Guest Callmecrazy Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 So my boyfriend we'll call him "J" because he looks a lot like John Lennon. Anyway J has got some of the best sneezes I've ever experience in a S.O. He usually dos it in singles or doubles and they're very loud and forceful. They start out as a yell and then end kind of normally. Kind of like EHHHHH-chhh! When we first started dating it was a few months before I'd seen him sneeze. There were several occasions when we were in his apartment and I'd hear a sneeze from his room while he was changing or something and I'd always think to myself "Dammit!" Well a couple months in we started getting kind of serious. We were out and about looking for apartments. He was driving us around and I was kind of staring out into space when suddeny I hear "EHHHHH-chhhh!". I look over and he's bent over double and recovering. I bless him and curse myself for not watching. At the same time I comment that his sneeze scared the bejeezus out of me. He laughes and aplogizes. About an hour later we're driving again and this time I'm poring over an apartment brochure we had just picked up. Sure enough, I hear "EHHHHHH-chhhhh!". Dammit!! It was then I started noticing a bit of a pattern. It seems everytime we left a building he would sneeze within a few minutes? Could he be a photic sneezer? The next time we leave an apartment building I make sure to keep an eye on him as we drive off. Sure enough, we begin talking about the apartment, my eyes on him, and he gets "the look". His eyes almost close, his mouth is open and his tongue kinda sticks out (admittedly I almost giggle at the thought) he freezes like his for a few seconds and finally lets out "EHHHHHHH-Chhh!" Oh dear god... My insides jumped a mile! Needless to say, I always make sure to observe him if we've left a dark place and step out in the sun.And alas! It happened again! Not too much later we were leaving his family's place and stepped outside. I was walking a bit behind with his sister and I saw him sneeze as he walked "EHHHHHH-chh!" When he sneezes standing up he bends over double quite dramatically and its very hot! Hoping that he might let loose a rare double, I quickened my pace and caught up with him. Luck! He's in the throes of a pre-sneeze expession and lets another one loose "EHHHH-Chhh!" He bends over double and his face is uncovered. I nearly tripped.One final obs is a bit of a disappointment really. He was staying at my place and I was in the bathroom washing my face and getting ready for bed when I hear "EHHHH-ChhEHHHHH-Chhh!". Two rapidfire sneezes. I stopped midway through brushing my teeth and literally groaned. Damn! I didn't even know he could rapidfire like that! I hope I get to see those soon! Link to comment
mystic-chibi Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Mmmm yummy obs! Thanks so much for sharing! Link to comment
atchoum Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Excellent account! Thank you very much.Your guy seems to be a very interesting sneezer, and quite a frequent one. From what you say he seems to average more than a sneeze a day, which is already good going.Hope we hear more ! Link to comment
Guest LadyErisana Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 awesome obs! i always love the loud, forceful sneezes that make my heart skip beat. Link to comment
ilovesneezing Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 wonderfully described, thanks! Link to comment
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