I'm just a nerd who's willing to do a story trade-off.

[Jazz]

See, I'm willing to write a sneeze-fic for anybody who would want one.

Any style, or original characters.

And I'll have it up by tomorrow.

But because I'm a little nerd, here's the catch:

If you write me one, it would have to be one of the following [albeit cheesy] fandoms:

-My Chemical Romance

-The Used

-Escape the Fate

-Avenged Sevenfold

-Kill Hannah

-Mindless Self Indulgence

Yeah, they're all bands, listed in order of preference.

Like I said, I'm a nerd.

If you aren't familiar with these, just request one and I'll write it anyway.

I love to write them and I'll give you them because I'm new and I want people to like me.

So...let me know if you want one or are willing to trade?

-Rachael

[sauce]

Hello there! I am also a new member! Sadly I do not know anything about bands (only one I've even heard of is MCR), but I do want to write something in return, don't want such a nice person to go empty-handed!

My favourite types of sneezing situations are everything that involves holding in, build-ups and descriptions of how it feels, how it's tickling, the horrible concequences if it does escape, the description of how it's building and building, etc. I like Sneezing While Hiding a lot! There are not enough SWH stories! I also like 'sneezing with paranormal effects' stories, like 'don't sneeze or you'll blow up the town!' or 'don't sneeze or you'll turn into your evil form!', etc. So, you can probably tell what things I like just from the description, even though I can't describe perfectly.

...and the cause of the sneezing can be just about anything, but with the kind of sneezing I like it tends to be something like dust or feathers more than sickness or allergies. But I do really like the 'uh oh' moment when it first creeps up on them, especially if they're trying to be polite! Like dignified-types and stuff. Tehehe.

Oh, and irl I like cartoon sneezes much more than real ones, because cartoon sneezes are always more built-up and drawn out like that! The 'ah' ing always makes the release that much better! Though I also greatly enjoy 'a sneeze as an internal struggle' type stories where the building up is not heard but entirely told in the thoughts of the would-be sneezer, especially if they're trying with all their being not to let it escape! Both can be equally great!

I don't really have any gender prefs either, but most of the time it tends to be males in the stories I like (which fits because I'm a girl).

Anyway, as for characters...well, just about anything is fine, but maybe you could do one of my character (well, sort of, he's based on a character from an old movie) UFO Hunter Eroji Coleii? (Usually just Coleii) He's a nerdy UFO hunter guy who works for a secret government base, he's a little obsessive about aliens (make that a lot), and he eventually finds out he is actually part of an alien race himself called the Kihons who are small and raccoon-like but rather intelligent and vicious? And his teacher and the one who told him this is a sarcastic Kihon called Kiko who is always calling him a 'stupid earth insect'! (Even though he is actually of their species, he was just cloaked for that time and he didn't know it). This could easily be a Sneezing-While-Hiding story because there are a lot of instances in sci fi when one has to hide. The Kihons could be infiltrating another planet, maybe...

Thanks so much in advance!

~ Pirka

[estrelleta]

Hi!

I'm a Harry Potter or House kinda girl, but I don't have any special requests to make, thanks. For me the most important thing of all is good writing, and from what I've seen of your style in the Obs section, I reckon you'll write awesome fics! So I just look forward to reading anything you post from people's requests, and hope you find someone who can write you a bandfic soon! Sorry I can't but I know next to nothing about all those bands...

Oh...and don't worry, people here are pretty friendly so I'm sure they'll like you whatever you do!

Stay cool

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