Jack Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 So my mother has a little accident on the kitchen and she wanted me for put an ointment on her face cause she has her skin a little irritated. She was laid on a sofa So I begin with the ointment and I saw that the "irritation zone" (i dont know how to spell it) reached her huge nose to. Knowing how sensitive her nose is to touching, I begin to make a little more pressure on the side of her long nose while applying the ointment. She sniffed, her large nostrils flared and said: "Be careful or I may sneeze ! " I keep slowly aplying the ointment and keeping the presure and the movements on her nose. Finally I set her into a build up. Her nostrils flared again, she made two hitching breaths and then, taking a big breath in, she did it:AAAAATSSSCHHHHOOO. She let out one of her enoumous sneezes, jerking forward and spraying my hand. I was close to her so the sound was deafening for me. Then with a preesneeze expresion she sat down and let out another two gigantic HEEEAAACHOOSS bending over, lifting her legs and sending a great spray to the floor and the sofa in both of them. I bless her she blow her nose and I aply her the rest of th ointment (causin her to sneeze again the same way this time without intention).Hope you like it ! Link to comment
Buford Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Mother of G... I mean Jack.You're right, amazing it was. Thanks for sharing, Jack. Link to comment
Demosthenes Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 That is one notable story! Link to comment
MystermanX Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 wow...okay..that was like ummmm..yeah..wow:)....Thanks... Link to comment
Sternuto Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 I enjoyed that very much! Thanks for sharing. Link to comment
Sneeze999 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 That sounded amazing! This had an almost....story-like quality to it, thanks for sharing. Link to comment
shy guy Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Wow, this obs works on so many levels it's hard to know where to begin, but let me just say amazing! Link to comment
Jack Posted June 14, 2012 Author Share Posted June 14, 2012 jeje glad you liked it. believe me, its wonderful to live with such a powerful sneezer (i dont care if she is my mother). And now she has developed allergic rhinitis, so she use to wake me in the morning with sneezing fits sometimes Link to comment
ThePokeFan599 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 She sniffed, and said: "Be careful or I may sneeze ! "I wish I was there to witness this event. When she told to be careful or I may sneeze, you probably told her yes mom, but in your head you were saying "that's exactly what I want you to do." Masterful! Link to comment
Hankysneeze Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 I love the fact your mum has huge sneezes, but i couldnt handle that if it was my mum, your a better man than me! Link to comment
blowhonkblow Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Jeez I love your post, Jack. I too had a mother with a large nose, big sneeze and a lovely honking blow. Though I could never tell it quite like you do. Tell me, my friend...can you describe your recollection of her best head cold? Does she blow? Honk? Can you remember a particularly red nose at one point or another. Nasality? Would love to read of such things. BHB Link to comment
Mr Sneezy Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Good god man. Your material is hot. Never move out of home. Link to comment
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