I infected him

[krazykat]

Well my little cold whores, it appears that I have managed to infect my SO and let me tell you he is not at all happy about this turn of events

I've only known about infecting him for the last two hours, but in this time he has sneezed nine very wet and squelchy sneezes into his handkerchief.

I will keep you updated!

[Quills & Wells]

-gasp- SO infected with contagion? yum!

[Vetinari]

You terrible woman you!

[Coffee Mug]

Whaaaa poor him !

Are you saying that he sneezed 9 times in a row in his handkerchief????

[krazykat]

No, the sneezes were over the course of two hours and he has settled into the pattern of one violent, wet sneeze every twenty minutes or so. Poor lamb looks miserable despite the fact that his cold has not taken hold anywhere near as bad as mine did.

Some obs for you from last night:

1) We were sat on our sofa watching an episodes of Bones on DVD when the SO muttered "I'b guddha sdeeeze ahgaid" in a rather sexy sounding manner. Looking up, I watched as he pulled out his hankie, tilted his head back to the look at the light and finally surrendered himself to a wet, and very sexy sounding, huuuhhhSCHHHHSSSCHTTTT. Putting on my best sympathetic voice I cooed "Awww, honey you're nose is all red" to which he muttered "and my beard is all green" before blowing his nose

2) As I handed my SO a glass of wine, he lurched forward with a completely unexpected and completely uncovered HUUUHRRRRESCHHHHHHT which sprayed across my arm. Mock glaring at him I muttered an "ewwwwwww" to which he threatened to clean the spray off my arm with his dirty hankie. As I moved away from him to sit down on the couch he sneezed a second sneeze, this one muffled into said hankie.

3) Oops... I feel a bit naughty about this one. The SO and I were mucking around, wrestling over the remote control when my hand accidentally bopped him on the nose. I swear it was a genuine accident ladies. Almost immediately the poor things face crumpled into a pre-sneeze expression, he surrendered the remote control and started desperately hunting for his hankie. I have to admit to being almost entranced by the desperate hitching and the sexiness of his crumpled features, and then he made it better by hitchingly muttering that he needed to "sdeeze". After about thirty seconds he finally surrendered to an extremely violent sounding HEHHHHHEHHHRSCHHHHHHHHHT that had me wanting to jump his bones. Hmmm... am guessing that colds are not so repulsive when you are still suffering from cold symptoms yourself

Am almost upset that he went to work....

[krazykat]

No, the sneezes were over the course of two hours and he has settled into the pattern of one violent, wet sneeze every twenty minutes or so. Poor lamb looks miserable despite the fact that his cold has not taken hold anywhere near as bad as mine did.

Some obs for you from last night:

1) We were sat on our sofa watching an episodes of Bones on DVD when the SO muttered "I'b guddha sdeeeze ahgaid" in a rather sexy sounding manner. Looking up, I watched as he pulled out his hankie, tilted his head back to the look at the light and finally surrendered himself to a wet, and very sexy sounding, huuuhhhSCHHHHSSSCHTTTT. Putting on my best sympathetic voice I cooed "Awww, honey you're nose is all red" to which he muttered "and my beard is all green" before blowing his nose

2) As I handed my SO a glass of wine, he lurched forward with a completely unexpected and completely uncovered HUUUHRRRRESCHHHHHHT which sprayed across my arm. Mock glaring at him I muttered an "ewwwwwww" to which he threatened to clean the spray off my arm with his dirty hankie. As I moved away from him to sit down on the couch he sneezed a second sneeze, this one muffled into said hankie.

3) Oops... I feel a bit naughty about this one. The SO and I were mucking around, wrestling over the remote control when my hand accidentally bopped him on the nose. I swear it was a genuine accident ladies. Almost immediately the poor things face crumpled into a pre-sneeze expression, he surrendered the remote control and started desperately hunting for his hankie. I have to admit to being almost entranced by the desperate hitching and the sexiness of his crumpled features, and then he made it better by hitchingly muttering that he needed to "sdeeze". After about thirty seconds he finally surrendered to an extremely violent sounding HEHHHHHEHHHRSCHHHHHHHHHT that had me wanting to jump his bones. Hmmm... am guessing that colds are not so repulsive when you are still suffering from cold symptoms yourself

Am almost upset that he went to work....

