The Maharaja Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 While walking home from the library this afternoon, I felt a faint tickle in my nose. Since I never sneeze in public, I thought I would make my public sneezing debut, but the sneeze wouldn’t come. I decided that I would induce right then and there because I don’t like to do it at home for fear of my family hear me. I broke off a part of a flexible twig and discreetly put it up my nose and rolled it around a little bit. My eyes started to water, but the sneeze would not come. I took off my sunglasses and glanced at the sun, ehh-shoo! I decided that I didn’t like the twig method, it was too sharp, so I ditched it. I walked down a quite cul-de-sac where I knew no one could see me. I leaned against a fence that was hidden my a few small trees at the end of the cul de sac. I found a long slender leaf and swirled it around in my nose. It tickled fiercely and I looked at the sun again eh-choo! EHSHOO! I kept the leaf in my nose as I sneezed, tickling it more each time. AH-CHOO! ESCHOO!!! ! I sneezed again, a tear streaming down my cheek. I searched in my backpack for tissues, doubting that I had any, but low and behold, there they were! I blew my nose and started to walk back to my house, but then I thought to my self that five sneezes wasn’t enough so I hid the tissue in my hand while tickling my nose with it. It worked almost immediately and I could help but sneeze ah-HITCHOO!!! Heh- ETCHOO!! I sneezed three more times with out removing the tissue from my nose. Eh SHOO!!! HAH-SHOO!!! EHHH CHOO!!!!! My last sneeze was so big that I felt dizzy afterwards. That was enough for me and blew my nose and continued walking home like nothing happened. Link to comment
sneezinglover Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Beautiful obs! Thanks a lot! Link to comment
honkmaster Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 great obs thanks for sharing. Link to comment
Sneeze999 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Not a bad public debut, thanks for sharing. Link to comment
count tiszula Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Fabulous obs! That really was a spectacular public sneezing debut; you ought to get some sort of award. I particularly like the3 three different inducing methods; well, four incliuding photicnesse, and respective sneeze varieties.Hmm...where do you normally do your inducing? Link to comment
Guest Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Wow, bless you! That's a really hot obs. Link to comment
The Maharaja Posted May 19, 2007 Author Share Posted May 19, 2007 Fabulous obs! That really was a spectacular public sneezing debut; you ought to get some sort of award. I particularly like the3 three different inducing methods; well, four incliuding photicnesse, and respective sneeze varieties.Hmm...where do you normally do your inducing?Thanks! I don't really induce all that much anymore, but for some reason the spirit took me and... you know the rest. I used to induce in the bathroom but one day my brother heard my breath hitching or something and asked if I was ok. Needless to say, that was the end of that. Link to comment
Sawyer Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 Wow, bless you! Nice location, too, reminds me of..back in the day...Yeah, you don't hear a fourteen-year-old saying that too often. XDDD~Furetto Link to comment
Lalena Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Wow! Very ballsy of you!! Sometimes I wish I could sneeze more in public, but I don't think I would every have the courage to induce like that because I would be afraid someone would see me. Yay for you!! Link to comment
Lamborghini Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Heck yes! That took some ovaries woman! (I am assuming you don't have any balls)Lamborghini Link to comment
JellyBelly Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 10/10 for effort. I could never do that! Link to comment
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