Male Obs

[Nicole]

Well, I've pretty much decided that I've struck fetish gold in McHotPants. He is truly the sexiest sneezer I've EVER come across, and I swear that's not my bias! He always sneezes in multiples, never less than 4, with about a second or two between each. After this last bunch we had to have a quickie before we went to visit his parents...I just couldn't help it.

Saturday morning was the first morning we both got to sleep late in ages, yet we still woke up at 4:45 AM. Oh, the horrors of waking up early for work all week. We chilled out for a while and I apparently fell asleep again, because I woke up at about 6:45 AM to a coffee in my hand. McHotPants went out to the nearest Starbucks and brought some back for us, because Lord knows we can't be bothered to make a pot. So anyway, he climbed back in bed and we were drinking our coffee and petting my dog, when all of a sudden he took a deep breath. He always does this before he sneezes but I never know if it's going to be a yawn or a sneeze. As he was taking the breath he handed me his coffee...and then I knew what was coming. He brought his hand up to his face and gave four very satisfying sneezes, sounding a bit like "ha-TSCHOO!" After the fourth, he reached for his coffee...but then he stopped and gave another one, louder a little more intense than the first four. Oh...heaven.

About an hour later we were still in bed. Lazy gits... We were talking about something and his part of the conversation went something like this: "But I only say that because....uh...." And then 4 more sneezes into the bend of his elbow. After those four he said, "Ah Jesus....", which I found incredibly sexy and I don't know why. I'm a dork.

So THEN...then we were downstairs having breakfast and watching the news. He got up off the couch and walked over to the window. I said, "Whaddya see, Lassie?" LOL He turned around, held up his finger, and let 5 sneezes go, and I could see the pre-sneeze expression in all of them. He also had this great hitched breath thing between all of those last 5....oh.... Be still my beating heart. He said, "I felt those sneezes coming for the last half hour, I thought the sun would help." Oh, it did.

[juliette]

Oh. My. God. I am SPEECHLESS.

I take it you are going to marry this guy ASAP?!?!?!?

P.S. Did you bless him????

[Nicole]

Oh. My. God. I am SPEECHLESS.

I take it you are going to marry this guy ASAP?!?!?!?

Wouldn't be bad!

[March Hare]

Eeeeeee, Nic! Darlin, that's pure lovely... I'm so happy for you! He sounds LE SEXY all right. Thanks for sharing

[Dawnie]

My god that was an awesome obs. What a goldmind this Dr. McHotpants is. Did any of these luscious sneezes get any type of blessings from the lovely Nicole???????

[Nicole]

My god that was an awesome obs. What a goldmind this Dr. McHotpants is. Did any of these luscious sneezes get any type of blessings from the lovely Nicole???????

Every single one. And just about 15 minutes ago he called me to tell me he was on his way home... He sneezed 4 times on the phone and just talked through the entire fit. What the hell, man. Sanne, le sexy is right!!!

Glad you gals enjoyed.

ETA: He's a very good responder to blessings, I have to say. Always polite and perfectly lovely!

[count tiszula]

Golly gosh! Sneezing in fives...much better than in fours; photic, enormous and talking about it! Fetish gold indeed. or fetish platinum, or fetish astatine.

And you blessed him; yippee! More to come , let us hope.

[juliette]

He's a very good responder to blessings

WOWOWOWOW better and better and better!!!!!!!!!! WHEN is the next Leap Year? You've work to do girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jpeach]

oh GOD beautiful!!! i certainly wish my new sexy man crush would sneeze--i've never heard him sneeze before and we've hung out like 5 different times. (he's probably not a sneezer. ) but still, if only i could get a taste of this!!

xoxojpeach

[Sneesee]

Oh Nicole, you are one lucky woman! McHot Pants' sneezes sound incredible! No less than 4? YUMMY! Not only is the man sweet and sensitive, but he's also good-looking and sneezy! Thanks for sharing with us. Enjoy all of them.

I also loved the part where he said he felt the sneezes for half and hour and that he thought the sun might help! DREAMY!

[Nicole]

I'm so glad you guys liked!

[atchoum]

Let me add my voice to the chorus! A sneeze fetishist's dreams come true (this one's anyway!). Couldn't have happened to a better person.

And thanks for sharing it round - I think there are probably some pretty febrile sneeze fetishists all over the world just reading this account over and over again!

[shy_obsession]

Omg. That was truly amazing. I absolutely LOVE the way he handed you his cup before he began sneezing. How adorable. I hope you continue to observe so we can read some more fantastic obs!

After those four he said, "Ah Jesus....", which I found incredibly sexy and I don't know why. I'm a dork.

No, you're not a dork at all for thinking that. I would find that sexy, too! The frustration that comes after a fit-gotta love it.

[Aisha]

YOU LUCKY THING NICOLE!!!

He certainly lives up to his nickname...

Random question: does you avatar have anything to do with Anchorman? Because all I can think of when I look at it is that scene...

"I love lamp..."

"Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?"

"I love lamp! I love lamp!"

hehe, that is going to sound really goofy if you've never seen it!

[Nicole]

Random question: does you avatar have anything to do with Anchorman? Because all I can think of when I look at it is that scene...

"I love lamp..."

"Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?"

"I love lamp! I love lamp!"

It's got EVERYTHING to do with Anchorman!!! I LOVE that movie, I could watch it over and over again and still laugh. LOL Great, great stuff.

I'm so glad you guys enjoyed this recount. Believe me, I can't wait for more....

[kayla]

I'm so glad you guys enjoyed this recount. Believe me, I can't wait for more....

Neither can we, keep these obs coming. I want more LOL.

[Secret98]

I am shy and embarressed about having this fetish so I usually don't read any stories or obs because I'm usually to scared bu this forum has been some help to my fears, I feel less alone.... anyways it was a nice ob the "oh jesus" thing I get anxious if people have a problem with themselves sneezing, but I did like that he gave you his coffee before he sneezed I still have anxiety around multiple sneezes...(I blame my dad)

[Nicole]

I am shy and embarressed about having this fetish so I usually don't read any stories or obs because I'm usually to scared bu this forum has been some help to my fears, I feel less alone.... anyways it was a nice ob the "oh jesus" thing I get anxious if people have a problem with themselves sneezing, but I did like that he gave you his coffee before he sneezed I still have anxiety around multiple sneezes...(I blame my dad)

I'm really happy you gals enjoyed reading it. coyoteraven, I think I can relate to your anxiety a little bit. Mine actually started going away when I was your age (God, that sounds like something a mother would say....not like you're a kid or anything, and not like I'm old! ). It gets better if you're open to it!