A request for artists

[Sneesee]

Okay, I really don't to ask like people for favors, but I just can't do this one myself, and I'm kind of jonesing for something I've wanted to see forever! Is there any artist out there who'd be willing to take a picture of NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon, and draw him sneezing? I'd be forever in your debt if there is someone out there willing to tackle this request. And if you need pictures of him? I can send some, I have lots. Or, you can probably find a bunch online.

So, if there's anyone who would like to help me out, I'll come kiss you! But seriously, I'd be so grateful for anyone willing to try this for me. At times like this, I wish I could draw better than just cartoon animals! Thanks in advance!!!!