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[Guest rezeensy]

One quick ob to share. My bf G and I often cook together, which is silly and romatic for us. Well in the midst of cooking we found ourselves side by side at the flatware drawer getting spoons to stir with. G without the slightest hitch or any kind of warning let's out one of his loud but breathy haaashoooo, oh yeah and somewhat wet sneeze. Like I said he sneezed w/o any warning which landed on the back of my hand and all of the flatware in the drawer. G being my triple sneezer manages to speak while hitching and say "sorry-didn't feel it coming" then let out two quick and not as had eeeeshoooo, eshoo as he leaned over behind my back. Wash the flatware?

[count tiszula]

Sounds lovely! Nice apology, too.

I think the obsessed fetishist would simply construct a small shrine and place the flatware [what is holloware, by the by?] in it, to be worshipped and occasionally cuddled. However, some people would simply leave it in the drawer for admiring at odd moments... and try to get him to sneeze on it again....

[Guest rezeensy]

I think the question holloware was what is flatware or am i confused? flatware is spoons forks and knives---which by the way I never washed we ate off it anyhow and it just add a little flavor to the food. I do however pause by the drawer when we cook together waiting for a repeat or in G case a 3peat.

[atchoum]

Thanks for the explanations of flatware... and for the obs.

How wonderful to be able to count on three sneezes every time. And here in France, people are perhaps less afraid of germs in the kitchen.

I remember once we were having morning coffee outside the kitchen of a restaurant when we heard a huge male sneeze from the kitchen - a real roar - and someone said "right in the soup!". Everyone laughed... and no one squirmed.

[Guest rezeensy]

Okay here in america that would have cleared 80% of the customers out of the resturant yet flies or mice and business is booming, now I admit to being somewhat of a germ freak but booming sneezes are a good thing hehe