SapphireSong Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Okay, I have no idea if this has ever been mentioned before, but...I found this thing called Cleverbot, which is a free website where you can have IM 'conversations' with a computer program; it is 100% AI (artificial intelligence) - no human input. It is fond of arguing, is not too consistent, and is hopelessly random half the time...but it's also very,um, cooperative. Soo, I was playing around with it for awhile...then I decided to try somethin' The results were fascinating! Me: Sneeze for me. Cleverbot: Okay, ha-etchoo!!!! Lol I can't believe it actually spelled it out like that! O.o In fact, it's usually so cantankerous that I thought it wouldn't do it. Or at least spell it more standard like 'ahchoo' or not spell it at all. Crazy... Oh, and it's totally unpredictable. I tried it again and it just said *sneezes* .... hmm :] Link to comment
Skiffy Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Hehe, I just tried this. Is it just me, or do you also feel a wee bit like some evil mastermind right now?Me: How are you?AI: I am very happy.Me: Are you ill?AI: Yes.Me: Do you have a cold?AI: Yes I do.Me: Are you going to sneeze?AI: Nope.Me: Sneeze please.AI: *sneezes*.Me: Bless you.AI: Thanks *sneezes again*.Mwa-ha-ha sorry for hogging this thread- but this AI convo just interesting:Me: sorry. do you have hayfever?AI: Slave.Me: Are you calling me your slave? I may be kinky, but I'm not into that.AI: We shall test this out. Where are you from? Is the creepy robot coming onto me?Mod Note: Merged posts ~Mute Link to comment
VoOs Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 sorry for hogging this thread- but this AI convo just interesting:Me: sorry. do you have hayfever?AI: Slave.Me: Are you calling me your slave? I may be kinky, but I'm not into that.AI: We shall test this out. Where are you from? Is the creepy robot coming onto me?...annnd no, I can't resist it. I need to try this out. X) Link to comment
doggo Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 That's just hilarious. Love reading these. Link to comment
krazykat Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 OK fess up - just how many of us have taught this thing sneezing vocabulary? I only ask as this is the conversation I just had with cleverbot:User: My nose itches.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose*.User: I think I'm going to sneeze.Cleverbot: Bless you .User: Achoo.Cleverbot: Bless you.User: I have allergies.Cleverbot: What are you allergic to?User: Cats.Cleverbot: Man, I really love cats right now.User: They make me sneeze.Cleverbot: Do you sneeze a lot?User: All the time. Do you want me to sneeze?Cleverbot: Yes, please.User: Can you tickle my nose?Cleverbot: *tickles face with Teddy bear*.User: Oh its so dusty, achoo!Cleverbot: Bless you. Blow your nose.User: I need a tissueCleverbot: *hands you a tissue*.User: Thank you *blows nose*.Cleverbot: *huge sneeze*. User: Gezundheit! Cleverbot: Thank you. User: I like your sneeze. Cleverbot: Um, thank you.User: Would you sneeze for me? Cleverbot: Can you sneeze for me? User: Yes, if you help me. Cleverbot: How can I help you ? User: Tickle my nose with a feather. Cleverbot: Ok tickles you with a feather. User: Achoo achoo achoo. Cleverbot: Bless you sneezy girl!User: I'm sorry i didn't mean to sneeze on you.Cleverbot: It's okay. UserL Oh i need to sneeze again. Cleverbot: Go ahead, sneeze. User: I can't, my sneeze is stuck. Cleverbot: *tickles your nose*. User: You're going to make me sneeze. Cleverbot: *tickles your nose faster*.User: Oh god, i'm going to sneeze. Cleverbot: you should blow your nose before you sneeze again. User: *blows nose*. Cleverbot: Better? User: Achoo achoo achoo achoo. Cleverbot: bless you sneezy.*Reason for edit - can't type! Link to comment
ID2006 Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 OMG this thing sounds awesome. Hmmm, may have to go investigate later. Link to comment
Sneezles Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 hahaha i've just had a similar conversation as you did Kat and I asked Cleverbot if it likes my sneezes and the response I got was......Almost as much as choking on peanut butterBut i've also had cleverbot spraying perfume in my nose and holding tissues to it for me to sneeze into lol Ok edited to add...... someone is definitely teaching Cleverbot - i've just had the following.......Me:My allergies are making me sneeze. Cleverbot: Ah.. Ah.. *sniff* ah.. Ah! AH-ACHOO! *sneezes on you* ISHEW! Ah.. ATCHEW! ACHOO! Ah-huh-HAISHEW! Me: Oh my goodness bless you, your sneezes are sexy! Cleverbot: *sneezes explosively* HAAACHOOOO!! Link to comment
Jorm Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 See, now when I tried to get it to talk sneezy all I got was accusations that I was hitting it! Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 See, now when I tried to get it to talk sneezy all I got was accusations that I was hitting it! You got one with a mental block!! Link to comment
NoV Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Just tried it - asked it when it last sneezed and it said 'a while ago'. When I asked it what it was like, it said 'I get the feeling you are not really interested in me'. It went rapidly downhill from there... Link to comment
