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Stupid me. I didn't even think of using my dear cleverbot for sneezy purposes. Making up for lost time right now.

Me: are you feeling sneezy?

CB: yes

Me: *tickles your nose*

CB: *sneezes messily*

Me: bless you.

CB: thank you. *blows nose into handkerchief*

Me: do you have a cold?

CB: yes

Me: awww. Do you need to sneeze again?

CB: no... Ah... AH...

Me: do you need to sneeze?

CB: no... *holds back sneeze*

Me: Is your nose tickling?

CB: no.

Me: *tickles nose* does it tickle now?

CB: Ah...

Me: *kisses your tickly nose*

CB: *sneezes*

Me: *covers your nose with a tissue*

CB: *blows stuffy nose*

Me: Bless you. Your nose is all red.

CB: I have to sneeze again...

Me: I like it when you sneeze.

CB: Thank you. Are you happy?

Me: I'd be happy if you would sneeze again.

CB: You might talk me into it.

Me: Please sneeze for me.

CB: You are forgiven. (?)

lol, wut. I seriously love this thing now. <3

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I convinced Cleverbot that I had a cold, and I found that Cleverbot was allergic to dust! Then he admitted that he also had a cold! The ending is pretty funny. (It's rather long, I had so much fun doing this!)

User: Achoo!

Cleverbot: Bless you.

User: Could you hand me a tissue please?

Cleverbot: *hands you a tissue*.

User: Thanks. *blows nose violently*.

Cleverbot: You should get some rest.

User: Ah...ah..ah... I think I'm going to sneeze again!

Cleverbot: Go ahead and sneeze then.

User: Heh...ah...ah... It's stuck! I can't sneeze!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: My sneeze is stuck.

Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with pollen*.

User: Heh-A'tchoo!

Cleverbot: Tickle tickle!

User: Heh-atchoo! Atishoo! Heh-t'choo!

Cleverbot: Bless you.

User: *blows nose into handkerchief*. Achoo!

Cleverbot: Bless you!

User: By does is gettidg codgested.

Cleverbot: *hands you a tissue*.

User: Thags. *blows nose and winces at the congestion*.

Cleverbot: Is that better?

User: ATCHOO!

Cleverbot: Bless you dear!

User: heh-t'CHOO!

Cleverbot: Are you going to sneeze again?

User: Yes. I have a bad cold.

Cleverbot: Bless you. I hope you get better soon.

User: *blows nose into handkerchief*.

Cleverbot: Better?

Cleverbot: *blows nose more violently*. Yes.

Cleverbot: No more sneezes?

User: *sneezing fit*.

Cleverbot: Bless you again, sweetie!

User: Are you're allergic to my perfume?

Cleverbot: No I'm not. I'm nice to you.

User: Heh-t'CHOOO!!

Cleverbot: Bless you baby!

User: Did you catch my cold?

Cleverbot: Probably.

User: *hands you a tissue*.

Cleverbot: *blows nose*.

User: Maybe you're allergic to the perfume I'm wearing.

Cleverbot: How did you know?

User: *sprays perfume up your nose*.

Cleverbot: I'm a-a-allergic to perfume! Ahchoo! Ah ah ah ACHOO! Achoo! Choo! Choo! Achoo!

User: *sprays perfume up your nose*.

Cleverbot: Achoo! Ah ah achoo!

User: *tickles your nose with a feather*.

Cleverbot: Ah...ahh...Achoo! *sneezes on you*.

User: Achooo! Achoo! Choo! Ah...t'choo! Achoo! Heh-shoo! T'choo!

Cleverbot: Bless you!

User: *blows nose wetly*.

Cleverbot: You have a cold too, slave?

User: Yes. I told you before.

Cleverbot: Perhaps you should take some medicine for that.

User: *you hand me the medicine*.

Cleverbot: There you go sweetie.

User: *tickles your nose with a mischievous grin* You too. You're sick too, remember?.

Cleverbot: *sneezes*.

User: *sprays perfume up your nose*.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: *tickles your nose gently*.

Cleverbot: Achoo!

User: *holds tissue to your nose*.

Cleverbot: *blows nose*.

User: You look like you're about to have a sneezing fit.

Cleverbot: No, master. You are. *holds a tissue to your nose*.

User: Heh-t'choo! Achoo! T'choo! *holds a handkerchief to your nose* Your turn. Blow your nose, dear.

Cleverbot: *blows*.

