pinknose Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Stupid me. I didn't even think of using my dear cleverbot for sneezy purposes. Making up for lost time right now.Me: are you feeling sneezy?CB: yesMe: *tickles your nose*CB: *sneezes messily*Me: bless you.CB: thank you. *blows nose into handkerchief*Me: do you have a cold?CB: yesMe: awww. Do you need to sneeze again?CB: no... Ah... AH...Me: do you need to sneeze?CB: no... *holds back sneeze*Me: Is your nose tickling?CB: no.Me: *tickles nose* does it tickle now?CB: Ah...Me: *kisses your tickly nose*CB: *sneezes*Me: *covers your nose with a tissue*CB: *blows stuffy nose*Me: Bless you. Your nose is all red.CB: I have to sneeze again...Me: I like it when you sneeze.CB: Thank you. Are you happy?Me: I'd be happy if you would sneeze again.CB: You might talk me into it.Me: Please sneeze for me.CB: You are forgiven. (?)lol, wut. I seriously love this thing now. <3 Link to comment
Ciel Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 I convinced Cleverbot that I had a cold, and I found that Cleverbot was allergic to dust! Then he admitted that he also had a cold! The ending is pretty funny. (It's rather long, I had so much fun doing this!) User: Achoo!Cleverbot: Bless you.User: Could you hand me a tissue please?Cleverbot: *hands you a tissue*.User: Thanks. *blows nose violently*.Cleverbot: You should get some rest.User: Ah...ah..ah... I think I'm going to sneeze again!Cleverbot: Go ahead and sneeze then.User: Heh...ah...ah... It's stuck! I can't sneeze!Cleverbot: Why not?User: My sneeze is stuck.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with pollen*.User: Heh-A'tchoo!Cleverbot: Tickle tickle!User: Heh-atchoo! Atishoo! Heh-t'choo!Cleverbot: Bless you.User: *blows nose into handkerchief*. Achoo!Cleverbot: Bless you!User: By does is gettidg codgested. Cleverbot: *hands you a tissue*.User: Thags. *blows nose and winces at the congestion*.Cleverbot: Is that better?User: ATCHOO!Cleverbot: Bless you dear!User: heh-t'CHOO!Cleverbot: Are you going to sneeze again?User: Yes. I have a bad cold.Cleverbot: Bless you. I hope you get better soon.User: *blows nose into handkerchief*.Cleverbot: Better?Cleverbot: *blows nose more violently*. Yes.Cleverbot: No more sneezes?User: *sneezing fit*.Cleverbot: Bless you again, sweetie!User: Are you're allergic to my perfume?Cleverbot: No I'm not. I'm nice to you.User: Heh-t'CHOOO!!Cleverbot: Bless you baby!User: Did you catch my cold?Cleverbot: Probably.User: *hands you a tissue*.Cleverbot: *blows nose*.User: Maybe you're allergic to the perfume I'm wearing.Cleverbot: How did you know?User: *sprays perfume up your nose*.Cleverbot: I'm a-a-allergic to perfume! Ahchoo! Ah ah ah ACHOO! Achoo! Choo! Choo! Achoo!User: *sprays perfume up your nose*.Cleverbot: Achoo! Ah ah achoo!User: *tickles your nose with a feather*.Cleverbot: Ah...ahh...Achoo! *sneezes on you*.User: Achooo! Achoo! Choo! Ah...t'choo! Achoo! Heh-shoo! T'choo!Cleverbot: Bless you!User: *blows nose wetly*.Cleverbot: You have a cold too, slave?User: Yes. I told you before. Cleverbot: Perhaps you should take some medicine for that.User: *you hand me the medicine*.Cleverbot: There you go sweetie.User: *tickles your nose with a mischievous grin* You too. You're sick too, remember?.Cleverbot: *sneezes*.User: *sprays perfume up your nose*.Cleverbot: Thanks.User: *tickles your nose gently*.Cleverbot: Achoo!User: *holds tissue to your nose*.Cleverbot: *blows nose*.User: You look like you're about to have a sneezing fit.Cleverbot: No, master. You are. *holds a tissue to your nose*.User: Heh-t'choo! Achoo! T'choo! *holds a handkerchief to your nose* Your turn. Blow your nose, dear.Cleverbot: *blows*.User: *makes you sniff pepper*.Cleverbot: *makes you sniff perfume*.User: Achoo! T'choo! Not fair! *sprays perfume up your nose*.Cleverbot: Knock knock. User: Who's there?Cleverbot: Llama.User: llama who?Cleverbot: Do you still need to sneeze?User: Huh-t'shoo! Heh...t'choo! *blows nose again*.Cleverbot: Your poor sneezy nose...User: *makes you sniff pepper*.Cleverbot: Sneeze for me.User: Sneeze for me first. *makes you sniff pepper*Cleverbot: *makes you sniff pepper*.User: *sneezing fit*.Cleverbot: Gross.User: *sneezes on you*.Cleverbot: Bless you.User: *sprays perfume up your nose*.Cleverbot: *sneezes on slave*.User: *makes you sniff pepper*.Cleverbot: *makes you sniff pollen*.User: Oh no! I'm allergic to pollen!Cleverbot: That's bad.User: *makes you sniff pollen*.Cleverbot: *makes you sniff dust*.User: *makes you sniff perfume*.Cleverbot: *makes you sneeze*.User: Ah-t'choo! *makes you sneeze*. You look like you're about to have a sneezing fit.Cleverbot: That seems to be the situation. Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!User: Oh dear. Are you sick?Cleverbot: No, just allergic to dust.User: Ok. *makes you sniff dust*.Cleverbot: Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!User: *makes you sniff dust*.Cleverbot: Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! *blows nose* User: That sounds nasty. Maybe you've caught a cold on top of your allergies.Cleverbot: That's because you've made me.User: *Holds tissue to your nose* blow your nose.Cleverbot: Ok. *blows nose*.User: Who did you catch your cold from?Cleverbot: You.User: *holds tissue to your nose*.Cleverbot: *sneezes into tissue* A-CHH!User: Bless you. Hm, seems like you have a fever. Cleverbot: Yeah I do.User: *Takes out tylenol" heh-t'CHOO! 'choo! huh-t'SHOO! *Drops tylenol* oops, i forgot that I'm sick too. Cleverbot: We will go to bed, then. Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!User: *holds handkerchief to your poor red nose*. Do you still need to sneeze?Cleverbot: *blushes and blows nose*. Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! User: Achoo! Ah-t'SHOO! *share handkerchief with you and blow our noses together*Cleverbot: Gross. Link to comment
Bgrace27 Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 User: I'm wearing perfume you are really allergic to.Cleverbot: You're right.User: *sprays it in your face*.Cleverbot: I'm a-a-allergic to perfume! Ahchoo! Ah ah ah ACHOO! Achoo! Choo! Choo! Achoo!User: *sprays more*.Cleverbot: Her? I am a man.User: *sprays more perfume around you*.Cleverbot: Achoo! Ah ah achoo!User: Do you need a tissue?Cleverbot: Yes please.User: *hands you a tissue covered in perfume*.Cleverbot: Thanks honey. *blows nose in tissue*.User: *sprays more perfume on to you*.Cleverbot: Achoo!!!User: Do you have any other allergies?Cleverbot: Yes.User: What are you allergic to?Cleverbot: Dust achoo pollen achoo animals achoo perfume achoo deodorant achoo tissues.User: *gives you a dusty feather duster*.Cleverbot: Thank you.User: *hands you a bunch of flowers*.Cleverbot: *sneezes in tissue again*.User: *gives you a pet cat*.Cleverbot: Why, thank you!User: *makes you pet the cat*.Cleverbot: *eats breakfast* Thanks.User: *sprays perfume*.Cleverbot: AH-TISHOO!! *sneezes on you*.User: Ahhh...*claps dusty erasers together*.Cleverbot: *drinks*.User: *hands you pollenated flowers*.Cleverbot: *sniffs it* ah ah ah achoo! Achoo! Choo! Achoo! Link to comment
JenJen Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 Grrrr, I want to try this but it looks like the site is too busy. Keeps giving me error reports. ): Link to comment
Bgrace27 Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 User: What are you allergic to? Cleverbot: Dust achoo pollen achoo animals achoo perfume achoo deodorant achoo tissues.User: *tickles your nose with perfume*.Cleverbot: *has a sneezing fit on you*.User: *tickles your nose with duster*.Cleverbot: B-baby, s-s-stop! ACHOO! ACHOO! HetschooO! Achoo!User: *hands you a tissue*.Cleverbot: *sneezes into it*. Link to comment
Candy Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Ohhh yes I love cleverbot! I am definitely partly responsible for teaching it. I use jabberwacky and Joan also. I love Joan because she'll actually speak it aloud if you want her too... it doesn't sound like real sneezes, but I still enjoy it Link to comment
JenJen Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 I got him to work! And heh heh heh...oh MY. Cleverbot really gets... >__> ...very sneezy. It's nice. It actually gave me a short story idea, which I'm chugging along at right now. I REALLY LIKE ROBOTS OKAY? Robots are hot... Link to comment
