Our Frustrations

[zneeze]

As an example to start you all off:

Girl: Ughhhh my allergies are so obnoxious. (*never sneezes, ever*)

List your minor sneeze-fetish-related frustrations in life here!

Edited April 29, 2011 by Vetinari

[Icee]

why doesn't anyone have any footage at all of kristen stewart sneezing?!?!?!?

[walrus]

Ben Barnes is always so sniffly in interviews. He has bad allergies. BUT WHY WONT HE SNEEZE?!?!?!

[Pilgrim]

Housemate appears:

"OMG, I was cleaning the house earlier and I just started sneezing so much that all I could do was sit down and sneeze for seriously like, three minutes straight. It was crazy."

LOL U MAD

[Chanel_no5]

Hayfever which only (or mostly) manifests itself as coughing. *sigh*

[Anonymouse]

Visiting my boyfriend this past weekend and having him tell me every time I went over "You should have been over here earlier, I was sneezing like crazy."

[Sneesee]

Visiting my boyfriend this past weekend and having him tell me every time I went over "You should have been over here earlier, I was sneezing like crazy."

YES! This! When someone knows about my fetish, and then they proceed to tell me how sneezy they were when I wasn't around, kind of makes me sad. Ya know?

Also, when I'm a little down, and could use some cute, sneezy people in my life, I mean, it just doesn't happen. It's not something we can control, so it gets frustrating when I'm dying for a good observation, and nothing is happening!!

[cheech]

ALL of my favorite celebrities not being generally sneezy ):<

[Sneezles]

Not having anyone to experiment with this fetish in real life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Skiffy]

Not having anyone to experiment with this fetish in real life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me neither. *mope*

[Natto]

That thing in anime where a character sneezes because someone is talking about them. It especially bugs me when they say they think it's because they're getting a cold. Okay, a) one sneeze =/= a cold, and STOP TEASING ME. I AM DYING TO SEE YOU WITH A COLD. STOP LYING TO ME YOU STUPID ANIME CHARACTER. GRARGH!

[NoV]

Not being able to make people sneeze at will! Don't lie - I know you are all in the same boat

[Sneesee]

Not being able to make people sneeze at will! Don't lie - I know you are all in the same boat

True that! I always wish I had magical sneeze powers. Everyone around would hate me after awhile. Ha ha ha!

[kilala]

My boyfriend does this thing where he will have a sneezing fit from something one time, but the next time he is exposed to that particular thing it does absolutely nothing to him. He told me one day how he used a new type of axe spray and when he sprayed it he sneezed like 12 times or something, so later I got it and sprayed it on and around him and he didn't even sneeze once. I threw it against the wall.

[Jamison Leigh]

How Jensen Ackles managed to avoid EVERY camera whenever he sneezed at that one con a couple months ago and there are people who TWEETED about him sneezing--I can't see it! AGHGHGHGH.

[VoOs]

I want more male contributers on Youtube. *greedygreedygreedy*

I also wish I knew more (read: any) hayfever-sufferers in real life. You know, hayfever-sufferers who aren't my father.

[coffeepot]

Family members sneezing/ commenting on your sneezes

[murphy dee]

I hate when a show I like has a "sick episode" and the character who's sick is either one of the girls or a character I don't like. Such a waaaaaaaste.

[Shay]

I think a really big frustration for me is when my SO is sneezing tons, but I can't enjoy it cause I'm feeling sick or stressed out. Just such a waste and wish there was a way to save his sneezes for later.

[Anonymouse]

I hate when a show I like has a "sick episode" and the character who's sick is either one of the girls or a character I don't like. Such a waaaaaaaste.

*ahem* Murderface...

[DaylightStarr]

The only multiple sneezer in my life is someone that I am so not attracted to and her sneezes are not even good to make up for the fact that I am not attracted to her...

[coldcure08]

I want more male contributers on Youtube. *greedygreedygreedy*

Amen VoOs!

My biggest frustration is that no matter which SO I have had... Every single time they get sick (typically with a sneezy cold) I am either without a car, at work, Having to go home due to previous obligations, or three hours away. (Bangs head on table) WHY? WHY? WHY?

[March Hare]

The fact that my man has had two episodes of MAD sneezy allergy and I've missed BOTH of them. Yaaaaaarrrr!

[zneeze]

I hate when a show I like has a "sick episode" and the character who's sick is either one of the girls or a character I don't like. Such a waaaaaaaste.

To build off this one, when a show has a character I like sick but without any sneezing

[vote_for_pedro]

I friggin HATE it when my other half has an amazing cold, and he gets me all worked up and ready to go.

But then he does that man thing where he's a big stupid baby, acts like he's gonna die, and just wants to go to sleep. *pulls hair out* It's maddening! Chew on a lozenge and indulge me for a few minutes, would ya??? Sheesh.