Male and Female Sneezing in Coffee Shop

[donttakenostuff]

There is a group of us who hangout at the neighborhood coffee shop. Now one gentleman, let's call him D--about 6 ft., 50ish, gray hair, average build and an accountant--has these terrible allergies that seem to last all year. If it's not one thing bothering his nose, it's another. Now if I were attracted to him, I'd break my neck getting into the coffee shop just to relish his sneezes, but I'm not. Nonetheless, he has pretty good sneezes and sniffles, and I'm almost always guaranteed both whenever he's around.

This past weekend, D came in twitching his nose, rubbing it, and scrunching up his face, as usual. I was sitting to D's right, so I didn't have a good view of him once he sat down with his coffee. But I could hear him sniffling as I pretended to read my book. Then I heard a deep inhale, and I saw him turn his head to the side (in my direction), and let out three rapid sneezes, something like a strained ARGH, ARGH, and a final louder one that signaled the end of the sneezing fit, ARGH. Now my spelling may be off because I can't replicate the sound in letters. He never goes ACHOO or UHCHOO, or any kind of CHOO for that matter. As I've written, it's like a strained sneeze that he rather not let out but is helpless to contain. It seems that he is a reformed stifler, and lets the sneezes out against his will or desire because someone told him that it's bad to stifle . Now, none of us blessed D despite the fact that he sneezed three times. But, hey, he sneezes all the time so I suppose that some of us are desensitized to his sneezing .

Now directly across from me was a tall, olive-complexioned woman; let's refer to her as K, around 30 with shoulder-length, brown hair. She's rather cute, and she's a runner. But not too thin. Also, I've conversed with her several times, and she's pretty smart: has lived in Africa, speaks French and Spanish, and reads a lot. Anyway, right after D greeted all of us with his morning, strained three sneezes, K closed her eyes, threw back her head, brought her head forward, cupped her hands to her nose and went AH-CHOO. It was wet, and she immediately got up, grabbed a napkin, and vigorously began wiping her hands. Five guys yelled "bless you" to her. I almost laughed because she got so much attention for one sneeze.

[Sneesee]

Nice! Reformed stiflers unite! Ha ha ha

Those both sounded like really nice obs. Thank you! I must spend more time in coffee shops.

[Coffee Mug]

oooohh I just LOVE males with allergies!! Especially those with bad allergies!!

I really liked your description of him entering the coffee shop with his nose already twiching yummmmyy and the description of the 3 sneezes was good, I understood !! thanks for sharing

MissyLoveSneezes