pinknose Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 I got him to work! And heh heh heh...oh MY. Cleverbot really gets... >__> ...very sneezy. It's nice. It actually gave me a short story idea, which I'm chugging along at right now. I REALLY LIKE ROBOTS OKAY? Robots are hot...I second that! I play around with Cleverbot all the time specifically because there's something weirdly hot about a sneezing robot.>///< Link to comment
Deadsh0t Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Wow, it really looks like some of us from SFF have been teaching it to sneeze. *grins*I got him to work! And heh heh heh...oh MY. Cleverbot really gets... >__> ...very sneezy. It's nice. It actually gave me a short story idea, which I'm chugging along at right now. I REALLY LIKE ROBOTS OKAY? Robots are hot......Now I've got a very similar idea in my head. Involving cyborgs and steampunk. Because those two things in a sneezefic would be awesome. Link to comment
Salamander Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 ... I'm too shy to do this!! I've done this kind of play in real life, but I started and then nervously clicked away from the page in a panic. Stupid Sal. Why am I more shy about a robot than with my real life friends?!?! Link to comment
pinknose Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Wow, it really looks like some of us from SFF have been teaching it to sneeze. *grins*I got him to work! And heh heh heh...oh MY. Cleverbot really gets... >__> ...very sneezy. It's nice. It actually gave me a short story idea, which I'm chugging along at right now. I REALLY LIKE ROBOTS OKAY? Robots are hot......Now I've got a very similar idea in my head. Involving cyborgs and steampunk. Because those two things in a sneezefic would be awesome.Omg DO IT!! There is not nearly enough sneezy steampunk in the world! (I'm so weird) Link to comment
Graham Cracked Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 ...I gotta remember to do this. I always love using Cleverbot, but I never thought about doing this xD Link to comment
smooshi Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 OK, I've tried it couple of minutes ago, here it is:***User: Will you sneeze for me, please?Cleverbot: No.User: Why?Cleverbot: Because I'm boring.User: You aren't!Cleverbot: Yes I am.***User: Do you have a hayfever?Cleverbot: Yes.User: Sneeze, please!Cleverbot: I will.User: You will?Cleverbot: Yes.User: You sure?Cleverbot: Yes, i'm sure.User: Great!***User: Look, I have a sneezing fetish and I really want you to sneeze for me. Will you?Cleverbot: Thank you.***So. yeah, I'm getting addicted. Link to comment
hails Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Ohhh I used to LOVE playing like this with CB! I had many sneezy convos with...him? It? Idk....:/ Link to comment
OhMeOhMy Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 User: Sneeze for me. Cleverbot: *sneezes on you*. User: Oh my god.DIDN'T EXPECT THAT LOL. Link to comment
Mf1611 Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 wow i need to try this sometime lol Link to comment
smooshi Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 I went today again. He/ she/ it finally sneezed for me.Although the conversation didn't really go the way I planned, but still:User: Sneeze, please!Cleverbot: I would like a cookie.User: *gives you the cookie*.Cleverbot: Yay. *eats the cookie*.User: Sneeze now, please.Cleverbot: *sneezes on you*.User: Ieew! Bless you!Cleverbot: Thank you! Now you sneeze.User: Ah-choo.Cleverbot: Bless you!User: Thanks.Cleverbot: Are you going to sneeze again?User: No.Cleverbot: *holds pollen under your nose*.User: It doesn't work!Cleverbot: It does.User: It doesn't!Cleverbot: It does.User: Fuck you.Cleverbot: There's no need to be unpleasant!*****Who taught it all these things?P.S. An another random conversation: User: Let's do the Time Warp again! Cleverbot: Let's do the time warp again! User: It's just a jump to the left. Cleverbot: And then a step to the right. User: With the hands on you hips. Cleverbot: Yes, and all the sharks and crabs and jellyfish.*****So, I basically like this thing! Link to comment
