matilda3948 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 I've been running a week-long conference with lots of important business people. My job is to make sure they all get where they're supposed to be on time, have what they need for their presentation, etc. Basically, I'm their work mothers. I so hate it. However, this week I had an incredible observation I've been dying to share here.The subject of my observation was a very distinguished, professional businessman. Although older, he's very attractive--squared face, grey hair, glasses, suit and tie. Very sophisticated and sure of himself. He came into the conference center yesterday morning and, since I had some paperwork I needed him to sign, I grabbed my clipboard and a pen and walked over to him. We said good morning to each other and I handed him the clipboard. He signed the forms and gave them back. I was just about to ask if he needed anything when he turned his head and sneezed a sharp, breathy Hehhihhshh!!"Bless you," I said. "Thank you," he replied. I asked if he needed anything and if he was enjoying his stay. He said something...I don't remember what because after replying, he sneezed exactly the same way did before. No buildup or warning. He just turned his head to the side, covered his nose and mouth with one hand and sneezed Hehhihhshh!!. I didn't say anything this time. After just a few seconds reprieve, he sneezed again, but this time it was a double. Hehhihhshh!! HehhIHHSH!! "You okay?" I asked. I think I even touched him on the shoulder. I often do that--don't know why, just one of my things. He smiled and said he was fine. People were taking their seats and getting ready for the opening speaker so we went our separate ways. I ended up sitting two or three rows in front of him and several feet to the left. Every ten to twelve seconds he would sneeze a single Hehhihhshh!! It went on for (what seemed like) forever I was so glad I couldn't see him because I knew I was blushing. I just stared down at my notes and avoided eye contact with everyone. As the speaker was giving his presentation this poor man sneezed 18 times! They were all singles and all spaced out by about ten seconds. I couldn't concentrate on anything except counting the seconds in between sneezes. The thing that sort of blew my mind was that he didn't leave the room, or blow his nose, or anything. He just seemed perfectly content to sit there and sneeze over and over in front of all those people. Once he finally stopped he was done. I didn't hear him sneeze one more time the entire conference. Whew!! Wild stuff. Link to comment
NameTaken Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Um...WOW. That has to be one of the hottest things I've ever read. <333 Thankyou for sharing! Link to comment
BananaTree Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 I lol'd. What a confidant guy! And poor you, having to endure that This is the stuff sneeze-fics are made of! Link to comment
VoOs Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 ...and then I went green with envy. That sounds like a little fetish dream come true. Damn. *fans self* You lucky, lucky woman. Thank you for sharing! Link to comment
murphy dee Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Mmmmm...sneezy silver fox. I'm imagining someone not unlike Tim Gunn.Le sigh. What a perfect scenario. I would've been so tempted to sneak peeks at him while he sneezed, though. Link to comment
Hayley Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Yummy! That sounds almost too good to be true! You lucky thing, that kind of stuff never happens to me! Thanks for sharing Link to comment
matilda3948 Posted March 6, 2011 Author Share Posted March 6, 2011 I always thought this was the kind of thing I'd really like to watch but I was really, really uncomfortable. I know this sounds totally irrational, but I was afraid people could tell what was going on in my head. Silly right? Link to comment
sneezytwilight Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 WOW That is amazing! If that was to ever happen to me I thnk I'd die....WOW. I would have been blushing so hard as well as sweating. Link to comment
sillystarsmoons Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Oh my that was amazing. Thanks for sharing. Link to comment
Sneezles Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Oh wow....... to observe a fit like that!!!!!!!!!!!! Sooooo envious!! Link to comment
LetMeBe Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 AWESOME OBS! I love when older men have sneezing fits, especially in professional settings! lol. Link to comment
Butch Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 matilda - Mmm. thanks for sharing. That's awesome..glad you got to witness that. Link to comment
Anonymouse Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Wow, eighteen? And they sound amazing too. Link to comment
emerald Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 WHEW. I wouldn't be able to concentrate at all, I'd be too busy squirming in my seat. I'm squirming a bit just thinking about it...Excellent observation, thank you so much. Link to comment
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