Best Cold I Ever Caught

[Illiana]

I dunno if this really belongs here, but I just had to share. As I already commented to Sneezster (and just about everyone else ;; ), my girlfriend is sick with a cold. She's SO amazingly cute right now that it's been driving me nuts -- both amorously AND with jealousy.

For instance, we were watching TV in bed, me in front of her with her arms around me, when suddenly she sneezed -- "hu-KSH" -- right next to me. I went totally wet, but I couldn't say anything. I didn't even say "bless you." She also has a bad habit of wiping her nose with her hand (cool for me, bad for everyone else, I know I need to get her to stop that), so right after she runs the back of her hand along her nose and then puts her hand back on my leg. @_@ Oh my God. I wanted to grab her hand and run my nose over it, but I haven't told her about this fetish soooo... my loss. u_u

HOWEVER... thanks to Sneezster's story, I hit upon a great way to try to catch her cold. I kept trying to just catch it from sharing things with her and making out with her the same as always, but nothing was working. I have a really good immune system, and I almost never catch cold in my nose -- it's almost always in my throat. BORING.

This time, though, I was ready. We were messing around later, so to speak, and of course there's all these cute sniffles while we're making out, when she stops. She's straddling me and she apologises and says she has to blow her nose -- while on top of me. @___@ The woman drives me CRAZY. I wonder if she suspects... >_>;;

Anyhow, she has a really wet blow, and has to use a couple of tissues. Then it's back to the action. Well, after that, we doze off. I wake up and she's totally out... and I'm completely nervous. Her floor is littered with used tissues, and the fresh ones are right by my elbow on her desk. I lay totally still for a long time, scared she might see me, but then... I sloooowly reached out, careful not to jostle her, and found the tissue just by feel. I was so aroused just uncrumpling it, and when I found the wet spots... !!!

I swear, I almost orgasmed right there. XD;;

That made up my mind. Whenever I catch a cold the normal way, I get a mild earache or my throat hurts terribly for days. THIS time, I vowed, I would introduce the virus ONLY to my nose. And since I had to leave to go home anyway, I snuck out -- with the tissues.

Oh, I felt so sneaky and clever and soooo hot. I followed my plan to the letter, washing my hands right after so I couldn't get the germs on anything else, and wouldn't you know it -- IT TOTALLY WORKED. By early afternoon the next day I was sniffling and sneezing. I'd skipped right to the awesome part of the cold, no headache or sore throat or anything! Just fatigue, unfortunately. But the sneezes were worth the trouble. I'll remember this method next time. Thanks, Sneezster, for your awesome story! XD

[shy_obsession]

Does it really work to introduce the germs to your nose only? That's really interesting.

I differ from you in one very significant way-I hate getting sick! I don't like people seeing ME vulnerable. I just like watching others suffer through a cold!

[zapata]

OMG!!! This has always been one of my fantasies and you have just done it. I am happy for you. I so wish I would get a chance like this.

[Illiana]

Does it really work to introduce the germs to your nose only? That's really interesting.

I differ from you in one very significant way-I hate getting sick! I don't like people seeing ME vulnerable. I just like watching others suffer through a cold!

Usually I don't like being sick, either, 'cause of the sore throat and the headache, but man, jealousy drives you to do crazy things. XD I couldn't STAND that she had a sneezy cold and I didn't. I'm such a kid. ;

But anyhow, my body was already sort of "innoculated" against the cold, 'cause her roommates had already had it and I had never caught it. I think it worked this time 'cause I really forced my body to accept the virus. It's been a day or two now, and it's still just my nose that's affected, all runny and stuffy and sneezy. The rest of me -- except for being tired -- is fine.

It proooobably wouldn't work with a cold that was "new"; I'm sure I'd just get really sick. XD So I was lucky this time! Wheee~

[The Sneezster]

Gracious! I'm contributing to the delinquency of a newbie!

[And Beat Him When He Sneezes]

I'd never try to catch a cold but I'm happy for you that you got what you sneezily want. What exactly is the method for introducing the virus?

[Illiana]

I'd never try to catch a cold but I'm happy for you that you got what you sneezily want. What exactly is the method for introducing the virus?

Hmm... Well, I pretended I was on "House" or something. XD It was actually really fun.

I took the tissues, and when I took them I touched them with only my right hand. I put them in my purse (not sanitary for my wallet or anything, but that was all I had). I then washed my hands and went home. When I got home, I pulled the tissued out only with my right hand again. Then I very unscientifically unwrapped each and every tissue to find the spots where the actual mucus was. Most were dry by then, but I'd grabbed a couple fresh ones, so those were pretty wet.

I sat on the floor and rubbed around my nose with them (yes, all with just the one hand XD ), then pushed them up my nose and rubbed inside my nostrils while inhaling. I sniffed them -- they smelled like her lip gloss~! Ahh~!. To make sure the virus got inside, I curled up the ends as if I was inducing and put them inside my nose, too.

I did this... hm... I think... three or four times over the course of the night. I was so excited I couldn't sleep, so I had lots of time. XD I did NOT sneeze, and I did NOT blow my nose this whole time. I wanted the viruses to STAY inside. I also put the tissues in a specific spot and never had them touch anything else. After each "session," I refrained from touching anything else with my right hand til I had washed my hands for thirty seconds.

I did it again in the morning, when I could tell I was already getting sick, and again I didn't sneeze for half the day. At lunch, I did it one more time, and by evening I had a runny nose and was starting to sneeze.

I think it might've helped a lot, keeping the viruses away from my ears and eyes, 'cause only my nose had the cold. Unfortunately, that makes for short cold for me. It's almost finished. u_u But I got to enjoy the whole weekend sick and snuggling in bed with my swetheart~! *_*

[zapata]

Wow...that was so ingenious....and HOT!!!

[Pilgrim]

I heartily congratulate you on your success May you have many opportunities to implement your plan time and time again!

[Guest shiranui]

You actually did it? I don't know if I should bless you or congratulate you Anyway if she's your GF and you're sharing other things, so why not a cold? Part of me actually finds it kind of hot. I'm happy you are happy, and that you had a snuggly-nice weekend

[count tiszula]

This is really excellent; a fulfilment of fantasies that so many of us have had. And the details of your naughty hankie theft and the cold growing method are fascinating [though none of your own sneezes, sadly].

Could this method catch on? How could it not?