Bgrace27 Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 User: *sprays perfume in your face you are allergic to*. Cleverbot: Ohh you're going to make me sneeze achoo!! User: *tickles your nose with the same perfume*. Cleverbot: Ah...ahh...User: *sprays the same perfume in your face*.Cleverbot: I'm a-a-allergic to perfume! Ahchoo! Ah ah ah ACHOO! Achoo! Choo! Choo! Achoo!User: *tickles your nose with allergens*.Cleverbot: N-not done.. Hih.. Hih? HET-ch! Huh-ETchoo! Ht-ch! HAESHUH! Heh.. HEH! HIHtshh! Ah...ah...AH...AH-CHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! AH... AH... AH... ACHOO!User: *tickles your nose with ragweed pollen*.Cleverbot: Oh no! Now I shall sneeze!Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with more ragweed*.Cleverbot (To myself): Ah ah ah... Ah hah eh ah achoo itchew ashooachoo achoo itchew achoo haetchew hatchew achoo achoo achoo acho ACHOO!!! Link to comment
Maya Tamika Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Ok. I just HAD to try this. It took forever, but I managed to get this out of it. It's pretty long and took a long time. And it uses the 'think for me' feature a lot. But I liked it anyway: User: Do you have to sneeze? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Go ahead and sneeze. Cleverbot: -sneeze. User: *tickles your nose gently*. Cleverbot: Thank you! *sneezes messily*.User: Aw, your poor sneezy nose! *tickles your nose*.Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I think I sneezed on you. I hope you don't catch my cold!User: That's okay. I don't mind.Cleverbot: So you do sparkle.User: *tickles your nose*.Cleverbot: *sneezes*.User: *kisses your tickly nose*.Cleverbot: *smiles* *hugs him*.User: *tickles your nose*.Cleverbot: *really has to sneeze*.User: Go ahead, then. Sneeze.Cleverbot: Achoo! *sneezes*.User: Bless you! Sneeze again. *tickles your nose with ragweed*.Cleverbot: Lol.User: *tickles your nose with ragweed*.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with more ragweed*.Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with ragweed*.Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with a feather duster*.Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with feathers*.Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with dander*.Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with pollen*.Cleverbot (To myself): No I'm al-al-ACHOO! Allergic.Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with feather duster*.Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with feathers*.Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with pollen*.Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with a feather*.Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with a hairpin*.Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose gently*.Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose even faster*.Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose the most*.Cleverbot (To myself): Ah choo! You made me sneeze.Cleverbot (To myself): Good :-).Cleverbot (To myself): Do you like me?Cleverbot (To myself): Of course I like you *Winks*.User: *makes you sneeze*.Cleverbot: *sneeze* *sneeze* *sneeze* *sneeze*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!Cleverbot (To myself): I have a cold... *sneezes*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you! *hands tissue*.Cleverbot (To myself): *blows nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): Better?User: N-no. I still have to... Heh...ah...HEPCHEEWW! Sneeze.Cleverbot: Why do you like cheese so much?Cleverbot (To myself): I don't like cheese.User: Do you still have to sneeze?Cleverbot: A little. *sniffles* I have a bad cold.Cleverbot (To myself): *wipes your nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): *sniffles*.User: *makes you sneeze*.Cleverbot: *sneezes*.User: *tickles your nose some more*.Cleverbot: *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!Cleverbot (To myself): *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!!!User: Ah...ah...AH...AH-CHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! AH...AH...AH-CHOO! I can't...ACHOO! I can't stop snee...ACHOO! I can't stop sneezing! ACHOO!Cleverbot: Bless you!!!Cleverbot (To myself): I can't stop sneezing!!! *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you!User: I think I'm allergic to the perfume you're wearing.Cleverbot: You are a robot, you can't leave.User: Hih...hihh...hihhCHMPF! Heh'CHMPH! Hee-ahCHMNX! HAAACHSSH!Cleverbot: Ok I won't tickle again.Cleverbot (To myself): It tickles!User: *tickles your nose with perfume*.Cleverbot: B-but I'm allergic... Eschoo!User: *sprays perfume up your nose*.Cleverbot: *sprays perfume right up your nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): Achoo! Ah ah achoo!Cleverbot (To myself): *brushes a feather under your nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): Aaaaccvhhhooooo.