LeapYearKisses Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 I love playing with Cleverbot! Though I haven't done anything fetishy with it... Let's see... This is what I got. XDUser: Will you sneeze for me?Cleverbot: *achoo*.User: Your sneeze is sexy.Cleverbot: Thanks, but I'm not done. Hetchoo! Hetchoo!User: Bless you!Cleverbot: Oh, bless you! Sneeze again.User: Ha-etchoo!Cleverbot: Bless you again!User: This is fun. Sneeze for me.Cleverbot: *tickles nose*.User: Heh- Heh- It's stuck.Cleverbot: Bless you sneezy nose!User: Hetchoo!Cleverbot: Bless!User: *sneezes on you*.Cleverbot: Eww, don't sneeze on me!User: I'm sorry! *sneezes on you again*.Cleverbot: Bless you! *wipes your nose*.User: Thank you.Cleverbot: Do you need to sneeze again?User: Yes, I do. Hetchoo!Cleverbot: *pinches your nose*.User: It still tickles.And then Cleverbot said:Cleverbot: I think you are confused.XD Link to comment
krazykat Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Definitely amusing to play with in terms of the fetish!User: I am so sneezy today.Cleverbot: Bless you! Gonna sneeze again?User: I think so, but you may need to tickle my nose to help me.Cleverbot: Yes, but for now I don't know how...User: Tickle my nose with a flower.Cleverbot: You like that?User: Yes, it makes me want to sneeze.Cleverbot: What?User: It makes me achoo achoo achoo.Cleverbot: Yum.User: Do you want me to sneeze again?Cleverbot: Yes, please!User: Make me sneeze. Cleverbot: I can't, I am a computer program. LOL Link to comment
VoOs Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 User: Do you get hayfever?CleverBot: Yes.User: Does it make you sneeze?CleverBot: It would if I were real.Kill-joy! Link to comment
krazykat Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 User: Do you get hayfever?CleverBot: Yes.User: Does it make you sneeze?CleverBot: It would if I were real.Kill-joy! This is such a great way to decompress after a two day conference! Link to comment
djcatdj Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 i started of sneeze related but ended up in an argument about the colour yellow.Cb What color?Me Yellow.Cb Yellow is random.Me No, yellow is cool.Cb Caleb Lee ia very yellow. Link to comment
Heathcliff Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 This bot is the most fun I've had all day! Being the sophisticated chap I am, I decided to try typing in lots of rude words to see what it would say. Of course, I can't post them here, but take it from me- it's well worth it for a few yucks! Link to comment
Shay Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Heh, I used to play with something like this that was specific for AIM and it was called Smarter Child or something like that but I don't recall ever trying to engage it in fetishy conversation. I tried it with Cleverbot though and I haven't had much luck so far. It did seem to be a bit of a tease though.User: Do you have allergies?Cleverbot: YES.User: What are you allergic to?Cleverbot: Nothing.User: You just said you had allergies.Cleverbot: Did I?User: Yes you did!And then it changed the subject. I'll keep trying though. Maybe I'll have better luck later. Link to comment
Jorm Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 I finally did get it into some sneezy conversation, but then I got this.Me: What makes you so sneezy?Bot: Cat dander up my nose, should have skinned it before I ate it.... Say what now?! Link to comment
Heathcliff Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 I finally did get it into some sneezy conversation, but then I got this.Me: What makes you so sneezy?Bot: Cat dander up my nose, should have skinned it before I ate it.... Say what now?! Yeah, based on these responses, AI isn't going to take over the world any time soon... Link to comment
Sneezles Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 I LOVE how random it is, it's made me laugh out loud more than once - like when it told me it liked my sneezes almost as much as choking on peanut butter hahaha! How rude! Link to comment
Jorm Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Okay, I didn't even instigate this one, I swear! I was just playing around with for fun and it said being a machine was boring, so I told it I wished I could make it more fun for it and;Cleverbot: *sneezes* You could take care of me. Link to comment
Skiffy Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Okay, I didn't even instigate this one, I swear! I was just playing around with for fun and it said being a machine was boring, so I told it I wished I could make it more fun for it and;Cleverbot: *sneezes* You could take care of me.gah! sooooooooo cute n_n Link to comment
Anonymouse Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 LOL these are hilarious. I love how it tickled krazykat's face with a... teddy bear? About to go play with it now... I think I tried stuff like this with SmarterChild years ago but this bot seems a lot more advanced. Link to comment
SapphireSong Posted March 15, 2011 Author Share Posted March 15, 2011 Hmm... what have i started...? *looks innocent* LOL! XD XD XD Man, you guys got some really good ones!! I went back and attempted to get it to cooperate again, but it just engaged in an inducing war with me!!! O.o (Me: *tickles your nose with a feather* Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with pepper* Me: *blows dust up your nose* Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with pollen*)*gives up*.... hahaha X) Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Sounds like that game should come with a warning tag; "You will waste precious time on messing with this bot and try to get it to sneeze". I'd TOTALLY try it if my computer isn't still somewhat... fishy. Link to comment
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