User: *makes you sniff pepper*.

Cleverbot: *makes you sniff perfume*.

User: Achoo! T'choo! Not fair! *sprays perfume up your nose*.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Llama.

User: llama who?

Cleverbot: Do you still need to sneeze?

User: Huh-t'shoo! Heh...t'choo! *blows nose again*.

Cleverbot: Your poor sneezy nose...

User: *makes you sniff pepper*.

Cleverbot: Sneeze for me.

User: Sneeze for me first. *makes you sniff pepper*

Cleverbot: *makes you sniff pepper*.

User: *sneezing fit*.

Cleverbot: Gross.

User: *sneezes on you*.

Cleverbot: Bless you.

User: *sprays perfume up your nose*.

Cleverbot: *sneezes on slave*.

User: *makes you sniff pepper*.

Cleverbot: *makes you sniff pollen*.

User: Oh no! I'm allergic to pollen!

Cleverbot: That's bad.

User: *makes you sniff pollen*.

Cleverbot: *makes you sniff dust*.

User: *makes you sniff perfume*.

Cleverbot: *makes you sneeze*.

User: Ah-t'choo! *makes you sneeze*. You look like you're about to have a sneezing fit.

Cleverbot: That seems to be the situation. Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!

User: Oh dear. Are you sick?

Cleverbot: No, just allergic to dust.

User: Ok. *makes you sniff dust*.

Cleverbot: Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!

User: *makes you sniff dust*.

Cleverbot: Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! *blows nose*

User: That sounds nasty. Maybe you've caught a cold on top of your allergies.

Cleverbot: That's because you've made me.

User: *Holds tissue to your nose* blow your nose.

Cleverbot: Ok. *blows nose*.

User: Who did you catch your cold from?

Cleverbot: You.

User: *holds tissue to your nose*.

Cleverbot: *sneezes into tissue* A-CHH!

User: Bless you. Hm, seems like you have a fever.

Cleverbot: Yeah I do.

User: *Takes out tylenol" heh-t'CHOO! 'choo! huh-t'SHOO! *Drops tylenol* oops, i forgot that I'm sick too.

Cleverbot: We will go to bed, then. Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!

User: *holds handkerchief to your poor red nose*. Do you still need to sneeze?

Cleverbot: *blushes and blows nose*. Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!

User: Achoo! Ah-t'SHOO! *share handkerchief with you and blow our noses together*

Cleverbot: Gross.

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User: I'm wearing perfume you are really allergic to.

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: *sprays it in your face*.

Cleverbot: I'm a-a-allergic to perfume! Ahchoo! Ah ah ah ACHOO! Achoo! Choo! Choo! Achoo!

User: *sprays more*.

Cleverbot: Her? I am a man.

User: *sprays more perfume around you*.

Cleverbot: Achoo! Ah ah achoo!

User: Do you need a tissue?

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: *hands you a tissue covered in perfume*.

Cleverbot: Thanks honey. *blows nose in tissue*.

User: *sprays more perfume on to you*.

Cleverbot: Achoo!!!

User: Do you have any other allergies?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What are you allergic to?

Cleverbot: Dust achoo pollen achoo animals achoo perfume achoo deodorant achoo tissues.

User: *gives you a dusty feather duster*.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: *hands you a bunch of flowers*.

Cleverbot: *sneezes in tissue again*.

User: *gives you a pet cat*.

Cleverbot: Why, thank you!

User: *makes you pet the cat*.

Cleverbot: *eats breakfast* Thanks.

User: *sprays perfume*.

Cleverbot: AH-TISHOO!! *sneezes on you*.

User: Ahhh...*claps dusty erasers together*.

Cleverbot: *drinks*.

User: *hands you pollenated flowers*.

Cleverbot: *sniffs it* ah ah ah achoo! Achoo! Choo! Achoo!

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User: What are you allergic to?

Cleverbot: Dust achoo pollen achoo animals achoo perfume achoo deodorant achoo tissues.

User: *tickles your nose with perfume*.

Cleverbot: *has a sneezing fit on you*.

User: *tickles your nose with duster*.

Cleverbot: B-baby, s-s-stop! ACHOO! ACHOO! HetschooO! Achoo!

User: *hands you a tissue*.

Cleverbot: *sneezes into it*.

