The Sneezster Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 In the rush hour traffic this morning, on a merge onto the highway when nothing was moving, I looked over to the car next to me. Guy, maybe 35 years old, short wavy dark hair, clean shaven, is inducing Kleenex-style. He is working the pointy end of the Kleenex in his driver's side nostril, and I got a really good look. Then he withdrew the Kleenex, held a "sneezy face" pose for a few seconds, then sneezed a big, full-out, uncovered sneeze, pretty much on his steering wheel. I gaped as he assumed another sneezy face, held it, worked a good build up, and sneezed another big one. I kept watching to see if he had another in him, but he just sat there, in traffic, grinning and looking pleased with himself.So I tooted my horn to get his attention, mouthed "gesundheit" and made a little mock applause. They guy looked completely mortified and looked dead ahead, peeking now and again to see if I was still looking. Oh! I was! And due to the snarly traffic, I was side-by-side with him for about five more minutes. As soon as he could, he put distance between our cars.So, 'fess up. Which one of you was it? Link to comment
Sneesee Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Damn that is SO cool! Whoever you are, BRAVO to you for inducing in traffic! I just wish you lived closer to me. Sneezster, thanks for such an AWESOME observation! How rare to get an inducing observation, that's not from someone's SO. This just made my day, let me tell you! And how embarrassing for him that he happened to be next to a sneeze fetishist on his way to work this morning! Steering wheel sneezes are so yummy! Oh, and huge kudos to you, Sneezster, for getting his attention afterwards! Link to comment
Lalena Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Oh my gosh! That is an AMAZING obs! Clearly this person is not me, seeing as I am not male, nor in my 30's, but I have induced in my car many times. This makes me wonder who has seen me ...Huge kudos for getting this guy's attention afterwards. I don't think I would have had the guts to do that.Guess we all have to be a little more aware. Like so many people have said in the past, you never know who's watching when you sneeze! Link to comment
Illiana Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Omg. XD;; I'm completely embarrassed for that poor guy. Dude. I'm blushing right now. Jeeze. x_xExcellent obs, but omg, I'm glad I don't do that in my car... Link to comment
Alucard Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Awesome! Wasn't me! Nice Obs! Link to comment
VoOs Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 WowHow lucky you are to get to see such a thing! Awesome obs, but I feel for the poor guy who got caught in the act Anyway: thanks a lot for sharing this! Link to comment
SweetP Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 LMAO! that's SOOO hilarious! i like how u drew attention to what he'd done! that's SOOO FUNNY! HAHA! Link to comment
shy_obsession Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 !!! I can't believe you got to see that! I don't know why someone would do that in the first place if they knew other people could see them and if they knew they'd be embarrassed. Nevertheless, that's the most unique obs I've ever heard! You had guts to draw attention to it like that! Link to comment
Bongo Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 I'll fess up, it was me. Link to comment
Aisha Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 So I tooted my horn to get his attention, mouthed "gesundheit" and made a little mock applause. OMG, that really is hilarious!! But wow, I can almost cringe when I imagine myself in that guys shoes, getting caught by some random stranger while stuck in traffic... Bet he wasn't expecting THAT!Bravo for showing him you were watching him inducing and sneezing, that certainly made for a unique observation! Link to comment
vignette Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Oh, the poor guy... But what a fantastic obs! It's such a shame that he didn't realise that he probably made your day... Link to comment
The Sneezster Posted December 19, 2006 Author Share Posted December 19, 2006 I'll fess up, it was me.But you're a woman, right? Are you the kind of woman who looks like a 35 year old man? Anyway, I look forward to getting stuck in traffic with you again! Link to comment
Dawnie Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 That was great! How great that you saw it. And like others said, that was so terrific that you got his attention. I probably NEVER would have had the nerve. I would have just stared and more than likely started to roll until I bumbed into the car in front of me. Link to comment
atchoum Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 There's a Jacques Tati film I saw when I was a kid (it may be Trafic), where a man pulls his nose hairs while waiting in a traffic jam and sneezes. Perhaps your guy had seen the film and was inspired! Link to comment
blndeangeloflve Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 hahahah this was such a refreshing(and humorous) obs....something I have never read before since being a member. I loved the part where you beeped at him! Kudos to you! That is too funny!!!!! Link to comment
army-girl Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Kickass observation! woo, the only thing I ever get caught doing in my car is sing and dance while I drive ( not to recently I had a car with a horde of guys wave at me fanatically for 3 traffic lights while I was blasting away giving the public what they want ), but woha! car inducer, that rules Here's a thinker for ya, he could actually be a none-fetishist... yep. People, they got internet, they read and learn all sorts of things... first time I induced was when I had a really annoying cold (like ALL of my colds) which means hardly any sneezes, but lots of tickles, and I was whining to a friend of mine (well before I thought I had a fetish and that this was it) and she (100% not a fetishist, trust me on this one) just said "grab a tissue, roll the corner and tickle... problem solved".So maybe, MAYVE , mystery man is just knowledgeable in the ways of the nose? either way, that totally rocks! I'm sure the guy was mortified and couldn't have in a million years guessed you were sincerely admiring, the poor chap Link to comment
whymilk Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 WHOA!!You had a lot of courage actually honking at him and saying gesundheit!! I can hardly say bless you to MY FRIENDS so yeah I'm really impressed, haha! Link to comment
Guest FriarTom Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 WHOA!!You had a lot of courage actually honking at him and saying gesundheit!! I can hardly say bless you to MY FRIENDS so yeah I'm really impressed, haha!I'd have rear-ended the person in front had I been in your position (and the genders were reversed) I like your moxie! FT Link to comment
Kitty Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Personally I love the mock applause and brovo to his performance - was he on the phone? Perhaps and ear piece hidden away and depending on the state - I may know him!LOLExcellent obs - what original behavior. Link to comment
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