oh this is SO not fair!!

[something-instinctual]

ever since my girlfriend and I have been together, we've had random conversations about sneezing. I would normally bring it up, telling her about some obnoxious person I saw sneezing that day, and how they sneezed sooo many times or how they were soooo loud and then we'd continue talking about how some people sneeze blah blah blah, and she did mention one time that her mother sneezes obnoxiously loud and girly, and her dad sneezes in fits of seven (hehehehehe gotta see that). of course...I'M DYING TO HEAR HER SNEEZE &*%&^%&^&*%&!!!!!!!!!!!! and I still haven't.

there's this coconut shampoo that makes me sneeze, and so...she likes to make me sneeze...*lets all ponder and reflect on that for a moment*....because she thinks I'm "absolutely adorable". so she'll do that and giggle afterwards and I'll pout and pretend I'm annoyed (LOL) etc etc etc.

still haven't heard her sneeze. came close though we had just finished... ...and she was laying on her side facing away from me and I had my arm over her...I was zoning out...and for some reason I though of something that made laugh, so I did, and she giggled and said "you just totally interupted a sneeze".

EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO THROW MYSELF INTO THE ARCTIC OCEAN.

then, about 2 weeks ago, we were sitting on my couch and she brought both her hands up to her face, had the most adorable little build up, nostrils flaring wildly, eyes unfocused and teary, and then...ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. she just about threw her hands down and said "oh my GOD!!" yeah...she was annoyed??!! *growls*

but then...THEN! we were talking on AIM just now and she said "i have to sneeze" ...*drowns in below freezing water*...then typed "eeeee sneeze!" and she said she sneezed...twice... (TWICE...and without me there...)

I'm seeing her tomorrow...if she doesn't sneeze, I'm going to cry. I will be weeping on a street corner, so if anyone happens to drive by and see a girl in mens clothing crying hysterically...it'll be me. Pull over and say hi.

[Nicole]

This made me laugh! I swear not at YOU or your predicament, but just your re-tell of it...oh, so funny.

But I understand where you're coming from and it's incredibly frustrating. I hope things start looking up for you soon!

[Dogma]

I can so relate to that! My girlfriend knows about my fetish and indulges me regularly BUT there is always something special about a natural sneeze... however she has, during our year together, sneezed 3 times naturally when with me. But she has told me of several sneeze-attacks she has had while not with me. Just last week she told me on the phone how she had sneezed 9 times in a row (VERY unusual for her to sneeze so much) just 1 hour after I'd left her place. Talk about frustrating

[poiub]

How long's it been? It's got to happen eventually! Patience

EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO THROW MYSELF INTO THE ARCTIC OCEAN.

This made me laugh

[Sawyer]

Aw, I feel so bad saying this made me laugh! I'm sorry for your disspointment, and I hope you get to hear a sneeze from her, too! Post if here if you can!

Good luck, and thanks for sharing!

[Dawnie]

I'm guessing that your girlfriend doesn't know about your fetish, or am I wrong? If not, how cute is it that she likes to make you sneeze?

[something-instinctual]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not cool...not cool. saw my girlfriend a couple days ago, she almost sneezed TWICE...but didn't. I'm starting to think it's a mental block AROUND ME lol

lol Dawnie, yep...she doesn't know about the fetish...that I have it...etc etc...but I do think it's adorable that she likes to make me sneeze

however...lol, I had to sneeze really badly while we were cuddling, but I was trying to hide it and I accidently inhaled really sharply and she totally felt/heard that so she sat up, smiiiiled, and started poking me and getting all excited, and kept saying "sneeze! sneeze! do it! do it!"

soo I sneezed, moderate volume, maybe a 4 on a judges scale since I held it in as much as I could...I dunno, sounded something like this... "huh...huhh...HUH-CHHHHH!" not really wet, had the potential to be...but wasn't, lol.

anyway yeah...still haven't heard her... but soon...sooon...

[jgj5480]

Hope you hear her do it soon! What corner will you be on so I can come by and say hey! lol Coconut Shampoo...interesting...this stuff will keep you going on and on?

[something-instinctual]

lol yep...coconut anything irritates me horribly. but it's this shampoo that kills me! I sneeze nonstop lol I have no seasonal/outdoor allergies or anything like that...but almost anything coconut scented is absolute torture.