The Sneezster Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 I never have allergies, and never have sneezy fits, but last night at work!I was in the nursing home, and stopped by one of the units. As I approached the nurse's station, there was a very heavy odor -- a potpourri of Ben Gay, air freshener, lilac scented hand lotion, and stale urine. I suddenly felt my breathing constrict and my nose burn.Hehkhshih! Hehkhshih! Hehkshih! I managed to grab some tissues from a box just in time to catch the rare triple (I am generally a double sneezer). What is that smell guys? I can barely breathe?I'm not done. Hehkshih! Hehkshih! Now everyone is looking at me. "Are you ok?" "Are you sick?"No, something's in the air. "I've got to get off this unit!" I head down the hall, quickly. Hehkshih! Hehkshih! Hehkshih!A chorus of "Bless you's" follow me down the hall. I hit the elevator button, and sneeze three more times while I'm waiting for the elevator to come.Eleven sneezes in all! A new personal best!I telephoned them once I left the floor. "I'm fine." Link to comment
sneezinglover Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Awesome obs! Thanks a lot! Link to comment
And Beat Him When He Sneezes Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Apparently you do have sneezy fits! Thanks. Link to comment
army-girl Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 brilliant, just brilliant So I guess you are allergic to something maybe? *grin* I suggest further investigation! go see if the performance repeats itself great obs (I love the spelling if it sounds like it reads then I think I love your sneeze). Bless. Link to comment
zapata Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Wow!!! Bless You!!!But I am sorry about the inconvenience this might have caused you at work. This was some fit!!! Link to comment
count tiszula Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 With a personal best like that, you're heading for a gold medal.Hmm; now if i t was the stale urine, it won't be expensive to conduct further trials.Very nice. Link to comment
King_of_the_ruins Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 With a personal best like that, you're heading for a gold medal.Hmm; now if i t was the stale urine, it won't be expensive to conduct further trials.Very nice.wouldn't be expensive, but would be Link to comment
elements Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 HOTT! Thank you for sharing! Link to comment
sneeze_e Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 NICE! man thats just to hot! thanks for shareing Link to comment
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