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The Sneezster

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I never have allergies, and never have sneezy fits, but last night at work!

I was in the nursing home, and stopped by one of the units. As I approached the nurse's station, there was a very heavy odor -- a potpourri of Ben Gay, air freshener, lilac scented hand lotion, and stale urine. I suddenly felt my breathing constrict and my nose burn.

Hehkhshih! Hehkhshih! Hehkshih! I managed to grab some tissues from a box just in time to catch the rare triple (I am generally a double sneezer). What is that smell guys? I can barely breathe?

I'm not done. Hehkshih! Hehkshih! Now everyone is looking at me. "Are you ok?" "Are you sick?"

No, something's in the air. "I've got to get off this unit!" I head down the hall, quickly. Hehkshih! Hehkshih! Hehkshih!

A chorus of "Bless you's" follow me down the hall. I hit the elevator button, and sneeze three more times while I'm waiting for the elevator to come.

Eleven sneezes in all! A new personal best!

I telephoned them once I left the floor. "I'm fine."

:D

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brilliant, just brilliant :) So I guess you are allergic to something maybe? *grin* I suggest further investigation! go see if the performance repeats itself :nohappy: great obs (I love the spelling :D if it sounds like it reads then I think I love your sneeze). Bless.

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With a personal best like that, you're heading for a gold medal.

Hmm; now if i t was the stale urine, it won't be expensive to conduct further trials.

Very nice.

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With a personal best like that, you're heading for a gold medal.

Hmm; now if i t was the stale urine, it won't be expensive to conduct further trials.

Very nice.

wouldn't be expensive, but would be :)

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