Art request/trade offer

[FreeFluShots]

If anybody feels like doing a request, or wants to do a trade with me, I'd love to see some art of Gordon Freeman from Half-Life sneezing! What can I say, I have a soft spot for quiet redheads with glasses... If anybody feels like doing a random request I'd really appreciate it, or if you want something in return just drop me a line and we can trade.

[Blah!?]

I'm not into male sneezing at all, but this is an interesting thing to think about. As long as we've known him, Gordon Freeman has never made a sound (other than a quick gasp when he gets burned). He never, ever talks, but talking is a voluntary action. I wonder if he's still subject to involuntary actions.

Also, I thought he had brown hair?

Anyway, I don't think I'd be able to write something like this, but if anyone else does, I may have to read it. It'll be interesting to see how a character with no voice sneezes.

[FreeFluShots]

I'm not into male sneezing at all, but this is an interesting thing to think about. As long as we've known him, Gordon Freeman has never made a sound (other than a quick gasp when he gets burned). He never, ever talks, but talking is a voluntary action. I wonder if he's still subject to involuntary actions.

Also, I thought he had brown hair?

Anyway, I don't think I'd be able to write something like this, but if anyone else does, I may have to read it. It'll be interesting to see how a character with no voice sneezes.

It's more brown than a true red, but def. still what I would consider red, anyway. But yeah, that's why I thought it'd be interesting for him to sneeze. I mean, everybody's gotta sneeze sometimes, right? I'd do it myself but, since we never hear his voice, I'm drawing a blank as to how he would sneeze... And also, I kind of fail at drawing him.