Maintenance Man (male)

[Empathic Mystery]

A week or so ago, the maintenance man on campus came by to check our crawlspace. He's in his mid-twenties, and his name is Judd. Light brown hair, trimmed goatee, lanky and rather tall. Probably about 6'0". Grey eyes, if I remember correctly, and an impish smile. He has a medium-sized nose that's slightly rounded at the tip, and he tends to rub it with the palm of his hand when he's thinking.

He knocked on the door, and I answered it. I've seen him before, because he used to be one of the intra-campus shuttle drivers, last semester. He explained that he needed to check the crawl space for animals before he sealed up the basement, and I let him in and went back to the kitchen to finish making lunch. About ten minutes later, he emerged, and I heard the first of a series of sneezes.

The first was harsh, as if it took him by surprise. "Het-SHOOO!!" I thought I heard him mutter something, so I went to go see if he was okay. As I turned the corner into the storage room where the crawlspace is, he turned to the side and sneezed again, into his left fist. "Het-ESSHHOOO!!" and again, "Het-SCHEEWW!!"

I blessed him, but he just waved his right hand and mumbled something about allergies to dust. He managed to tell me that the crawlspace was fine, and then he opened the door and left. As I closed the door behind him, I could hear another few sneezes escape, as if he had been waiting until he thought I was out of earshot. "HET-shhooo!! Het-TSCHOOO!! SCHOOOO!!! Damn sneezes." And that was all I heard.

It definitely brightened up my afternoon.

SK

[Kitty]

SK! One - I have to tell you that your maintenance man has one of the best body types to see sneeze shirtless - that tall lean, lanky maleness thing is phenomenal devoid of garments and sneezing! MMM Even clothed if a man with that body type is sneezing strongly it takes them over.

Nearly every guy I ever dated was that body type (the biological father of my son included - and the lack of control over myself and his delicious sneezes is partially how we came to make our beautiful child - though I never told him about the fetish I did so love to watch him sneeze) - he was Native American with strange colored eyes and smooth skin, jet black hair - ho-nei, iy ah kiki awa) hello did I adore that for a time.

The strong sneeze you described is oftimes how my sweet husband sneezes, very strong Het-ESSHHOOO's with that delightful slight pause in between and enough intake of air so that you have warning it is coming and can enjoy the entire thing. Also enough of his gorgeous deep voice is interjected and the sneeze becomes so male it is beautiful.

Due to my finicky nature and only a few men who currently make wavs sneezing in the style I enjoy best (alothough I enjoy listening and always appreciate them all), my husband has recently made a few wavs for me, and even saved them to a disk for my use, so I shall ask him when he is satisfied and fed this afternoon if I can send them to the ladies of our board - he may laugh his arse off, but he may also be agreeable -

Let me check on that, if he says yes, I shall post a new thread. Big hug, Kitty

[Guest Deutshie]

SK! One - I have to tell you that your maintenance man has one of the best body types to see sneeze shirtless - that tall lean, lanky maleness thing is phenomenal devoid of garments and sneezing! MMM Even clothed if a man with that body type is sneezing strongly it takes them over.

Dear MakeKittyPurr

How lucky you are to have gotten the type of sneezing man you prefer. I had long wondered myself if people (men and women) who resemble each other physically had similar sneezes. I always believed they did, and now your posting convinces me more that people who have similar physical characteristics have similar sneezing styles.

All The Best!

Mark.