Anonymouse Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 I live with a bunch of guys at school, one of whom happens to be my ex-boyfriend, E. His sneezes are kind of... obnoxious and complex. Like there's so many syllables in them that you wouldn't expect to find in a sneeze.Our friend P was leaving to go to the bar and E was being a little baby about something. While he was in his room P grabbed a bottle of Axe and sprayed it all over where E was sitting, on his laptop and everything. P is such an a-hole but I love it (he has really nice sneezes too, and he's the only person I know in real-life who uses an handkerchief). Anyway, after P left E came out and said "Did he really just spray Axe all over my stuff?" but sat back down in his spot regardless.After a few minutes he jerked to his right (and thank God, because I was on his left) and sneezed a loud "HrsxsshIXSHIih!"I didn't acknowledge it because he knows about the fetish (pretty much everyone who was in the room at the time knows ). He kept sniffling and a few minutes later he turned away again with a second "HRRESH'PHFTTshih!"I'm hesitant to say that I like his sneezes because he's my ex. They are obnoxious and often make me jump out of my skin but I thought they were worth sharing, especially since they were cologne-induced. Link to comment
LetMeBe Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Umm...I happen to love those sneezes that have strange syllables in them! Nice obs! But wait...he knew about your fetish and didn't even acknowledge that you might be having a "moment"? hmmm...that was very sweet of him. Link to comment
Anonymouse Posted April 29, 2011 Author Share Posted April 29, 2011 Umm...I happen to love those sneezes that have strange syllables in them! Nice obs! But wait...he knew about your fetish and didn't even acknowledge that you might be having a "moment"? hmmm...that was very sweet of him.Not sweet, he was just trying to avoid getting his head bitten off. He used to tease me about it all the time but now he knows my current boyfriend and I will kick his ass if he makes a comment. We're really good friends though so I honestly don't mind it. Link to comment
Honkytonklagoon Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Those ARE complex sneezes. Link to comment
dragonko Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 Is he allergic to axe by any chance? Link to comment
BananaTree Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 My bf uses a hankerchief! I love colonge/perfume induced sneezes Link to comment
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