Announced Sneeze - M

[liricospinto]

A particularly good one from the six-foot-five-ex-Marine-who-doesn't-like-to-make-noise.

We were standing in the kitchen waiting for the coffee to finish brewing, when suddenly he said, "I'll be right back -- I'm just going to step in here--" (gesturing toward the bathroom a few steps down the hall) "--and sneeze."

"Uh -- what?" I said, not because I hadn't heard him, but because I was kind of amazed that he had made this announcement.

"I said--" he began, walking toward the bathroom, "--I'm just going to step in here--" (at this point his voice had that desperate sneezy sound) "--and sneeze. Ahhhh ahhh ahhhhh *KNXXXXT!*"

He blew his nose forcefully, and then reappeared, sniffling slightly.

"You must think there's something wrong with my nose," he said.

"Why would I think that?" I asked.

"Well -- I don't know; it seems there's always something going on with the damned thing," he replied.

[krazykat]

Well isn't that enough to turn a normal sneeze loving girl into a quivering pile of jello

[liricospinto]

What really cracked me up about this is that he is actually so polite that he repeated what he'd said to me when he thought I hadn't heard him, despite having to talk through the impending build-up to the sneeze he was trying to announce. This guy is the living limit, I swear.

[doggo]

Damned??? Blessed, I'd say!

[elements]

A particularly good one from the six-foot-five-ex-Marine-who-doesn't-like-to-make-noise.

We were standing in the kitchen waiting for the coffee to finish brewing, when suddenly he said, "I'll be right back -- I'm just going to step in here--" (gesturing toward the bathroom a few steps down the hall) "--and sneeze."

"Uh -- what?" I said, not because I hadn't heard him, but because I was kind of amazed that he had made this announcement.

"I said--" he began, walking toward the bathroom, "--I'm just going to step in here--" (at this point his voice had that desperate sneezy sound) "--and sneeze. Ahhhh ahhh ahhhhh *KNXXXXT!*"

He blew his nose forcefully, and then reappeared, sniffling slightly.

"You must think there's something wrong with my nose," he said.

"Why would I think that?" I asked.

"Well -- I don't know; it seems there's always something going on with the damned thing," he replied.

haha...that is too funny! love ittttt! thanks

[sneezedreamer]

I don't know how I overlooked this one before...that's adorable!!!