sneezy guy friend

[peach2218]

SO, its been forever since I have posted. I've been on hiatus for a considerably long time, but thought I would jump in and just share this obs because it really is that good.

My friend A is stunningly beautiful and he has an absolutely AMAZING sneeze. It's simply perfect and one of the best I have seen in a long time (hence why I decided to share). He is 5'11, dark hair with gorgeous Twilighty hazel-golden-greenish eyes, goatee and a very athletic physique. He's a baseball player, mid-twenties, very in shape. He's really easy on they eyes.

Anyways, the first time I saw him sneeze, we were at a softball game (he was watching me play) and he was leaning back in the bleachers watching me when I heard this perfect "Hiitssschhew!!!" I flipped my attention his direction and caught the very tail end of the sneeze. I smiled at him and mouthed "bless you" to him with a shy smile on my face, before he looked up at the sun and sneezed again into the crook of his left arm as it brought his back up off the bench he was leaning against! PHOTIC, very!!! Although, this conversation didnt come up until later.

After the game, we went to the bar with the team and him and I were sitting pretty close because it was hard to hear with the music playing so loudly (think, I was within a foot from face to face) when he puts a hand up towards his face and tells me that he has to sneeze. I just kept my attention on him just as he put his right hand on my thigh in order to spin his bar stool off to the left to stifle into the crook of his left elbow this perfect "aahshnnghhht....Ahhgnnnxtt!!!!" I blessed him twice. He kind of bit the corner of his lip like he was debating if he was going to sneeze again, but he didnt. He sniffled and apologized before continuing talking. Feeling mildly ignored and I said "bless you" again to him expecting him to acknowledge me. He didn't. So, I had a few drinks in me and got ball-sy! I put both hands on his cheeks, cradling his face in my hands to make sure I had his full attention and said "BLESS YOU! You can say thank you!!!" He laughed and said "thank you" and smiled at me with the cutest, semi-embarassed smile ever!!! I just loved it! It was an absolute perfectly announced, executed, and up close double! I loved it!!! THis brought up the conversation of sneezing and I asked him about the sneezes at the game and he mentioned to me that the sun makes him sneeze (HELLO--I got that memo already!!!) He said that it happens all the time and he is the only one of his friends who can do it.

So, fast foward, to the other night. We were talking on the phone about a whole lot of nothing and I hear him announce that he has to sneeze. I'm going giddy just becuase he mentioned it and now has my full attention. Next thing I know, I hear "HiiiTsscchhhewww.......HHHAaatchheew.......Hhiiitschheww....Hhhiiittsshceeww!!!" FOUR??? What???? As I'm blessing him, I hear him take a deep breath and do it again! "Hhhiitschhhew...HHiiaatchhew.....hhhuuh....hhiiitschhew....HHIIschhhewww!! "bless you, bless you, bless you, bless you....are you okay???" was what I was able to spit out. He mentions to me that he was getting a cold and has been sneezing all day! He apologized and then I kept talking (secretly paying attention to his breathing and trying not to seem completely distracted or losing my thoughts) and hear him inhale hard and sneeze a beautiful triple "Hhheehhhh...hhiiitttschhew....hhhiieeetcheww.....hhiiiiaattchooo!" *I instantly started melting in my seat! Literally!!!* I joked that I was not blessing him anymore and he seemed so offended asking me "Why???!!!" in a stuffy, desperate voice. He said he was sorry and still wanted to talk to me if I didn't mind. IF HE ONLY KNEW :bleh: ahhhhh, such a good conversation!!!!

This went on for the entire duration of our conversation nearly an hour. Sniffling, nose blowing, giggling, and sneezes in sets of threes and fours. Powerful, desperate, perfectness. I was squirming it was absolute torture!!!

He's been a no fail sneezer for me. Everytime we hang out, I've been lucky to hear his bold, body bending sneezes and hes a multiple sneezer (which I love) and he no longer ignores me blessing him

Its been a while since posting, so don't be too harsh!!!! Hope you enjoyed...I know I did!!!!

[sneezelove]

great obs!! those sneezes on the phone sound absolutely amazing!!!

[Scion]

Mmmmmmmmm. That is one of the yummiest things I've ever read! Thanks so much for sharing!

[sillystarsmoons]

Oh myyyy, wow amazing observations; they sound like lovely sneezes. Thanks for sharing.

[peach2218]

@Sneezelove: the phone obs were torture! I was trying so hard to keep it together!

You're welcome gals. I really couldnt let these go to waste without sharing them! Im glad you enjoyed reading them! If I get anymore good obs (more than one or two) ill be certain to update!!

[SoWhasssup]

Oooooh baby! I'm gonna print this out and laminate it!!! Ehh that's going a tiny bit too far but I've seriously re-read this more times than I should fess up to. It's one of my favorite observations ever!! Thank you for writing it all out. That head-in-the-hands bless you is downright sexy stuff and I will steal that move and use it when an opportunity arises!!!

[LoraLee2]

thanks for sharing your fantastic obs!!

[Sneezles]

Wonderful obs thank you so much for sharing. Got to love a multiple sneezer and for someone who loves to bless people this is fantastic!

[Sneezyhugsandkisses]

Aww that's sooo hott and he sounds really sexy and I love how you described his sneezes

That is sooo hott and I am totally jealous now

[emerald]

OH MY GOD, just reading this has me melting in my seat. Thank you!

[elements]

wooowwzaaa!

[peach2218]

SO happy you all enjoyed the obs! We're gonna talk on the phone tonight! Heres to hoping for some good convo! I might bring up sneezy convo if the boy sneezes during our convi *crosses fingers* think positive thoughts for me!