SweetP Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 so today during class (math) i was trying to sleep, but my teacher was yapping, so i was finding it hard. Then all of a sudden i hear a wonderful, loud, but quick, stifle. i'm not going to bother to try and spell it, but it was wonderful. and it wz from my wonderfully indulging friend S (i hav a very tiny crush on him, and he haz a very tiny one on me). My best friend J was behind me, and both her and S started cracking up. S grinned at me and he said, "whoo! That was a real one too." usually he just fakes sneezes for me, but sometimes they're real too. So then my friend J was rocking her desk and bumping mine, i was already horny, but the movement of the desk was making me more so, so i grinned a big grin at her and said, "j, plz, stop moving the desk." she just busted out laughing.then today when me and my aunt had dinner together, we had a hot waiter, who i've never had before as this restaurant, though i've wanted to. he came up to us with a big smile and i smiled back. "how are you today?" he said, giving a little sniffle."Fine, and you?" my aunt said."could be better." he said, then, "can i get you something..." at this point his voice trailed off and he got that wonderful look. i was dumbstruck, i couldnt take my eyes off him and i could move. "Huh-ISHOO!" then he kind of groaned, and turned back to us when another sneeze took him by surprise. "Hih-ISHOO!" i was in sneeze heaven at this point, and i knew i was getting wet downstairs. He sniffled, "i'm really sorry, gross out." He said with a small chuckle. "Don't worry, i'm not sick, i'm just allergic to something in here."My aunt looked less than pleased, but i think i was pleased enough for the both of us Link to comment
Guest sneezy kitty Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 oh i wish i was there! that sounds...delicious! Link to comment
Guest Posaune Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Ooooh, yum! Both obs are great, but I'm totally in love with the sneezy waiter. There's just something about sexy waiters... Link to comment
Sneesee Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 S is so cute, and his sneezes sound adorable! How nice that you have a friend like him who can indulge you once in awhile! And the sneezy waiter was just yummy! The whole "I'm not sick, just allergic to something" is just WOW! Thank you so much! Link to comment
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