SapphireSong Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Okay, this is my first shot at this... so I hope I do it right! I’m directing a play I wrote, and I’m good friends with the four cast members. The main character is played by an awesome 18-year-old guy, I’ll call him R. The story is a cute little comedy/drama, and the main theme/plot/whatever has nothing to do with anything even slightly fetishy. However, in the second half of the play the main character catches a cold and sneezes several times (hmm. No idea where that basically inconsequential subplot came from... *looks innocent*) So, I have had the distinct pleasure of teaching R how to fake a cold. XD He was already pretty good at fake sneezing... but over the course of time he has gotten much, MUCH better. Hehehe At first he was kinda half-hearted about it and would just do them really quietly. But over time he’s gotten more comfortable... and now he does them wonderfully. (I am, however, in a constant battle with him about the stuffy voice... he’s not very used to doing it so he keeps forgetting to. I think he might be shy about doing it but idk. ANYway, a couple rehearsals ago, he made me very very happy: he ended up doing both the voice AND some seriously epic sneezing. Normally, I can sort of phase out my fetish tendencies when i’m working on plays that have it in it... but this day... I just wanted to melt and die and hug him XDSo, here goes: R is of medium height, with dark eyes, curly brown hair, and glasses. He’s really cute lol AND, he has the sweetest personality, so this role is hilarious for him – he gets to be all angsty and full of attitude which is not what he is like in real life AT. ALL. ^^ Anywho, without further ado, the obs (i’m gonna write ‘em like they’re real, bc he’s THAT talented! XD) It was in the middle of the climax scene when it got gooood. ^^ His character was in the midst of a heated argument with the main female character, and in the meanwhile he’s got a bad cold. Sooo, after a bit, he screwed up his face and sneezed: uhCHUH!! into one hand. Then he rubbed his nose irritably, scowling. A little later, his friends have left bc they’re upset with him; he sat down on his bed all by himself, feeling bad about being such a jerk to them but not wanting to admit it... Again, he gets a really cute (realisticccc) pre-sneeze expression, and sneezes into his elbow. HuhTCCHUh! A little more forceful this time, very strong and honestly, not at ALL fake sounding... like I said, he was making me both proud of his efforts and.... full of *cough* other feelings besides that XD He put his arm down, and said his line. “Fidally. I thought they’d never leave.” (The hardest he’s ever tried with the stuffy talk; not perfect, and yet he seriously sounded sick when he said ‘finally’.. all stuffy and hoarse...! ^^) Following that, he delivered the next few lines in that perfectly sick-sounding voice … and for the last sneeze, he knit his eyebrows and took a really deep breath, lifting his right elbow in preparation. His nostrils flared, and he jerked his head into his elbow – huhCH’huh!! Then, he kept his face buried in his arm and moaned slightly, pulling his arm across his face slowly to rub his nose...mmmMmm! ^_^ yeah... never tried an obs before <.< but this one makes me happyyy ^^ although, it also is a bit maddening. I have seen him 'sneeze' millions of times in practice, and they’re realistic enough to excite me BUT I have known him for like FIVE YEARS and I have never seen him sneeze for real. Not once. I’m positively dying to compare his fake ones with his real ones, but as of yet I can’t!!!!!!! :S lol.... Link to comment
Skiffy Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Thank you for performing this service to society, well, sneeze fetish community. Now a young actor can go out into the world with the ability to sneeze convincingly on cue. That could be useful... Link to comment
Talon Winchester Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 Is the play already done? I want a videoooo! Is it on Youtube or anything? Or will it be? Link to comment
SapphireSong Posted April 14, 2011 Author Share Posted April 14, 2011 Is the play already done? I want a videoooo! Is it on Youtube or anything? Or will it be?Haha wellll i have a TON of video, trust me lol however... i kinda wanna protect my identity for now :/ it's actually a play i wrote for a theater company, not for my own personal enjoyment... so i don't wanna connect the play or people to this forum :S However, i am considering editing a bunch of JUST the sneeze clips together sometime in the future Link to comment
VoOs Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Is the play already done? I want a videoooo! Is it on Youtube or anything? Or will it be?Haha wellll i have a TON of video, trust me lol however... i kinda wanna protect my identity for now :/ it's actually a play i wrote for a theater company, not for my own personal enjoyment... so i don't wanna connect the play or people to this forum :S However, i am considering editing a bunch of JUST the sneeze clips together sometime in the future Oh god, if this is possible, please do. I'm such a sucker for sneezing in plays, it's not even funny. Especially not if they are as realistic-sounding as you discribe in this excellent observation. <3 Link to comment
SapphireSong Posted April 22, 2011 Author Share Posted April 22, 2011 Oh god, if this is possible, please do. I'm such a sucker for sneezing in plays, it's not even funny. Especially not if they are as realistic-sounding as you discribe in this excellent observation. <3You are? Yeaaa! XD I am too (obviously hehe.) And I've put it in pretty much every play I've ever written for one reason or another I'm working on the vid lol... I may post it somewhere sometime in the future when/if I get braver ^^ Link to comment
pirate_wench Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Oh god, if this is possible, please do. I'm such a sucker for sneezing in plays, it's not even funny. Especially not if they are as realistic-sounding as you discribe in this excellent observation. <3You are? Yeaaa! XD I am too (obviously hehe.) And I've put it in pretty much every play I've ever written for one reason or another I'm working on the vid lol... I may post it somewhere sometime in the future when/if I get braver ^^sounds gooooooooooood!!! Link to comment
zneeze Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 I'm not much into male sneezing, but I followed the link you left in my obs just out of curiosity Very nice indeed! Sounds like a blast. I've always wanted to write and direct a play, but would probably be too shy to add anything fetishy (although I've definitely thought about it... ). But now I think I'll reconsider, seeing how well it's worked for you! Link to comment
SapphireSong Posted May 3, 2011 Author Share Posted May 3, 2011 I'm not much into male sneezing, but I followed the link you left in my obs just out of curiosity Very nice indeed! Sounds like a blast. I've always wanted to write and direct a play, but would probably be too shy to add anything fetishy (although I've definitely thought about it... ). But now I think I'll reconsider, seeing how well it's worked for you! Yeah, I kinda figured u weren't, but I thought that this obs would explain where I was coming from. XD Lol it is sooo much fun! You should totally try it! Link to comment
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