sneezedreamer Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 So, our area has had some warmer, sunnier days, and I decided to take advantage of them by inducing outside. Now, I have induced quite a bit, but never before outdoors, and I'm surprised that I didn't think of it earlier...I'm just the tiniest bit photic, and I look at bright lights or the sun when trying to help a stuck sneeze come out. So, I put a handkerchief, a few q-tips, and a pair of gloves (in case my hands got chilly) in my coat pockets and headed out into the backyard.I stood for a moment, enjoying the fresh air and sunshine before pulling out a q-tip and inserting it into my left nostril. As usual, I spent a bit of time poking around before I found a tickly spot in my nose...but it was far faster than usual, only about 30 seconds. I eagerly removed the q-tip. "AHHHSSSHHHOOO!!" It was a typically large induced sneeze for me, fairly wet, and uncovered. I sniffed and resumed tickling, knowing the sneezes would come much faster now. "HAHSSSSSHHHOOO!!" I sniffed some more and decided to get out my handkerchief - a soft, plain, cream-colored cloth. I unfolded the hankie the entire way and held it in my left hand, as I tickled my nostril with my right. "AHHHSSSHHHOOO!!" I tried to cover the sneeze with my handkerchief, held in only the left hand. I didn't do a great job...my face was not close enough to the cloth, and some of the spray bounced back off the cloth and moistened my face with a gentle mist. I wiped my nose and went back to tickling. "HEH-HEHSHOOO!!" A drier sneeze, caught more effectively in my usual two-handed position, did not leave a new wet spot on the hankie. More tickling. "HEP-CHOO!!" Another caught sneeze, slightly wetter. I was tired of standing still, and I began to pace around as I tickled and sneezed again in my handkerchief. "HAAASHEWWW!!" I decided to try another uncovered sneeze, which coincidentally was the wettest yet. "HA-SSSSSHHHHHEEEWWW!!!" A generous spray came from my nose and mouth, including a large droplet which soared through the air to land several feet in front of me. I blew my nose into my handkerchief with a wet "SHHHHHH" sound, folded once, and resumed.My sneezes continued to burst forth quickly after a tickle, causing my nostrils to flare hugely, and sending large amounts of spray. "HEH-CHEWW!!" I sneezed uncovered again. "AHHHCHEWW!!" And again. "AH-AH-CHOO!!" And again. "AH-SHAAA!!!" The fourth sneeze sent sent another droplet flying, and I blew my nose several more times until I honked slightly, and folded the hankie into quarters.I picked up again, going back to covering each sneeze carefully. "AHHHSSSHHHOOO!!...AHHHSSSHHHOOO!!...HEH-SHOO!!...HEH-SHOOO!!!" The force of the sneezes was beginning to tire me, and my nose was very full, but I didn't want to stop! Everything had gone so smoothly! I blew my nose again and folded the hankie yet again. I knew I would have to stop soon before I was out of hankie!I went back to tickling. "Iiiiichew!" The uncovered sneeze was uncharacteristically small for my inducing sessions, and rather feminine. "Iiiiichew!" The next was identical! I went back to tickling, to see if this would keep up. "Iiiii-SHOO!!!" My final sneeze began as girly as the last, but the end was harsh and forceful, even leaving my throat a little raw. It was time to call it a day. I blew my nose until my handkerchief was little more than a sodden ball, and returned indoors. Link to comment
weevill25 Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 that. was. SO. HOTT! like you have no idea. wow, you are totally amazing. can i like come live with you if you can induce like that? haha...jk.seriously though....so hott. Link to comment
Vetinari Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 Well how lovely it would have been to be your neighbour to overhear all that! Yum! Thanks for the lovely description. Link to comment
Guest Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 (edited) AWWWEEEESSSOOOMMEEEEEEEEEE obs.. thank you so much sd.... they were beautiful... Edited March 9, 2009 by hankman Link to comment
sneezybreezy Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 You would make a good neighbor! Link to comment
Hollur22 Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 really hot obs!! love the messy sneezes Link to comment
count tiszula Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 Wonderful; and it would be even better to watch all that messiness. You really make us feel how much you enjoy your lovely sneezes.... Link to comment
shy guy Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 Amazing! Your sneezes are wonderful, and you do such a great job of describing them. I too love messy sneezes; thank you so much for sharing them with us! Link to comment
sneezedreamer Posted March 9, 2009 Author Share Posted March 9, 2009 Wow, what a response! Thanks all, I'm so glad you liked! Link to comment
foreverajerseygirl Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Wow...what a great ob! Link to comment
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