March Hare Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Yesterday I was at work, a slowish day, and I was alone in the shop when a woman came to my counter with her son. She nudged him to order his own drink, and turned aside to sneeze an urgent, breathy, wet-ish "Heeisshh!" I wasn't looking at her, partly because she was not what I find attractive (short, squat, late thirties/early forties and lots of make-up on a wrinkly dark face, but she did have gorgeous black hair) and partly because I was concentrating on getting the boy his fruit shake. But then she sneezed again. And again. And again. I swear, in the time it took me to pour the drink and add the lid and straw and to wait for her to find her debit card, she must have sneezed at least eight times, all roughly the same sound. I think they were from allergies rather than a cold, as she didn't seem to have any other symptoms. I refrained from making any sort of comment, as she appeared annoyed, so I did not even bless her. But I did sort of appreciate it, because it's not every day you see a huge drawn-out attack of the sneezes. Link to comment
Anonymouse Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Oh those sound lovely. Too bad she wasn't that attractive herself, but her sneezes sound amazing. And eight?! I probably would have spilled that drink everywhere. Link to comment
NoV Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 I always find that quantity of sneezes can go a long way for compensating for looks Maybe its just me Link to comment
TheCakeIsAlive Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Ooh, that sounds liked a rather pleasant shift. Sorry you didn't find the woman particularly attractive but uhm.. gosh, that sounds like a lovely fit. Thanks for sharing this lovely observation. Link to comment
foreverajerseygirl Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 OMG...that sounds delicious!!!!!! Link to comment
Leopold Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 I always find that quantity of sneezes can go a long way for compensating for looks Maybe its just me Not just you. This is super valid. Haha Link to comment
March Hare Posted June 25, 2011 Author Share Posted June 25, 2011 I always find that quantity of sneezes can go a long way for compensating for looks Maybe its just me Definitely not just you... you're absolutely spot on Fits are ALWAYS worth noticing! Link to comment
chalkdust Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 That is always the problem. Nice sneezes but from someone you dont find attractive. Ruins it a bit for me at least. Link to comment
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