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Okay so I've been extremely paranoid all my life and never wanted to set foot in Bath & Body Works, but I went shopping with my friend C and she had a gift card to go there, so we decided to stop by for a few minutes just to take a look around. I can last a few minutes, right?

WRONG. What the hell was I thinking?! It wasn't nearly as bad as it could've been (and ever since my horrifying classroom incident a while ago, I've been perfecting the art of NOT PUTTING MYSELF IN THOSE SITUATIONS. I don't sit near girls if I can help it, etc etc lol) but it was still pretty bad for someone who isn't exactly fond of sneezing in public.

Anyway, C and I walked around and she went to the body spray *shoots self* while I went to look at some random books about exfoiliating whatever at the front of the store. I felt myself getting a little congested and I decided I was not going to let this happen, so I waved to C to get her attention and stepped outside the store. She came out a minute later and asked if I was okay as she walked over to me and I said yeah, I just felt my "allergies" acting up JKOHDSFSFJOHIUFOHFIOSFI SHE SPRAYED SOMETHING ON HERSELF. And you know what? It wasn't coconut, I could tell that much. It was nearly as bad as coconut is but I got a wiff of it and my already itchy nose reacted, so I covered my face with the crook of my elbow, and began sneezing into it. "hii-chh!...hii-chh! hii-chh! chh!..hii-hii-hii-chh!"

I sniffed and felt myself turn bright red when I saw C looking at me, slightly concerned. NOTE: When women look like they're worried about me (gasp a caring soul somewhere in this world??), I melt into a little puddle of nothing and stare up at them, blinking stupidly. Damn warm and fuzzy feelings. She asked if I was alright, and I just nodded and turned with her to start walking god knows where...my face still burning.

That was some pointless rambling, sorry 'bout that! I'll be more direct with this obs:

Girl in my psychology class who sits somewhere behind me sneezed 17 times over the course of one hour...yes, somewhere BEHIND me. Frustrating am I right? Spaced out, sounding like..."eh-SHUSH! Some other guy across the class, behind me as well, blessed her every single time. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

*cough* Fin!

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Eeeeee I absolutely loved that :D awww warm and fuzzy *chuckle* though now we have to find out... if it wasn't coconut, what was it? :drool: I am getting all sorts of wicked ideas that involve tying up and experimenting... Bwahahahahahahah!

Also - :D *laughs at your plan of action* you try to avoid sitting next to girls if possible *grin* that is so cute! silly instrumental...

And to finish it off - a small tip, if someone is sneezing behind you, turn around :blush: heck that's what I'd do...

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Girl in my psychology class who sits somewhere behind me sneezed 17 times over the course of one hour...yes, somewhere BEHIND me. Frustrating am I right? Spaced out, sounding like..."eh-SHUSH! Some other guy across the class, behind me as well, blessed her every single time. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

*cough* Fin!

Omg, grounds for MURDER! :P

In other news... :hug:

Hehehe, your sneezes sound very cute! I love those little rapid-fire types!

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Nice obs.

Hey.... I woulda blessed that girl too. :P Also... if she was sitting BEHIND me...

I woulda turned around! :hug:

Now.... whats the name of that perfume that set you off? :laugh:

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Oh? Are you hyper-sensitive to perfume? One of my friends from high school was like that...I felt bad if I even considered wearing lightly-scented lotion to class.

Sorry you were put in that situation...but, I do thank you for sharing.

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I think I'm finally developing allergies...yeah, perfumes have always irritated me, and coconut ANYTHING has always irritated me...but now I think - THINK - not sure exactly, but this guy was cutting his grass near where I live and ohhhh man...I didn't sneeze but I needed too BADLY *shrug*

Eeeeee I absolutely loved that :laugh: awww warm and fuzzy *chuckle* though now we have to find out... if it wasn't coconut, what was it? :laugh: I am getting all sorts of wicked ideas that involve tying up and experimenting... Bwahahahahahahah!

Yeah - I bet you wanna experiment!! *psstt* tying up is a fabulous idea! hehe I'll keep your secrets if you keep mine!! :rolleyes:

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It was nearly as bad as coconut is but I got a wiff of it and my already itchy nose reacted, so I covered my face with the crook of my elbow, and began sneezing into it. "hii-chh!...hii-chh! hii-chh! chh!..hii-hii-hii-chh!"

oh, you poor thing...im sorry you had to sneeze in public. your sneezes do write lovely though... :rolleyes:

Girl in my psychology class who sits somewhere behind me sneezed 17 times over the course of one hour...yes, somewhere BEHIND me. Frustrating am I right? Spaced out, sounding like..."eh-SHUSH! Some other guy across the class, behind me as well, blessed her every single time. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

i must agree with Aku...this is grounds for imminent destruction of the compulsive blesser... sheesh!! 17 times! WOW!! i dont think i would have remembered anything at all from that class...

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...I covered my face with the crook of my elbow, and began sneezing into it. "hii-chh!...hii-chh! hii-chh! chh!..hii-hii-hii-chh!"

This idea of sneezing into the crook of the elbow is a new idea to me, and I can't remember ever seeing anyone doing it, but I like it - dammit, I like it a lot. Not as much as sneezing into a handkerchief, but a great variation. Thanks!

Rhino

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Hmmm. You should ahve bought some of whatever she was wearing for your own private use!

Lovely description, especially of your own sneezes; and if you think about it, everybody wins; you got looked after by a caring soul; the sneezy girl got blessed, you heard it all and we read about it all.

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