First Obs - My ex-neighbour

[FreeFluShots]

So, in an attempt to be less shy about this particular kink of mine, I thought I'd share some obs. I used to live in this apartment complex where all the condos were really close together, and my bedroom window overlooked this one neighbour's backyard. He was this middle-aged, dark-haired guy I never really met, and I probably wouldn't have noticed him at all if it hadn't been for the fact that he had INCREDIBLE sneezes. They were these really loud, wet-sounding, masculine sneezes that sounded like "REH-SHAAH!", and he would seriously do them all the time. He used to come out on his back porch, which was practically right below my bedroom window, and smoke cigarettes, and just sneeze his head off. I'm talking fits of eight and ten sneezes at as time, and he didn't seem to care who heard him (though I doubt he knew I was listening, haha!).

Sometimes I'd hear him come out his back door, but more often I wouldn't know he was there until I heard "REHSHAAH! RESHAAhuh! REHSHAAH!" right outside the window. I always stopped to listen if I had the chance, that is, provided my roommates weren't bothering me and I had to pretend to ignore it, haha. Anyway, I remember this one time when he had a really nice, prolonged fit. It was late at night and I was lying in bed, but I couldn't fall asleep. I thought I heard his back door open, and sure enough, a moment later he started sneezing like crazy: these really forceful "RESHAAH!"s that sounded ridiculously loud in the stillness of the night. He did about seven or eight of these in a row, which didn't surprise me because that was normal for him... But he didn't stop there; he sneezed, and sneezed, and continued to sneeze! He must have sneezed at least 20 times before I heard him mutter, "Oh, god," then cough a bit... Then he sneezed maybe five more times before he finally seemed to calm down a bit and went back inside. They were really wet-sounding, but I never did hear him blow his nose, so I'm not sure.

Like I said, I didn't really know the guy, so I'm not sure if he had allergies or what. That's my guess though, because he seriously sneezed ALL the time. So much so that even my roommate noticed it and commented one time ("That guy is always sick!"). I never got to see his face during any of these attacks (I didn't want to look like a total creep staring out the window at him, haha) but I really enjoyed listening! Makes me wish he still lived across from me now.

I have some more obs about this same guy that I might post later, provided I don't get too shy and go back to being a hermit again.

[Scion]

OH, mmmmm. LOL! I like how he said "Oh god" after that extra long fit haha! Please do share more if you can!

[FreeFluShots]

OH, mmmmm. LOL! I like how he said "Oh god" after that extra long fit haha! Please do share more if you can!

Thanks droog! Heheh, I really liked that too. I have a couple other fond memories of that same guy actually - might have to post about them too.

[Lucian]

Oh that was particularly yummy! Long fits and loud sneezes. Who could ask for anything more. I would sure love to hear more too, if you don't mind. Heck, I'd love to have a neighbor like that!

Edited April 10, 2011 by Lucian

[Butch]

Butcherjones - NICE obs! thanks for sharing.

[Scion]

OH, mmmmm. LOL! I like how he said "Oh god" after that extra long fit haha! Please do share more if you can!

Thanks droog! Heheh, I really liked that too. I have a couple other fond memories of that same guy actually - might have to post about them too.

Oh, good! I look forward to more.

[BananaTree]

LOL how fun for you!

[Heathcliff]

Yes- that was certainly a good obs! Do keep posting, I'm sure your contributions will be very welcome

[ArenGoLucky]

great obs! can't wait to hear more stories!