tickletickleahchoo Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 I work in the complaints department at a big corporation and I think the woman who sits at the desk next to mine may be a secret sneeze fetishist. She giggles whenever another woman sneezes (she gives a big "ahhh", makes the squeek sound of a pinched stifle and then lets out a loud "chooo") and says, "God, that's the cutest sneeze ever." I've often found that if someone sneezes and I say something funny about it, she'll continue the conversation rather just laugh and get on with her work. She described another woman as having "the biggest sneeze in the world". (She didn't lie). She's also rather sneezy herself. She keeps saying that she's allergic to something at her desk. She'll sneeze four or five times a day, good sounding ones (She said she can't understand tiny, silent sneezes) and she sometimes messes up her hair after a good one. She told me that her daughter knows the look she gets when she feels one coming. ("Uh-Oh, Mommy's gonna' sneeze.") Once, she was on the phone with a customer and she sneezed right in the middle of it. After the call was over, I said, "Did you sneeze right into the phone?' She said, "I hit the mute button just in time. Thank goodness you can feel it coming." Link to comment
donttakenostuff Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Oh, what I wouldn't do to work in a desk beside your co-worker. Link to comment
allabs Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Let me know if the desk on the other saide of her opens up....hahahhahha Link to comment
Dawnie Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 (edited) She sounds great. Edited April 14, 2008 by Lynne Link to comment
tickletickleahchoo Posted April 15, 2008 Author Share Posted April 15, 2008 There was more today from the same woman. I went to her desk to ask her a question and she sneezed twice. "I must be allergic to you", she said. So I moved closer to her and she did a funny fake sneeze ("Ah-Ah-Ahcheeew"). What's really strange is that a few hours later, the same thing happened again.Of course, there were plenty of times today when I went to her desk and she didn't sneeze, so I don't have to worry about bringing the poor woman out in hives. Link to comment
chui Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 thats great! i wish i could make a certain someone allergic to me Link to comment
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