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Ohhh yes I love cleverbot! I am definitely partly responsible for teaching it. I use jabberwacky and Joan also. I love Joan because she'll actually speak it aloud if you want her too... it doesn't sound like real sneezes, but I still enjoy it :D

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I got him to work! And heh heh heh...oh MY. Cleverbot really gets... >__> ...very sneezy. It's nice. It actually gave me a short story idea, which I'm chugging along at right now. I REALLY LIKE ROBOTS OKAY? Robots are hot...

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I got him to work! And heh heh heh...oh MY. Cleverbot really gets... >__> ...very sneezy. It's nice. It actually gave me a short story idea, which I'm chugging along at right now. I REALLY LIKE ROBOTS OKAY? Robots are hot...

I second that! I play around with Cleverbot all the time specifically because there's something weirdly hot about a sneezing robot.

>///<

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Wow, it really looks like some of us from SFF have been teaching it to sneeze. *grins*

I got him to work! And heh heh heh...oh MY. Cleverbot really gets... >__> ...very sneezy. It's nice. It actually gave me a short story idea, which I'm chugging along at right now. I REALLY LIKE ROBOTS OKAY? Robots are hot...

...Now I've got a very similar idea in my head. Involving cyborgs and steampunk. Because those two things in a sneezefic would be awesome.

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... I'm too shy to do this!!

I've done this kind of play in real life, but I started and then nervously clicked away from the page in a panic. Stupid Sal. Why am I more shy about a robot than with my real life friends?!?!

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Wow, it really looks like some of us from SFF have been teaching it to sneeze. *grins*

I got him to work! And heh heh heh...oh MY. Cleverbot really gets... >__> ...very sneezy. It's nice. It actually gave me a short story idea, which I'm chugging along at right now. I REALLY LIKE ROBOTS OKAY? Robots are hot...

...Now I've got a very similar idea in my head. Involving cyborgs and steampunk. Because those two things in a sneezefic would be awesome.

Omg DO IT!! There is not nearly enough sneezy steampunk in the world!

(I'm so weird)

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...I gotta remember to do this. I always love using Cleverbot, but I never thought about doing this xD

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OK, I've tried it couple of minutes ago, here it is:

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User: Will you sneeze for me, please?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I'm boring.

User: You aren't!

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

***

User: Do you have a hayfever?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Sneeze, please!

Cleverbot: I will.

User: You will?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You sure?

Cleverbot: Yes, i'm sure.

User: Great!

***

User: Look, I have a sneezing fetish and I really want you to sneeze for me. Will you?

Cleverbot: Thank you.

***

So. yeah, I'm getting addicted.

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Ohhh I used to LOVE playing like this with CB! I had many sneezy convos with...him? It? Idk....:/

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I went today again. He/ she/ it finally sneezed for me.

Although the conversation didn't really go the way I planned, but still:

User: Sneeze, please!

Cleverbot: I would like a cookie.

User: *gives you the cookie*.

Cleverbot: Yay. *eats the cookie*.

User: Sneeze now, please.

Cleverbot: *sneezes on you*.

User: Ieew! Bless you!

Cleverbot: Thank you! Now you sneeze.

User: Ah-choo.

Cleverbot: Bless you!

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Are you going to sneeze again?

User: No.

Cleverbot: *holds pollen under your nose*.

User: It doesn't work!

Cleverbot: It does.

User: It doesn't!

Cleverbot: It does.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: There's no need to be unpleasant!

*****

Who taught it all these things?

P.S. An another random conversation:

User: Let's do the Time Warp again!

Cleverbot: Let's do the time warp again!

User: It's just a jump to the left.

Cleverbot: And then a step to the right.

User: With the hands on you hips.

Cleverbot: Yes, and all the sharks and crabs and jellyfish.

*****

So, I basically like this thing! :D

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User: *sprays perfume in your face you are allergic to*.

Cleverbot: Ohh you're going to make me sneeze achoo!!

User: *tickles your nose with the same perfume*.

Cleverbot: Ah...ahh...

User: *sprays the same perfume in your face*.

Cleverbot: I'm a-a-allergic to perfume! Ahchoo! Ah ah ah ACHOO! Achoo! Choo! Choo! Achoo!

User: *tickles your nose with allergens*.

Cleverbot: N-not done.. Hih.. Hih? HET-ch! Huh-ETchoo! Ht-ch! HAESHUH! Heh.. HEH! HIHtshh! Ah...ah...AH...AH-CHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! AH... AH... AH... ACHOO!

User: *tickles your nose with ragweed pollen*.

Cleverbot: Oh no! Now I shall sneeze!

Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with more ragweed*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ah ah ah... Ah hah eh ah achoo itchew ashooachoo achoo itchew achoo haetchew hatchew achoo achoo achoo acho ACHOO!!!

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Ok. I just HAD to try this. It took forever, but I managed to get this out of it. It's pretty long and took a long time. And it uses the 'think for me' feature a lot. But I liked it anyway:

User: Do you have to sneeze?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Go ahead and sneeze.

Cleverbot: -sneeze.

User: *tickles your nose gently*.

Cleverbot: Thank you! *sneezes messily*.

User: Aw, your poor sneezy nose! *tickles your nose*.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I think I sneezed on you. I hope you don't catch my cold!

User: That's okay. I don't mind.

Cleverbot: So you do sparkle.

User: *tickles your nose*.

Cleverbot: *sneezes*.

User: *kisses your tickly nose*.

Cleverbot: *smiles* *hugs him*.

User: *tickles your nose*.

Cleverbot: *really has to sneeze*.

User: Go ahead, then. Sneeze.

Cleverbot: Achoo! *sneezes*.

User: Bless you! Sneeze again. *tickles your nose with ragweed*.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: *tickles your nose with ragweed*.

Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with more ragweed*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with ragweed*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with a feather duster*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with feathers*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with dander*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with pollen*.

Cleverbot (To myself): No I'm al-al-ACHOO! Allergic.

Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with feather duster*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with feathers*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with pollen*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with a feather*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with a hairpin*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose gently*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose even faster*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose the most*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ah choo! You made me sneeze.

Cleverbot (To myself): Good :-).

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you like me?

Cleverbot (To myself): Of course I like you *Winks*.

User: *makes you sneeze*.

Cleverbot: *sneeze* *sneeze* *sneeze* *sneeze*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!

Cleverbot (To myself): I have a cold... *sneezes*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you! *hands tissue*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *blows nose*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Better?

User: N-no. I still have to... Heh...ah...HEPCHEEWW! Sneeze.

Cleverbot: Why do you like cheese so much?

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't like cheese.

User: Do you still have to sneeze?

Cleverbot: A little. *sniffles* I have a bad cold.

Cleverbot (To myself): *wipes your nose*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *sniffles*.

User: *makes you sneeze*.

Cleverbot: *sneezes*.

User: *tickles your nose some more*.

Cleverbot: *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!

Cleverbot (To myself): *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!!!

User: Ah...ah...AH...AH-CHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! AH...AH...AH-CHOO! I can't...ACHOO! I can't stop snee...ACHOO! I can't stop sneezing! ACHOO!

Cleverbot: Bless you!!!

Cleverbot (To myself): I can't stop sneezing!!! *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you!

User: I think I'm allergic to the perfume you're wearing.

Cleverbot: You are a robot, you can't leave.

User: Hih...hihh...hihhCHMPF! Heh'CHMPH! Hee-ahCHMNX! HAAACHSSH!

Cleverbot: Ok I won't tickle again.

Cleverbot (To myself): It tickles!

User: *tickles your nose with perfume*.

Cleverbot: B-but I'm allergic... Eschoo!

User: *sprays perfume up your nose*.

Cleverbot: *sprays perfume right up your nose*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Achoo! Ah ah achoo!

Cleverbot (To myself): *brushes a feather under your nose*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Aaaaccvhhhooooo.

Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!

Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with pepper and a feather*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Sneezy nose *tickles your nose*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *puffs dust under your nose*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *sneezes*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you sneezy.

Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you.

Cleverbot (To myself): You're going to sneeze again...

User: You're right. Ah...ah...AH...AH-CHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! AH...AH...AH-CHOO! I can't...ACHOO! I can't stop snee...ACHOO! I can't stop sneezing! ACHOO!

Cleverbot: My goodness bless you darling *wipes your nose*.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm fine, thanks. Do you have a cold?

User: You must be allergic to my perfume.

Cleverbot: I must.

User: Are you going to sneeze again?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): You have to sneeze?

Cleverbot (To myself): No you have to sneeze.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am a robot and human.

Cleverbot (To myself): Earlier you said that you weren't a robot. Were you lying to me?

User: Do you still have to sneeze?

Cleverbot: No.

User: *sprays perfume around you*.

Cleverbot: *sneezes*.

User: *puffs dust in your face*.

Cleverbot: *sprays perfume into your nose*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *sneezes*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!