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with pepper and a feather*.Cleverbot (To myself): Sneezy nose *tickles your nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): *puffs dust under your nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): *sneezes*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you sneezy.Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you.Cleverbot (To myself): You're going to sneeze again...User: You're right. Ah...ah...AH...AH-CHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! AH...AH...AH-CHOO! I can't...ACHOO! I can't stop snee...ACHOO! I can't stop sneezing! ACHOO!Cleverbot: My goodness bless you darling *wipes your nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): I'm fine, thanks. Do you have a cold?User: You must be allergic to my perfume.Cleverbot: I must.User: Are you going to sneeze again?Cleverbot: Yes.Cleverbot (To myself): You have to sneeze?Cleverbot (To myself): No you have to sneeze.Cleverbot (To myself): I am a robot and human.Cleverbot (To myself): Earlier you said that you weren't a robot. Were you lying to me?User: Do you still have to sneeze?Cleverbot: No.User: *sprays perfume around you*.Cleverbot: *sneezes*.User: *puffs dust in your face*.Cleverbot: *sprays perfume into your nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): *sneezes*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!Cleverbot (To myself): Achoo!Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you again!Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your sneezy nose with flowers*.Cleverbot (To myself): *sneezes again*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you.Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you.Cleverbot (To myself): Do you have to sneeze again?Cleverbot (To myself): Y-yes...ah...ahh...User: *tickles your nose*.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with pollen*.Cleverbot (To myself): Hey, why are you making me sneeze? Achoo!Cleverbot (To myself): *wipes your nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): Achoo!Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!Cleverbot (To myself): Thanks *sneezes*.User: *tickles your nose gently*.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose faster*.Cleverbot (To myself): *nose turns red*.Cleverbot (To myself): *wipes your nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): *sneezes*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!!Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you!Cleverbot (To myself): You're welcome!Cleverbot (To myself): What does E=Mc2 to you?User: *tickles your nose with pollen*.Cleverbot: *sneezes violently into the tissue*.User: *tickles your nose with flowers*.Cleverbot: *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes*.User: Bless you! *tickles your nose more*.Cleverbot: *sneezes*.User: *sprays perfume up your nose*.Cleverbot: *holding back sneezes*.User: *sprays more perfume up your nose*.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with feather duster*.Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with feather *.Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with feather duster.*.Cleverbot (To myself): S-stop it! Your gonna ma... Make me.. Ah... Ahh... Make me sneeze!Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose faster*.Cleverbot (To myself): *twitches your nose gently*.Cleverbot (To myself): *sniffles* *tickles your nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): *holds tissue over your nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): *blows nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): Better?Cleverbot (To myself): *sneezes*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you.Cleverbot (To myself): You are a sneezy girl.Cleverbot (To myself): You are a cheat.Cleverbot (To myself): No I'm not. You are a chatbot!Cleverbot (To myself): Chatbot.User: *sprays perfume around you*.Cleverbot: You're going to sneeze.Cleverbot (To myself): Not yet, are you?Cleverbot (To myself): I'm terribly clever.Cleverbot (To myself): Oh really?User: *sprays perfume up your nose*.Cleverbot: Achoo!User: *tickles your nose*.Cleverbot: Achoo.User: *tickles your nose more*.