Guest Black Siberia Posted December 8, 2006 Posted December 8, 2006 Okay, time to contribute something to the community rather than draining everyone else's talent and effort.My girlfriend is actually a year younger than me, so she's 18 (but legal nonetheless) and I might be biased, but I think she's pretty adorable. Red hair down to her ass, big brown eyes, on the skinny side. Anyway, our apartment has a from door and a back door onto a porch, which I left open last night to air out the apartment. This morning, my girlfriend walks into the kitchen and immediately, she starts sniffling. Now she's only allergic to two things. Everything that grows outside (it's winter so that's out of the question) and cats. Obviously, we don't have a cat, so I am kind of mystified, but definitely not complaining, as I know what's about to happen. She stops in mid stride to rub her nose, and I can see the bridge of her nose wrinkle up. As she starts rubbing her eyes, I ask if she's okay, and she nods that she is. A few more minutes go by as we drink our coffee, her in her underwear and me already dressed for work. Suddenly, I her her take this tiny little sniffling gasp, and I look up. Her head is tilted back, and she has one hand hovering in front of her face. Her mouth is just barely open, and those little tiny gasps are getting louder, her eyelids are fluttering....then she sneezes, like "Ih...itshcn!" and immediately goes back into that sneezy, gasping state. I ask if she's okay, and she says "no...I have to...sn..." Of course by now I can't look away. Her head tilts back again, and it starts. One two, three, four sneezes in a row, each getting louder and more desperate, as she tries to talk between them. The talking was the most adorable part, I think. "Okay...okay, I think that's...hitchschnn! Hii...I can't...c-can't...ITSCHOO! Oh...Ischnn! One...more..." while her nostrils are flaring are she's taking these deep, gasping breaths. Needless to say, we went straight back to bed to nurse her allergies....never did figure out what it was. I might have to leave the back door open more often.
zapata Posted December 8, 2006 Posted December 8, 2006 OMG!!! What a wonderful observation. Some people have all the luck. ok ok..I will not rant. I am happy for you :-)
And Beat Him When He Sneezes Posted December 9, 2006 Posted December 9, 2006 That was adorable! Thanks!
Mr Sneezy Posted December 9, 2006 Posted December 9, 2006 That is just so cute!! And comprehensively described too.Does she know of your fetish and that being the reason you hurried her off to bed again?
Guest Black Siberia Posted December 9, 2006 Posted December 9, 2006 That is just so cute!! And comprehensively described too.Does she know of your fetish and that being the reason you hurried her off to bed again?She does indeed. I had to get drunk to spill that little secret though.
elements Posted December 9, 2006 Posted December 9, 2006 HOLY HELLL that was SO hott!Congrats on such a great sneezy gf! And wow...you sure do have a TALENT for writing obs! I was enthralled :-DThank you for sharing!:-D
Roflsneeze Posted December 10, 2006 Posted December 10, 2006 Damn it!! Why doesn't this ever happen to me!!
Lalena Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 So cute! I love when they try and talk through the sneezes! Thanks for posting ...
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