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Wtf.... :heart:

ok, on the bus this morning....

I was towards the back of the bus becuase there was lots of people who got on the bus this morning and i was pushed down.

There's these two girls who sit down the back all the time with their ipods in and their breakfast in bar form -_- They dont know each other.

The first one is a very quiet uni student; Tall, a bit willowy, flaming straight red hair tucked in a very conservative way into a ponytail, and red square glasses. Very old-age beauty look, with a long, very delicate nose and rather large wide nostrils, but not unattractive.

she was staring out the window and i...how do is put this without sounding like a freak :laugh: ... um... was staring at her nose. Im not particularly attracted to the human nose (other than that i have a sneeze fetish :lmfao: ), but just for fun, i was thinking *right, sneeze. SNEEZE.* and i sent er ... (YES! i sound like a freakin freak i know :lol: ) tickling vibes up her nose. (WTF :lol: )

About fifteen seconds later she sneezes. :huh:

"He-ishhmmph!" She cleared her throat, then lifted her hand to her mouth/nose to sneeze again.

"He-tishhmmph!"

Er....

Hehe...heh... what?

And so i tried it again. On the other girl. She's about.... 25ish. Indian of origin, also with modern red square glasses and a long nose. Long flowing black hair spilling everywhere and shortish and curvy. Not bad looking. Not great, but quite pretty.

So anyway, i did the same freakywierd thing and she freezes up and bends her head down, pinches her nose and stifles quite loudly;

"Hap-gxnt-teh!" Very interesting "teh" at the end. :bleh: a sort of release.

I was about ready to laugh aloud by now, so i tried it again. It didn't work. I tried it again once more when she was getting up to go..

"Het-GNT-tooh! ... oh!" She sort of rubbed her nose and left, looking a bit startled. :lol:

Again, WTF?!!

Um.... :laugh:

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I'm telling you, that power to make people sneeze is a wonderful thing. Use it wisely, my child. :lmfao: And thanks for a very fun observation! -_-

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Cute obs, (hippo)! Try it again on someone else and keep us posted on what happens!

Beware, beware, the power of the mind. . . . . now of course I have to think, who could I send mind-waves to? -_- Worth a try!

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Aaahahaha! That's great! :wheels: Awesome obs, Hippo, thanks for sharing it!

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We will fear your new powers!! *bows reverently*

Now could you shoot over to my place as there's a couple of girls I want to take you to make sneeze....er.....I mean meet!! :wheels:

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After decades of obs. I have thought I could do that as well. I would scan university libraries full of people reading intently and inevitably pick out women who would then sneeze after I concentrated on them a few minutes. Has happened for decades that way. I would be attracted to look at a woman and really want her to sneeze ....and voilla she would. Happens far more often than probability would suggest.

So ...one possibility is cause-effect.

A second is I can simply ID noses that are likely to explode in sneezing in the next five minutes (have a good search image for just slightly irritated noses?).

A third is that sometimes I might able to detect an impending sneeze from a woman preceeding it happening but don't have any "cause" impact (precog of sneezes).

Of course the fourth is I am simply crazy.

r.

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I'm so jealous of you! You can actually make people sneeze whenever you want them to!

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Arg, envy! How cool was that?? I've only had this happen to me a handful of times...maybe if I wish harder and try to send these magical tickle vibes up someone's nose as well, it will turn out better? *hopes*

Maybe you should try again- if it works, I would not doubt you really do have special sneeze "powers." Lucky girl.

Thanks for this great obs!

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Very awesome :wheels: sounds like fun. You know, I think it works like a "get out of jail" card, it's something you get away with every once in a while.

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Yoooo. I wanna learn!

I agree. Let's all take sneezing lessons with Hippo! :drool:

Lamborghini

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Yoooo. I wanna learn!

I agree. Let's all take sneezing lessons with Hippo! :drool:

Lamborghini

I'm up for it!

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Yoooo. I wanna learn!

I agree. Let's all take sneezing lessons with Hippo! :wheels:

Lamborghini

I'm up for it!

We should organise some sort of class [with practical demonstrations].

Lovely obs as ever; beautiful spellings including the final "teh" instead of choo, I kmow it well.

The powers of the mind... if one can make someone turn round by concentrating on them, why not cause a tickle too?

My theory though is like r's; we have an unconscious sneezedar, and the very slightest irregular breath or nostril movements sets all our alarm bellls going without our realising it..

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It's not always an unconcious thing, Count. A lady takes an "irregular breath" or moves her hand(s) in an "about to cover" way, I get a sensory fetish overdrive. It's always there. :wheels:

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I many cases to me it seemed than any "sneezedar" signals had to be exceptionally subtle. Most women would not be red-nosed, in any pre sneeze mode or have a tissue out or be sniffing. But after focusing on a woman I had somehow picked , she would more frequently than not sneeze 3-5 minutes later. Yet I do suspect I was drawn to her from some cue(s). just don't know what.

Interestingly, iI have also observed that when I was tryingt to will or help someone to "sneeze",s ometimes that perosn would not immediately but a person adjacent in that immediate line of sight (next closest or next farthest away in a straight line)woudl sneeze quickly. Again either the "willing was dirctional but not precise or more likely the cue/field for an imminent sneeze was directional but not alway precise.

Don't know, but would love to know just what is going on.

I am so glad this topic came up. I have never had a chance to discuss it with anyone.

r.

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It's not always an unconcious thing, Count. A lady takes an "irregular breath" or moves her hand(s) in an "about to cover" way, I get a sensory fetish overdrive. It's always there. :innocent:

i know what you mean Mr S, i get that way too, a lot of the time i see a woman take a suddenly sharp breath, and it turns out to be....................................

A Yawn :wheels:

Or a lot of the time when they take an "about to cover" it turns out to be...............

A cough :heart:

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Going on a hike with an allergy-sufferer tomorrow, and I'm putting my psychic skills to the test!! Wish me luck, everyone, hopefully I learned well from the pros! (granted, the variables are all in my favour...but I obviously planned all that out beforehand... :wheels: )

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