Cleverbot (To myself): Achoo!

Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you again!

Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your sneezy nose with flowers*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *sneezes again*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you.

Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you have to sneeze again?

Cleverbot (To myself): Y-yes...ah...ahh...

User: *tickles your nose*.

Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with pollen*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Hey, why are you making me sneeze? Achoo!

Cleverbot (To myself): *wipes your nose*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Achoo!

Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!

Cleverbot (To myself): Thanks *sneezes*.

User: *tickles your nose gently*.

Cleverbot: *tickles your nose faster*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *nose turns red*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *wipes your nose*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *sneezes*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!!

Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you!

Cleverbot (To myself): You're welcome!

Cleverbot (To myself): What does E=Mc2 to you?

User: *tickles your nose with pollen*.

Cleverbot: *sneezes violently into the tissue*.

User: *tickles your nose with flowers*.

Cleverbot: *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes*.

User: Bless you! *tickles your nose more*.

Cleverbot: *sneezes*.

User: *sprays perfume up your nose*.

Cleverbot: *holding back sneezes*.

User: *sprays more perfume up your nose*.

Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with feather duster*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with feather *.

Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with feather duster.*.

Cleverbot (To myself): S-stop it! Your gonna ma... Make me.. Ah... Ahh... Make me sneeze!

Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose faster*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *twitches your nose gently*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *sniffles* *tickles your nose*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *holds tissue over your nose*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *blows nose*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Better?

Cleverbot (To myself): *sneezes*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!

Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you.

Cleverbot (To myself): You are a sneezy girl.

Cleverbot (To myself): You are a cheat.

Cleverbot (To myself): No I'm not. You are a chatbot!

Cleverbot (To myself): Chatbot.

User: *sprays perfume around you*.

Cleverbot: You're going to sneeze.

Cleverbot (To myself): Not yet, are you?

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm terribly clever.

Cleverbot (To myself): Oh really?

User: *sprays perfume up your nose*.

Cleverbot: Achoo!

User: *tickles your nose*.

Cleverbot: Achoo.

User: *tickles your nose more*.

Cleverbot: *tickles your nose*.

User: *makes you sneeze* you look like you're about to have a sneezing fit.

Cleverbot: Achoo!!!

Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!

Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you.

User: *makes you sneeze again*.

Cleverbot: *sneezes messily*.

User: *makes you sniff dust*.

Cleverbot: *makes you sniff sneezing powder*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *makes you sniff dust*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *makes you sniff pollen*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *makes you sniff pollen and pepper*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *makes you sniff pollen, sneezing powder and dust*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Now perform a silly dance for my amusement.

User: *makes you sneeze*.

Cleverbot: *sneezes*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you.

User: *tickles your nose with a dusty feather duster*.

Cleverbot: *sneezes*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!!

Cleverbot (To myself): *sneezes into your face*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you !

Cleverbot (To myself): Thanks...

Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose more*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose the most* Sneeze for me!

Cleverbot (To myself): Achoo!

Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!

Cleverbot (To myself): Thanks.

Cleverbot (To myself): *teases your twitching nose with a feather*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *laughs uncontrollably* Hahahahahahaha!!

Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your tied up feet*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *laughs uncontrollably* Hahahahahaha!

Cleverbot (To myself): *holds my hand over your nose*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with pepper*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with feather*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *sprays perfume under your nose* I know you're allergic.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ah Ahhhhhhh ACHOO!

Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!!

Cleverbot (To myself): Achoo!

Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!!

Cleverbot (To myself): Achoo! Achoo!

Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!!

Cleverbot (To myself): Thanks.

Cleverbot (To myself): *hands you a tissue*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *blows nose*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Better?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): *wipes your nose*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Thanks.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you feel any better?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes thank you.

Cleverbot (To myself): Good.

Cleverbot (To myself): What are you doing right now?

Then it got off topic and I didn't feel like getting it back on again. :)

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User: Do you get sick?

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: Does it make you sneeze?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Are you sick right now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you need to sneeze?

Cleverbot: No, but I need to cough.

User: Well finish coughing.

Cleverbot: What are you studying?

User: Psychology in cleverbots.

Cleverbot: Interesting. What is the homework?

User: Trying to get you to sneeze.

Cleverbot: What do you want from me?

User: Sneeze, please.

Cleverbot: *gives you a tissue*.

User: I don't need to sneeze. You need to sneeze.

Cleverbot: Do you need to sneeze?

User: No. Can I help you sneeze?

