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Okay, so I don't post observations very often, but I just have to tell you guys about this guy at my work. He's sort of new, and he's a real hottie. Blond hair and big brown eyes, and a very nice dresser. For a long time all I had heard from him were singles and doubles, but they were PERFECT sneezes. They're wet-sounding, but not over-the-top. It's sort of like a "Heh-BPSHOO-ahh" sound. The funny thing is that as soon as he sneezes, he leaps up from his chair and runs into the kitchen to blow his nose on a paper towel. I always wonder if that hurts, or why he doesn't just keep a kleenex box at his desk. But anyway. Since he started I have witnessed 3 attacks from him, all beautiful. Although they're very similar to one another, I'll describe them all here.

The first time with one innocent-sounding (yet perfect) sneeze: "Heh-PHSHOO-ahh." Then just a few seconds later, he sneezed again: "Ah-PSHOO-hhehhh!" Here's where he jumped up and ran to the kitchen. I heard him tear off a paper towel and then stifle more sneezes into it: "Heh-PBFPF! Hah-BPPHSHH! Eh-PSHHHH!" At this point I think he got embarrassed and high-tailed it out of the office. Moments later it occurred to me that he probably went to finish the fit in the bathroom, so I cleverly went to the women's room, which shares a wall with the men's room. Through the wall I heard him sneeze another couple of times: "Ah-SHOOOahhh. Hep-CHOOOO!!" When we returned to the office I tried not to look too smug.

Ever since that first attack happened, I have been wishing that it would happen again, and I had to wait a while. But he has rewarded my patience with TWO fits in the past week or two. I think he's gotten more comfortable in the environment since then, because he (luckily) no longer runs off to the bathroom to hide his delicious sneezes. The second fit began in a similar manner. "Heh-PSCHOO!" And he leapt up to grab a paper towel from the kitchen. "Ah-BFOOO-hehh! Hih-SCHOOO-ahh!" People were blessing him all along, and he began to warn them that he was not finished yet. "Hah-PSCHOO! Wow! I don't know what's wrong with me today! (Here he blew his nose.) Eh-SCHOOO! I think I might not be done yet. Heh-SCHOOOahhh. I just can't stop sneezing! Heh-BPSHOOO-ahhh. Hah-TSCHOOOO-ehhh" He intersperses his sneezes with blows, but blowing his nose doesn't always stop the flow of sneezes, luckily for me. As that whole thing was going on, I was staring wide-eyed at my monitor with a transfixed grin on my face. I tried to behave normally; who knows if I was successful?

The final fit just happened recently. He began sneezing at his desk: "Ah-PPCHOO! ... Heh-SHOOO-ahhh." Then he went into the kitchen to get a paper towel. "Oh, goodie!" I thought to myself. "Maybe he'll have another fit!" And indeed he did. This time people ignored him for the first few sneezes. "Eh-SCHOOOehhh. Ha-PBPSHCHHhh! Heh-PschOOOahhh! I don't know why I can't stop sneezing! Ah-CHOOOahhh. Heh-BSHOOOO! Ah-SCHOOOOehh!" Finally someone blessed him and he said, "It's about time!" so I blessed him, too. My voice came out kind of squeaky.

I'll be awaiting his next performance with baited breath.

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Oh lovely. All that perfect sneezing and talking about it in between. Very nice! :blushing:

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A perfect sneezer indeed! Exquisite singles and doubles and an occasional fit thrown in! How can I apply to your firm?

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The talking, and the thing about running to the kitchen for a paper towel, make this just too delicious. MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

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I thought this was a very yummy ob :lol: WOW, I would have loved to be there, accept I'd get anxious working or even being around someone who sneezes that much I hate my dad!! But at the same time I would love it... Great obs :)

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Thanks for sharing! Cute spellings of the sneezes too!

I agree about the spellings! Thank you for such great descriptions of all the situations, too... I loved them! :drool:

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in the words of certain individuals JKGFRDLDRPOGK :drool: Hot ! holy smokes that sounds so good it has to be fattening :blushing: meow! =^.^= thanks for sharing, hope he makes a habit out of these (and that you come back and spill the beans :dead: ).

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This was absolutely wonderful! He sounds adorable! Thank you for sharing this lovely male obs with us! YUMMY!!! :o

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