Things that look like sneeze spellings

[Candy]

For instance, there's a candy here called Hi-Chew. Looks like a sneeze to me!

On dragon cave, all the dragons have a 4-digit code. I have one right now that has the code "Tcsh". Bless you!

What have you see that looked like a sneeze?

[VoOs]

Japanese names.

Names like, oh, Atsushi (pronounced At-chi) Itchinose. I mean seriously. I dare you to say that with a straight face.

[Candy]

Oh my gosh, I forgot about Ichinose! I knew a girl with that last name

Atsushi just makes it even better!

[a red nine]

Itchinose. I mean seriously. I dare you to say that with a straight face.

Oh, now I feel so stupid! I totally watched a show today with someone who had that name, and I didn't even notice what it looked like! Am I even a fetishist?

[Raining Strawberry]

When I was little, most words that rhymed with 'sneeze' made me feel uncomfortable, particularly 'wheeze'. Maybe this had to do with rhyming children's books?

Nowadays there is a different bit of wording that always bothers me. You know those cowhide dental chews that you can buy for your dog? We name everything that we give our dog-- she knows the names for meals, cookies, potty, bed, couch, up/downstairs, etc-- so we always tell her when we're going to give her a chew.

A chew.

Achoo.

*Headdesk*

[Shay]

Hmmm well there's always cashews, which also happens to be one of my favorite nuts.

[curliecatlover]

Hehe my friends dog shoo-shoo LOL

[Candy]

When I was little, most words that rhymed with 'sneeze' made me feel uncomfortable, particularly 'wheeze'. Maybe this had to do with rhyming children's books?

Oh I totally know what you mean! I remember a book when I was little about a while and one of the lines was something like "Wheeze wheeze wheeze, he can not sneeze"

[Wishing]

I've seen a tissue...in fact I've seen lots of them. In fact, I uhhh..ahh..i need..uhhh....AHH-TISHHOOO! (oh bless you, passes a tissue)

Sorry I'm in a silly mood, but seeing 'a tissue' written down or even hearing it said makes me think of a sneeze

[Saimou]

On 8/8/2010 at 2:50 PM, VoOs said:

Japanese names.

Names like, oh, Atsushi (pronounced At-chi) Itchinose. I mean seriously. I dare you to say that with a straight face.

Oh yeah, the first time I saw the name Atsushi in the end credits of a video game, I believe; the first thing I thought was: ”That sure looks like a sneeze spelling.” Ichinose makes it even better. As would Ishii. Also, the Lithuanian word for ”Thank you.”, ”Ačiū.”, pronounced ”acheww” or ”achoo”, I believe, looks pretty sneezy to me. Looks exactly like a sneeze spelling, to be precise.

I guess you could say: ”In Soviet Lithuania a sneeze follows a ’Bless you.’.” 

[Infernal]

Eschew.

[Oceanmountains]

I second the Hi-Chew thing! It's my sisters favorite candy and every time she brings it over to my house, her and my husband fake sneeze incessantly, so apparently it sounds like a sneeze to them as well. This has been going on for years and they still thinks it's the funniest thing in existence. Non-fetishists are so weird😂

[Lauren]

Even the word "snooze" gets me 🙄

[beijoseternura]

the Turkish word for 'open' as an imperative means 'aç' you spell it like 'atsch'
'hapşırmak' means sneeze in english and the first five letters make the word 'hapşı' - sounds like a sneeze too

[March Hare]

I see licence plates on cars from time to time with letter sequences that are just spellings, like HT-SH-.. or NX-..-XT. It's one of the little licence-plate games I like to play.

[Bleh]

There's an island in Japan called Kyushu

[March Hare]

Oh, and how them cashews, right?

[gingerdean]

On 8/26/2018 at 9:09 PM, Lauren said:

Even the word "snooze" gets me 🙄

When my phone alarm goes off in the morning and if I hit the snooze button, my screen will display the word 'snoozed', and sometime for a split second I think it says 'sneezed'. (Granted I'm usually still half-asleep, and my glasses are off so the screen is all blurry, which doesn't help )

[Saimou]

On 8/27/2018 at 5:09 AM, Lauren said:

Even the word "snooze" gets me 🙄

^ Seconded.

[Saimou]

On 8/16/2018 at 10:21 AM, Gee said:

Eschew.

Yeah, I was just about to post the word ”eschew” here. Looks just like a textbook sneeze spelling for a fetishist .

[BillyS]

A tissue!

[Saimou]

Also, there is a patriotic Estonian song, called: ”Metsavendade laul” (”Song of the Forest Brothers”), whose chorus starts with the words: ”Ai-tših, ai-tšah, ai-tšah,…”. I don’t even know, if they mean anything, but that looks pretty sneezy to me .

Saimou

[Glatissant]

I dabble in fiddle and am reminded of the fetish each time I see the song name "Ashokan Farewell".

[Roza]

There was this joke going around a few years ago where I live (no clue if people are aware of it!) going like:

-What make is your car?

-Daihatsu.

-Bless you. What make is your car?

...

 

[Saimou]

6 hours ago, Roza said:

There was this joke going around a few years ago where I live (no clue if people are aware of it!) going like:

-What make is your car?

-Daihatsu.

-Bless you. What make is your car?

...

 

That looks pretty sneezy to me .