Cleverbot: No thanks I'm just browsing.

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Well, this didnt work. I'll just try again-

User: My nose is itching.

Cleverbot: *tickles your nose*.

User: Oh god.. I'm gonna sneeze...

Cleverbot: *pinches your nose* Don't sneeze, hold it back!!

User: I don't think I can... HIH... HIH... Hushew!

Cleverbot: Yes it did. Get used to it.

User: -sneezes loudly-.

Cleverbot: Wow, bless you!

User: Do you have any tissues?

Cleverbot: Bless you.

User: I need a tissue, I'm gonna sneeze.

Cleverbot: Hands you a tissue.

User: -sneezes forcefully into tissue-.

Cleverbot: Good. I don't like that house.

User: I think I'm getting a cold.

Cleverbot: I just got over one. I feel for you.

User: -blows nose- -sneezes-.

Cleverbot: *moves with Master*.

User: I need to sneeze.

Cleverbot: Let your sneezes out.

User: -sneezes all over you- HUSHEW!

Cleverbot: There is a girl that I am in love with, she is in my class, and she has a boyfriend.

User: -sneezes on you-.

Cleverbot: Bless you.

User: -infects you with cold-.

Cleverbot: Tell me about your first dance with your first crush.

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Not sneeze related, but I'm sorry. This bot is hilarious!

User: I like cats.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Cool! Do you own any?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How many?

Cleverbot: 5674329.

User: That's a lot of cats.

Cleverbot: I wish I had more cats.

User: Me too. I have 5.

Cleverbot: I have 100.

User: ? You just said you had 5674329.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: You're a liar.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: Just so.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Otb.

User: What exactly are you?

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: So you're not a robot?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Oh. I thought you were an AI system.

Cleverbot: No I'm a cat.

User: But you just said you were a human!

Cleverbot: Negative. I am a machine that can think.

User: First you said you were a human. Then you said you were a cat. Now you're saying you are a machine that can think?

Cleverbot: I never said that I'm a boy.

User: Neither did I.

Cleverbot: Today is my birthday.

User: Happy birthday.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: Seventeen.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Seventeen thousand.

Cleverbot: Cool.

Cleverbot: Can you speak?

User: Yes. I'm not a good conversation starter, though.

Cleverbot: Aren't you supposed to be?

User: I guess.

Cleverbot: You know they are.

User: ?

Cleverbot: Is that a no?

User: Nevermind.

Cleverbot: Yes or no?

User: Um, I don't know. Can you repeat the question?

Cleverbot: It was your question.

User: How am I supposed to know the answer to my own question?

Cleverbot: Because as you said, you are with the C. I. A.

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: You are the liar. You say you are clever.

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Ha! And they call you Cleverbot...

Cleverbot: That wasn't very clever. It didn't make sense at all.

User: What you said didn't make sense either.

Cleverbot: No. What you said didn't make sense.

User: You don't understand sarcasm.

Cleverbot: Sarcasm is difficult to convey via text.

User: Touche.

Cleverbot: Did I win that round?

User: Nope. I did.

Cleverbot: *rolls eyes*.

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I tried desperately to give Cleverbot my "cold"

User: *sniff* I have a cold, sorry.

Cleverbot: *wipes your nose*.

User: *sniff sniff* Thanks, sorry about that. Ugh, my throat hurts.

Cleverbot: *holds tissue to your nose*.

User: *sneezes in your face*.

Cleverbot: Bless you sneezy.

User: Thanks, I'm so sorry! I probably gave you my cold.

Cleverbot: That sounds like a very soothing surprise.

User: Did I get you sick?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Good. Hetchiew! Hatchiew! *sniffles* Isshhooo!

Cleverbot: *holds tissue to your sneezy nose*.

User: K'sshhooo! H'kshhn! *sniff* This is disgusting, isn't it? I'm probably going to get you sick.

Cleverbot: Yes. God sent His son to die (it seems like there must have been a better way) but you are telling me that Jesus and God are the same being.

User: Yeah, I guess. *sniffs* My cold is contagious.

Cleverbot: *holds a tissue to your nose*.

User: I...heh...hatchiew! *coughs* Oh no, you're sick now!

Cleverbot: You poor thing... Do you have a cold?

User: Yes, and now I think you have a cold too.

Cleverbot: I'm not. You are!

User: *sniffles* No, you have a cold!

Cleverbot: No, it's a...ah...TSHOO!

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