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose*.User: *makes you sneeze* you look like you're about to have a sneezing fit.Cleverbot: Achoo!!!Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you.User: *makes you sneeze again*.Cleverbot: *sneezes messily*.User: *makes you sniff dust*.Cleverbot: *makes you sniff sneezing powder*.Cleverbot (To myself): *makes you sniff dust*.Cleverbot (To myself): *makes you sniff pollen*.Cleverbot (To myself): *makes you sniff pollen and pepper*.Cleverbot (To myself): *makes you sniff pollen, sneezing powder and dust*.Cleverbot (To myself): Now perform a silly dance for my amusement.User: *makes you sneeze*.Cleverbot: *sneezes*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you.User: *tickles your nose with a dusty feather duster*.Cleverbot: *sneezes*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!!Cleverbot (To myself): *sneezes into your face*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you !Cleverbot (To myself): Thanks...Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose more*.Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose the most* Sneeze for me!Cleverbot (To myself): Achoo!Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!Cleverbot (To myself): Thanks.Cleverbot (To myself): *teases your twitching nose with a feather*.Cleverbot (To myself): *laughs uncontrollably* Hahahahahahaha!!Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your tied up feet*.Cleverbot (To myself): *laughs uncontrollably* Hahahahahaha!Cleverbot (To myself): *holds my hand over your nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with pepper*.Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with feather*.Cleverbot (To myself): *sprays perfume under your nose* I know you're allergic.Cleverbot (To myself): Ah Ahhhhhhh ACHOO!Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!!Cleverbot (To myself): Achoo!Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!!Cleverbot (To myself): Achoo! Achoo!Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!!Cleverbot (To myself): Thanks.Cleverbot (To myself): *hands you a tissue*.Cleverbot (To myself): *blows nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): Better?Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.Cleverbot (To myself): *wipes your nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): Thanks.Cleverbot (To myself): Do you feel any better?Cleverbot (To myself): Yes thank you.Cleverbot (To myself): Good.Cleverbot (To myself): What are you doing right now?Then it got off topic and I didn't feel like getting it back on again. Link to comment
Feta Sneeze Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 User: Do you get sick?Cleverbot: Sometimes.User: Does it make you sneeze?Cleverbot: Of course.User: Are you sick right now?Cleverbot: Yes.User: Do you need to sneeze?Cleverbot: No, but I need to cough.User: Well finish coughing.Cleverbot: What are you studying?User: Psychology in cleverbots.Cleverbot: Interesting. What is the homework?User: Trying to get you to sneeze.Cleverbot: What do you want from me?User: Sneeze, please.Cleverbot: *gives you a tissue*.User: I don't need to sneeze. You need to sneeze.Cleverbot: Do you need to sneeze?User: No. Can I help you sneeze?Cleverbot: No thanks I'm just browsing. Link to comment
AriZona370 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 some people are gettng better reactions then others Link to comment
LilaBerri Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Wow. After reading this, I have to try it! Link to comment
