goofs) what encourages me is the fact that I share this class with a friend of mine from my days in the army, it's nice. Anywho, my friend is a tall, blonde weavy with highlights long hair, green eyes, pretty fun girlto be around, initial - H.While we were struggling to not murder the slow person who asked 12 times in a row what is the difference between "a logical economy" and "a logical instrumental economy" (don't panic if you don't know the difference, it is not relevant here, nor was it in class if you ask me), H courtly announced to me and another one of our newly found friends "oh! I I have to sneeze!" I rejoiced to the sound of those words and smirked in her general direction.Because of the late hour and how tired and frustrated we all were and since she's fun to mess around with, I did the only thing I could think of, while she was trying to focus I said "3.. 2.. 1.. AND!" as if counting her backwords in a really goofy anticipating while mocking sense.She looked at me and shushed me half scolding. I laughed ^.^ then she focused for another second, and without really looking too pre-sneezic sneezed once into 2 cupped hands "Ha-aahc" (nope, not a typo, I didn't misplace the c, it just really wasn't a "ch" sound....). Me and our other friend blessed her, she thanks us.3 seconds later, another one, just like before, "Ha-aahc" dry and throaty sounding <3 I love her sneeze, you can always count on 2 we blessed her again, I think our teacher (I'd say professor but he really is just an assistant) blessed her too, I've noticed so far that he just about blesses everyone all the time. Anyway it helped compencate for what was otherwise another horrifyingly dull anthropology class.Needless to say there were a few sneezes from other girls around, but who has the time... Oh! as for me.... Yesterday, just as I finished the last bite of some chocolate snack I had... and felt a little tickle... and tried to focus on it... while still finishing chewing... the focusing worked a bit too well, because I just realized I'm not really ready to sneeze since I still had some chocolate in my mouth (though not massive quantities of it... heh) so it ended up a funny prompt sneeze kinda like H'gTshh! I guess sprayed my hand, but surprisitngly, not with chocolate... just the usual mist (I was tempted to type "the usual goo and mist" just to sound all the more charming, but there's no goo.... ).Anyway food sneezes are funny, so I thought I'd share... Link to comment
Lalena Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Ha Ha! Bless you, Babe! Food sneezes are funny ... but very cute coming from you! Your friends sneezes sound interesting ... I love sneezes like that, that are just so unique! Wonderful obs, love! Link to comment
Shadow the HedgeHog Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 so it ended up a funny prompt sneeze kinda like H'gTshh! I guess sprayed my hand, but surprisitngly, not with chocolate... just the usual mist (I was tempted to type "the usual goo and mist" just to sound all the more charming, but there's no goo.... ).Anyway food sneezes are funny, so I thought I'd share...bless you bless you!................... stellar obs Army girl! love that detail.... weeeeee! love it ! love it! Link to comment
army-girl Posted November 9, 2006 Author Share Posted November 9, 2006 so it ended up a funny prompt sneeze kinda like H'gTshh! I guess sprayed my hand, but surprisitngly, not with chocolate... just the usual mist (I was tempted to type "the usual goo and mist" just to sound all the more charming, but there's no goo.... ).Anyway food sneezes are funny, so I thought I'd share...bless you bless you!................... stellar obs Army girl! love that detail.... weeeeee! love it ! love it!Hey wow ^.^ thank you, I don't think anyone's ever refered to anything I wrote or said as stellar, and I love the word stellar *hugs*Know what else I like? your avatar! Eggman! kickass, I am like, a huge Sonic dork =^.^= I've been meaning to say for a while that I really like it Link to comment
Anya Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Your work IS stellar! lol I always browse for any obs written by you and then if there aren't any I go to the next best thing! Plus I like hearing about chocolate. Link to comment
sneezinglover Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Great obs! And I would make time to write out all the sneezes because they are just too good to miss Link to comment
resolution Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Ok, it's late, I'm tired, so lucky you, an obs that won't take you 5 days to read *claps*.First thing first, I was sitting on my last class for the day, Anthropology, which is always a bad thing, it's rather late in the afternoon of a really long school day and to be honest, no one cares about that class... which leads us all to act a bit like goofs (academic goofs) what encourages me is the fact that I share this class with a friend of mine from my days in the army, it's nice. Anywho, my friend is a tall, blonde weavy with highlights long hair, green eyes, pretty fun girlto be around, initial - H.While we were struggling to not murder the slow person who asked 12 times in a row what is the difference between "a logical economy" and "a logical instrumental economy" (don't panic if you don't know the difference, it is not relevant here, nor was it in class if you ask me), H courtly announced to me and another one of our newly found friends "oh! I I have to sneeze!" I rejoiced to the sound of those words and smirked in her general direction.Because of the late hour and how tired and frustrated we all were and since she's fun to mess around with, I did the only thing I could think of, while she was trying to focus I said "3.. 2.. 1.. AND!" as if counting her backwords in a really goofy anticipating while mocking sense.She looked at me and shushed me half scolding. I laughed ^.^ then she focused for another second, and without really looking too pre-sneezic sneezed once into 2 cupped hands "Ha-aahc" (nope, not a typo, I didn't misplace the c, it just really wasn't a "ch" sound....). Me and our other friend blessed her, she thanks us.3 seconds later, another one, just like before, "Ha-aahc" dry and throaty sounding <3 I love her sneeze, you can always count on 2 we blessed her again, I think our teacher (I'd say professor but he really is just an assistant) blessed her too, I've noticed so far that he just about blesses everyone all the time. Anyway it helped compencate for what was otherwise another horrifyingly dull anthropology class.Needless to say there were a few sneezes from other girls around, but who has the time... Oh! as for me.... Yesterday, just as I finished the last bite of some chocolate snack I had... and felt a little tickle... and tried to focus on it... while still finishing chewing... the focusing worked a bit too well, because I just realized I'm not really ready to sneeze since I still had some chocolate in my mouth (though not massive quantities of it... heh) so it ended up a funny prompt sneeze kinda like H'gTshh! I guess sprayed my hand, but surprisitngly, not with chocolate... just the usual mist (I was tempted to type "the usual goo and mist" just to sound all the more charming, but there's no goo.... ). , ... Aww man we almost had a flavored sneeze from you, and chocolate is my favorite. I know sneezers like your friend, thanks for bothering with the phonetics. Link to comment
Trillium Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 A flavored sneeze? I never thought of it that way -- too funny! I always love your obs's, army-girl, they're always so darn amusing along with the sneezing, it's just a joy to read them. Link to comment
black_mage Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Loved the obs, thank you! And very skillful of you to sneeze with chocolate in your mouth so that it stays there. Link to comment
Lamborghini Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Here is another medal Army Girl, for another excessively cute obs. Lamborghini Link to comment
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