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Chanel_no5 Say what I like, like what I say

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A Facebook friend of mine, who's actually a member of the parliament, just posted this status:

"This has been the sniffliest day of my life".

Another friend posted this status:

"I've been sneezing so much today I think I'll end up sneezing my brains out. Damn pollen!"

They're both female, they're both attractive, and I certainly wish I was around either of them right now. :zippy:

Anyone else read a Facebook status with sneezy connections? :laugh:

(I was so sure a thread like this existed already, but I couldn't find any, so mods, feel free to merge them if you know something I don't. :heart: )

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ilovesneezing I would write 500 posts...

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All the time!!! I always think my friends are particularly bad for it, but it's probably normal LOL

I always feel reeeeeaaally weird, like I want to comment, but I really don't at the same time. If that makes any sense whatsoever!

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Chanel_no5 Say what I like, like what I say

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Haha, yes I know what you mean! :heart: If they're obviously suffering a lot, I just comment that I hope they'll get better (which I... not neccessarily mean every time), but otherwise I just don't bother commenting. A few of my FB friends know about my fetish, so if they see me comment on someone else's sneezy status, they might make a "funny" remark about that, and... yeah. :laugh:

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Honkytonklagoon Say what I like, like what I say

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I've never seen it. But I'm going to look out for it now!

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countless I would write 500 posts...

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My friends do write those things too: I feel like coming down with a cold, I need to blow my nose every minute, HATSJOE !!, ...

And yes, it makes me feel like a voyeur too ;-)

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TheCakeIsAlive Say what I like, like what I say

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Yes, I've seen a couple of those too lately. *sneeze mode: on* I think was one of them. And something very similar to what countless used as an example above... I just ignore them entirely.... and check whether I'm really not on the Forum. :lol: Tend to do that when people start writing about on-topicness somewhere else. :lol: "Wait... am I on the Forum?" *looks* "No... why are these people writing fetishy stuff? Oh, nevermind..." *moves on*

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Sneezles ...and I would write 500 more!

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I love seeing statuses like this - one of my female friend's today was:

(Name) can't stop sneezing, must have sneezed like a million times today already and it's only 11am..... wait gonna sneeze again!!!

:boom: I NEARLY DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like trying to draw them into conversation about it and usually say something like, "awwww are you sick?" or i'll comment and say, "Bless you!"

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PaperThings I would write 500 posts...

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Oh, I see these all the time, but they're nearly always from girls (which, for me anyway, is not so appealing). Once my friend posted "Just sneezed sixty times in a row. Not normal?" and I posted asking if she was okay, but otherwise I haven't felt comfortable.

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Nicole Say what I like, like what I say

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Well...if a non-fetish friend of mine posts such a status, I immediately hide it. :boom: Truth is, the thought of getting excited by it skeeves me out so much that I just ignore it. And it's funny, but it's almost something that gives me quite a negative reaction now. So strange.

I have occasionally posted by own sneezy statuses, but I ONLY make those visible to my fetish friends. :omg: Again...I'd like to share the wealth, but not with non-fetish people. That's akin to sneezing in public for me, which is hideously embarrassing.

Now if my fetish friends posted sneezy statuses, I'd be all over that shit like white on rice. B)

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zneeze Say what I like, like what I say

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Anyone else read a Facebook status with sneezy connections? B)

Often. 'Tis nice :boom: I used to try to start conversations within them, but seeing that I don't talk to 80% of my FB friends I'm much more selective about that now :laugh:

Search sneeze, sneezed, sneezes and/or sneezing at the top bar and on the side click on 'Posts by Friends.' I used to scroll down and read every single status and post, but this works better :omg::laugh:

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Chanel_no5 Say what I like, like what I say

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Ah... today the FB friend in the parliament posted this status:

"My face is leaking... no I'm not crying. I'm just sniffly".

I want to ask if it's allergies, but I don't have the guts. :(

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Honkytonklagoon Say what I like, like what I say

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(Name) can't stop sneezing, must have sneezed like a million times today already and it's only 11am..... wait gonna sneeze again!!!

^_^ I NEARLY DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At first I thought she was writing about you. :laugh:

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Sneezles ...and I would write 500 more!

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(Name) can't stop sneezing, must have sneezed like a million times today already and it's only 11am..... wait gonna sneeze again!!!

^_^ I NEARLY DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At first I thought she was writing about you. :laugh:

:lol:

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Mountain Sneezer Centurion

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Yes and I hate it because I want to comment and say something but I don't because I just get that weird feeling in my stomach.

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Chanel_no5 Say what I like, like what I say

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Oooh, this was a good one:

"Something new has started to bloom in the nature - I've been sneezing constantly for two days now, unrestrained and violent, anywhere, everywhere, all the time".

:D

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VoOs Say what I like, like what I say

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"Cursed allergies! It's the one thing that would seriously lower my survival chances in a post-apocalyptic world. FML"

Ahh. I know what this man's sneezes sound like, and gawd, do I wish I was there to hear them... *siiiigh*

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Chanel_no5 Say what I like, like what I say

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Pretty female friend whom I don't see very often posted this today:

"Something is blooming that my nose doesn't agree with. I'm so tired of sneezing now!".

Yeah well, I'm not. ;)

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Dawnie Say what I like, like what I say

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I have occasionally posted by own sneezy statuses, but I ONLY make those visible to my fetish friends. :cheers: Again...I'd like to share the wealth, but not with non-fetish people. That's akin to sneezing in public for me, which is hideously embarrassing.

Now if my fetish friends posted sneezy statuses, I'd be all over that shit like white on rice. :bday:

You can do this?? You can make certain statuses visible to only certain people? I had no idea. :rolleyes:

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A friend of mine recently posted a status about having "man-flu". Thing is, I'm ridiculously attracted to him... and totally into colds... argh

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i've never had a facebook status experience but i've had a tumblr.

someone i follow said:

'if i sneeze again my head's going to fall off.'

...mmm. i'm now going to continue to observe her.

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