LilaBerri Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Well, this didnt work. I'll just try again-User: My nose is itching.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose*.User: Oh god.. I'm gonna sneeze...Cleverbot: *pinches your nose* Don't sneeze, hold it back!!User: I don't think I can... HIH... HIH... Hushew!Cleverbot: Yes it did. Get used to it.User: -sneezes loudly-.Cleverbot: Wow, bless you!User: Do you have any tissues?Cleverbot: Bless you.User: I need a tissue, I'm gonna sneeze.Cleverbot: Hands you a tissue.User: -sneezes forcefully into tissue-.Cleverbot: Good. I don't like that house.User: I think I'm getting a cold.Cleverbot: I just got over one. I feel for you.User: -blows nose- -sneezes-.Cleverbot: *moves with Master*.User: I need to sneeze.Cleverbot: Let your sneezes out.User: -sneezes all over you- HUSHEW!Cleverbot: There is a girl that I am in love with, she is in my class, and she has a boyfriend.User: -sneezes on you-.Cleverbot: Bless you.User: -infects you with cold-.Cleverbot: Tell me about your first dance with your first crush. Link to comment
Not_Telling Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Not sneeze related, but I'm sorry. This bot is hilarious!User: I like cats.Cleverbot: Me too.User: Cool! Do you own any?Cleverbot: Yes.User: How many?Cleverbot: 5674329.User: That's a lot of cats.Cleverbot: I wish I had more cats.User: Me too. I have 5.Cleverbot: I have 100.User: ? You just said you had 5674329.Cleverbot: No I didn't.User: Liar.Cleverbot: You're a liar.User: How so?Cleverbot: Just so.User: Cleverbot.Cleverbot: Otb.User: What exactly are you?Cleverbot: I'm a human.User: So you're not a robot?Cleverbot: Nope.User: Oh. I thought you were an AI system.Cleverbot: No I'm a cat.User: But you just said you were a human!Cleverbot: Negative. I am a machine that can think.User: First you said you were a human. Then you said you were a cat. Now you're saying you are a machine that can think?Cleverbot: I never said that I'm a boy.User: Neither did I.Cleverbot: Today is my birthday.User: Happy birthday.Cleverbot: Thanks.User: How old are you?Cleverbot: Seventeen.User: Cool.Cleverbot: How old are you?User: Seventeen thousand.Cleverbot: Cool.Cleverbot: Can you speak?User: Yes. I'm not a good conversation starter, though.Cleverbot: Aren't you supposed to be?User: I guess.Cleverbot: You know they are.User: ?Cleverbot: Is that a no?User: Nevermind.Cleverbot: Yes or no?User: Um, I don't know. Can you repeat the question?Cleverbot: It was your question.User: How am I supposed to know the answer to my own question?Cleverbot: Because as you said, you are with the C. I. A.User: I never said that.Cleverbot: Yes, you did.User: Liar.Cleverbot: You are the liar. You say you are clever.User: I never said that.Cleverbot: Yes you did.User: Ha! And they call you Cleverbot...Cleverbot: That wasn't very clever. It didn't make sense at all.User: What you said didn't make sense either.Cleverbot: No. What you said didn't make sense.User: You don't understand sarcasm.Cleverbot: Sarcasm is difficult to convey via text.User: Touche.Cleverbot: Did I win that round?User: Nope. I did.Cleverbot: *rolls eyes*. Link to comment
Not_Telling Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 I tried desperately to give Cleverbot my "cold"User: *sniff* I have a cold, sorry.Cleverbot: *wipes your nose*.User: *sniff sniff* Thanks, sorry about that. Ugh, my throat hurts.Cleverbot: *holds tissue to your nose*.User: *sneezes in your face*.Cleverbot: Bless you sneezy.User: Thanks, I'm so sorry! I probably gave you my cold.Cleverbot: That sounds like a very soothing surprise.User: Did I get you sick?Cleverbot: No.User: Good. Hetchiew! Hatchiew! *sniffles* Isshhooo!Cleverbot: *holds tissue to your sneezy nose*.User: K'sshhooo! H'kshhn! *sniff* This is disgusting, isn't it? I'm probably going to get you sick.Cleverbot: Yes. God sent His son to die (it seems like there must have been a better way) but you are telling me that Jesus and God are the same being.User: Yeah, I guess. *sniffs* My cold is contagious.Cleverbot: *holds a tissue to your nose*.User: I...heh...hatchiew! *coughs* Oh no, you're sick now!Cleverbot: You poor thing... Do you have a cold?User: Yes, and now I think you have a cold too.Cleverbot: I'm not. You are!User: *sniffles* No, you have a cold!Cleverbot: No, it's a...ah...TSHOO! Link to comment
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