[Tari]

Thanks for the obs! I feel his pain, as my 'little' cold just turned into a BIG cold! Hope he feels better soon... but perhaps not too soon?

Luv, Tari

[krazykat]

I love that my SO gets completely sarcastic when he is ill as it results in text message conversations like this:

Me: "how you feeling"

SO: "nose runs like a tap"

Me: "you want me to call a plumber out for you?"

SO: "LOL. More like a lifeguard. Feels like I'm drowning."

Poor thing, cracks me up even when feeling lousy

[Tari]

I love that my SO gets completely sarcastic when he is ill as it results in text message conversations like this:

Me: "how you feeling"

SO: "nose runs like a tap"

Me: "you want me to call a plumber out for you?"

SO: "LOL. More like a lifeguard. Feels like I'm drowning."

Poor thing, cracks me up even when feeling lousy

AWWWWWWWW!

That is just too cute *giggles*

/T

[Coffee Mug]

Why am I liking this obs so much?? lol

thanks for the wonderful description of his sneezes they sound reaaaaaally wet!!

[krazykat]

A couple more obs from last night:

1) We were lying curled up on the couch, my head lying against his stomach muscles and chest, when all of a sudden I felt my SO's stomach muscles tense beneath me. As this happened, his breath urgently hitched and within seconds his upper body thrust forward with a violent sounding HAHHHHHHEHHHHHCKKKSCHHHHT that sent a delicious shiver of arousal down my spine

After he sneezed his muscles relaxed for about ten seconds and I could feel his body move slightly so that he could get his hankie out of his pocket. As he brought the hankie to his nose, I felt his stomach muscles tensing in short pulses and I could hear his breath beginning to hitch Ater about ten seconds of this he finally sneezed, his muscles tensing as before, his chest thrust forward and the sneeze, a very wet sounding HUHSCHHHHHHHSHT caught in the hankie. Let's just say I had to bite my lip before I blessed him as the arousal those sneezes completely threatened my sanity

2) Lying snuggled up in bed, the SO hitchingly muttered that he needed me to move as he needed to sneeze. On the one hand, I was tempted to pretend that I was asleep and ignore him, but on the other hand was seriously interested in the ability to slide away slightly and watch what sounded like it would be a very violent sneeze in the twilight.

I moved.

About twenty seconds of hitching breaths then ensued, and I was also treated to the SO pleading with the sneeze to come out, before his whole body thrust from his supine position on the bed to a sitting position with the force of a massive WARRRHEHHHHHKSCHHHHHHHHHT. I whispered a "wow! you ok?" to which I got a "no, I neehd tuh sdeeze ahgaid. Watch yuhr eydz" at which point he reached over and turned on the bedroom light, glared at it and gave himself over to two more sneezes. He then got out of the bed, muttering that he needed to blow his nose or he wouldn't stop sneezing, at which point he sneezed again. I then had the pleasure of watching him desperately rooting through the chest of drawers to find a handkerchief, his head having to turn to the side every twenty seconds or so as he gave himself over to the sneezes. Only for it to turn out that there were no clean hankies This then led to him having to desperately hunt through his trouser pockets looking for a used hankie and I was able to lie in bed and watch three more very sexy sneezes... he really does have one of the most perfect pre-sneeze faces I have ever seen... his whole face just crumbles. Finally, he found one in his pocket, brought it up to his nose, caught another sneeze and blew his nose.

Damn! End of fit. I have to admit after watching that, and knowing how much he dislikes tissues, I am tempted to hide all of his hankies

[Vetinari]

*bites knuckle*

Just wonderful!

[Coffee Mug]

This was thought that passed through my head when I read this last bit: "OH MAMMA MIA!!!!"

