blowhonkblow Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 I just walked out of a meeting with a great obs and wanted to pass it along quickly. It had all the features I love. A bad cold, chapped nostrils,nasal voice, a stifled sneeze, a little box of kleenex in tow and a sexy blow. The whole ball 'o wax.I was sitting in the lobby readying myself for a presentation when the EA for my contact came out to greet me. Poor thing was hunkered down but good with a cold. My radar went into full DEFCON 1...and you all know what I mean, too. WOW...red nostrils, sniffling and 8 months pregnant. I engaged her with my classic rhetorical..."not feeling too well are you...is it allergies?" Incidentally, I love getting women to discuss their colds. So I always set up the question to get the optimum response. I don;t know why- something about the pitiful "I gotta code" makes me nuts. Anyhoo...she followed suit perfectly. "By fred was id towd this week...gave be her awful code". She pointed to her left nostril and added how she couldn't take anything because of her "cudditioud" and that all that worked was vapor rub "on by doze...but dowe I'm too chapped to do it- I'b just a bess". I went nuts and became a bit concerned.AT this point it occurred to me that she might sit in on the meeting and as I was leading the demonstration...I worried that I'd lose focus and screw the puppy with an important client. Needless to say, she sat in- and (the WORST) towing a little box of puffs with vicks. Another fetish-friendly feature…vapored tissues. JEEZ, I’m hosed big time- this is gonna take some serious focus that I can muster in all other aspects of life but NOT this one. Well, I was on fire…I just didn’t look at her. Just didn’t focus on her sdiffling or nose wiping. I just did my thing, spoke to the client clearly and gave no indication that the “FF” or the Fetish-Factor was in full bloom. Then it came…The look…the flared nostrils…the scrambling to pull a tissue from inside the box…the build-up…”oh byyyy goodnesssss…I have to sdeeze” and then BOOM…she grabs her nose with thumb and first finger and stifles LOUDLY (if that’s possible)into an awaiting vicks saturated tissue. She proceeded to let out a wonderful girgly blow saturating it with copious amount of wonderful cold-infested wetness. Then again…a sneeze…and another …in quick succession. Needless to say – I despite being dead center of the point being made- I beat the whole group to the BLESS YOU. Of course, I followed this with about a 3 sec pause, followed by a kramden-esque “Hummina Hummina Hummina”- Only to regain control and continued without incident. But boy was it close.When we closed and she walked me out. I told her that it was time to go home and asked her boss to let her leave “I mean look at that poor nose…and only 3 sneezes during the meeting, too” – Sorry, folks as I said…I love to engage cold sufferers. She looked embarrassed and followed with the final killer. “I dow…pretty good- last dight I was up sdeezing and blowig all dight- I can’t believe I got through the beetig”. We walked out…she pointed to her nostrils and said it was time for her to leave and me too. I was happy to help her in my own little way. WHAT AN OBS! For me that is Link to comment
blackrose Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 wow sick with a whopper of a cold AND heavily pregnant! talk abut sexy! i don't know why but even though i'm straight i find pregnant women sexy. Link to comment
sneezes Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 lovely obs thanks for sharing Link to comment
sneezytwilight Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Awww...poor lady!! *hugs* to her! Sneezy pregnant people get me as well. Link to comment
emerald Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Good lord...I'm not usually into cold sneezes, but DAMN.I'm so impressed you made it through the meeting. Link to comment
SneezyLaura Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Oh I LOVE sneezy, pregnant women ... *sighs happily* Beautiful observation. Thanks for sharing! Link to comment
LetMeBe Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 You have INTENSE self control! I would've started stuttering or something. Nice one! Link to comment
Vetinari Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 That is a delicious obs. Congratulations on keeping your cool! Link to comment
Anonymouse Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Wow, her lucky husband (if she has one)! Sneezing and blowing all night. And lucky you for getting to see those three! They sound so yummy. Link to comment
peachypeach Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 oh the poor dear. hope she's feeling better. Link to comment
sneezychick93 Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 Wow, Poor thing. I hear being pregnant and having a cold is awful! Great obs!!! Link to comment
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