Male Obs

[Nicole]

I'm convinced. McHotPants can't be any cuter.

He is quite truly the tastiest sneezer I've ever come across and I can't stand it. Or I guess more accurately my libido can't stand it. Yesterday morning we were at home just chilling out in front of the fireplace and drinking coffee. P-Dogg was asleep on his bed, the house was toasty warm, everything was quiet and peaceful. Perfect environment for me to enjoy the sexiest fit of sneezes ever.

Anyway, I was sitting all pretzel-legged on the couch covered in a blanket... I was leaning up against McHotPants and all of a sudden he sat forward to put his coffee down. He brought his hand up to his mouth and nose and started to sit back on the couch, the whole while his breath hitching, TOTALLY getting ready to sneeze. I was like a fucking retard at this point, just barely keeping myself from outright panting at him. He took a long, slow deep breath and had the hottest self-interrupting double I've eve heard in my life (love it, Tenshi...love it), that went something like "TSCHOO-choo!" I blessed him while actively trying not to take care of business right there on the couch, and believe me, it took some conscious effort. He didn't say anything but he went on to sneeze 5 more times, each one a bit more desperate than the previous one yet totally perfect. After he was done he sniffled, rubbed his nose, and said, "Jesus...excuse me." I think at that point I pushed my hanging tongue back in my mouth and blessed him. He leaned over, kissed me on the nose, and said, "Thanks beautiful," and then took my hand and went back to drinking his coffee...of course, all the while not knowing that I nearly had a spontaneous orgasm. And then I fucking died.

[Sneesee]

I think at that point I pushed my hanging tongue back in my mouth and blessed him. He leaned over, kissed me on the nose, and said, "Thanks beautiful," and then took my hand and went back to drinking his coffee...of course, all the while not knowing that I nearly had a spontaneous orgasm. And then I fucking died.

I think I might have died from that as well! Incredibly hot observation, Nic. McHotPants sounds like just the yummiest man ever! And he has some of the most drool-worthy sneezes, you lucky woman, you! Thank you, and please feel free to share any more!

[Dawnie]

How wonderful. What a doll. And then him saying what he did and kissing you on the nose was just adorable.

[shy_obsession]

WOAH. Did I mention how lucky you are? That is truly orgasmic, I don't blame you. *Phew*

[atchoum]

Sigh! It's as if we were there with you!

You can imagine what this is doing to your friends' (and admirers') libido, too.

But keep them coming!

and a happy new year to you both !