(yes I think in italian! )

your SO's sneezes are AMAZING!! so much of them!!! I think I'm going insaneee!!

[Anonymouse]

Holy.

Christ.

Like. You have no idea. These are possibly the best I've ever read.

The whole thing with the stomach muscles? There are no words to express how that made me feel. And just the way the sneezes torture him while you get to sit back and watch... it's all perfect. AND THE SPELLINGS. So drawn-out and just nngh. I hope this cold or whatever it is lasts for a while longer so you can get more amazing obs.

[doggo]

Oh. Whoa. Gshhh.

Seriously, I'm out of breath reading this. Just how hot can a cold get???? The magnificient sneezes; the little conversation sexy enough to make a coldwhore like me whimper aloud; and the finale searching for handkerchief... Thank you soooo much for sharing this, you lucky, lucky lady.

[krazykat]

Am glad you are enjoying the obs ladies...

I have to say that I think he is pretty damned sexy, well in my eyes at least!

Will keep you informed if there are more sneezes once he gets back from his "boys night out"

[doggo]

Will keep you informed if there are more sneezes once he gets back from his "boys night out"

I hope he's a kind, sharing person and gives some of his wonderful cold to the other boys too!

[krazykat]

Will keep you informed if there are more sneezes once he gets back from his "boys night out"

I hope he's a kind, sharing person and gives some of his wonderful cold to the other boys too!

Oh I'm sure that won't be a problem given that they all share an office and are forever infecting each other with one thing or the other...

[Weirdo Girl]

These are soooo cool! Just like... wow

[krazykat]

A fit of four loud, wet and fairly violent sneezes interrupted a fairly intense kissing session whilst lying in bed this morning... let's just say I had to seriously refrain myself from jumping his bones right then and there

They were spectacular. Loud, wet and violent sounding HAHHRRCKKKSCHHHHTs that left him looking dazed and extremely sexy

After the SO had blown his nose I pulled him back in for some more kissing only for him to jerk away after about thirty seconds muttering that he still wanted to sneeze, his face crumpled into the classic pre-sneeze position. Teasingly I asked if he wanted me to help him out and stroked my finger down his nose only for him to jerk away and call me a bitch in a very sexy, and very much hitching voice. Laughing I moved in for a kiss again, for him to reply that if he sneezed on me that it would be my fault. Smiling I told him that if he genuinely needed to sneeze to just pull away before he did, and launched a fresh assault on his lips

The fact that I kept accidentally bumping his nose with mine is neither here nor there!

After about two minutes of kissing and accidentally torturing his nose with mine, he jerked back, turned his head to the side and sneezed an extremely violent sounding WAHHHHHRKTSCHHHHSTT.

Errrr, can we say

Let's just say that someone got pounced and leave it at there to prevent the following:

Seriously though, I don't know where this sudden brazenness has come from with regards to the fetish.... .... but it feels good!

[March Hare]

Kraaaazykat... I looooooove you... You SPOIL us with SUCH AN ABUNDANCE of the BEST observations I've read in a while!!! Omnomnomnomnom! Seriously. Thank you soooooo much for sharing all this utter hotness. I don't even have to envy you now, because I can has hotness in writing...

BLESS your man!

[Tari]

Where, oh where can such a man be found?? 'CUZ I'M DYING TO HAVE ONE!!

Seriously -->

/T

[W.I.N.]

Wow.

Have I ever told you how much I love reading your obs?

These ones are wonderful! Although your poor SO: having a cold sucks.

*waits for more*

~W.I.N.

[Aceofblades]

Hi kraykat, thank you very much for the obs, if I could just ask, going back to your cold, do you know how many tissue boxes you went through, it sounded prety bad, and I'm glad you are better

[sneezedreamer]

Oh, Kat, I just love these. Bopping your SO on the nose accidentally and making him sneeze...feeling his stomach muscles clench...searching for a hankie...and now, hearing about how you tortured him?!