VoOs Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 So spring came and went around here, and I barely got to see or hear anything exciting on the observation front. I must admit, I was more than a little disappointed in my beloved pollen season. Until this morning, when one of my young male coworkers decided to show up to work while suffering from the most dreadful hayfever I've seen in...I can't remember how long. It was nothing short of glorious.The boy in question is very tall and lanky, with long limbs and fingers, messy blond hair, grey eyes and a straight, slightly up-turned nose. He is eighteen (orseventeenI'mnotreallysure ), and very sweet and gentle with both children and the elderly (We've worked at the same places both in childcare and in eldercare). As soon as he arrived to work today, he greeted me by stifling a soft “H'ngh!” into his fist, and then proceeded to sniffle his way through the entire working day. Never complaining, just visibly (and, above all, audibly) very miserable, constantly sniffling and blowing his nose, his eyes all red-rimmed and watery and his nose an almost painful pink. I was so distracted it wasn't even funny. I'm pretty sure I even gave an involuntary, lustful whimper once, when he was blowing his nose while standing right behind me, this really long, congested, gurgling noseblow that didn't seem to give him any relief whatsoever. I am so discreet. He sneezed thrice more that day so I could hear him. I was walking through a short corridor to get to the kitchen when I heard him just around the corner, sneezing a rather wet-sounding “H'tSSCHhh!” A second later, when I rounded said corner, I found myself face to face with him and his absolutely helpless pre-sneeze expression, followed by another spraying “Heh'tsSSHHh!” and then a third sneeze, which I didn't see, since I had walked passed him rather quickly to hide the fact that I wanted to rub up against him right there on the spot. Damn, the boy was just so allergic. He made me feel like a perverted old lady (Yes, I am allowed to feel like that. He's the same age as my little brother, for god's sake...) Whenever his hands weren't occupied they seemed to go straight for his nose or eyes, rubbing and wiping non-stop. His lips were always parted; it was clear he couldn't breathe through his nose at all. One of the old ladies at our ward even asked him if he was okay, and he replied with a tired: “Pollen. Summers are pretty tough for me.” “But isn't there any medication you could take?” “Oh, I already took some this morning. It doesn't help much, as you can see.”Guuhhh. I swear I was -this- close to telling him just how sexy I thought it all was. I'll pretend it was because I wanted to make him feel better. Gawd.Okay, I'm done. Link to comment
Scion Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 You're making ME feel like a creepy old lady. THANK YOU! Link to comment
RSB Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 “Pollen. Summers are pretty tough for me.”The poor thing is suffering! He needs cuddles. Lots and lots of cuddles. Link to comment
sillystarsmoons Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 “Pollen. Summers are pretty tough for me.”The poor thing is suffering! He needs cuddles. Lots and lots of cuddles.I agree, lots of cuddles; lovely observations, thanks for sharing. Link to comment
Anonymouse Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Boo to an uneventful spring! It seems like this was Mother Nature's way of making it up to you.He sounds adorable. I love them lanky. That pre-sneeze face sounds amazing. Don't worry, I would have been just as indiscreet. I probably would have started sobbing from the beauty of the situation.The cherry on top is the fact that his medication doesn't seem to be working. I do feel kind of bad for him... but hopefully this means more obs to share. Link to comment
TheCakeIsAlive Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 ...Can I work with you? ... ... That sounds like a... very lovely day. Poor boy though. Thank you lots for sharing. Link to comment
Sneezles Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 oh that sounds just perfect!!! Link to comment
Butch Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Ahhh..allergy season. Thanks for sharing. Link to comment
Jorm Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Man, that would be such a dream come true for me *joins in the feeling like a pervy old lady man.* Link to comment
atchoum Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Wonderful obs - isn't it great when the sneeze drought breaks!Thanks for sharing the experience with us (including the real oldies!) Link to comment
queenie Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Oh my. I don't know how you resisted jumping his bones. Link to comment
Dusty15 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 :drool: Does your place have a security camera you can rig up to a live feed for those of us not as lucky as you?! Thanks for sharing! Link to comment
Prongs Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 I...I-...awwwww!!! That was superadorable. Link to comment
Pearlised Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 Can't ....Function..... too awesome.... for words. Gah, you kill me VoOs Link to comment
LovelyLinda Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Does your place have a security camera you can rig up to a live feed for those of us not as lucky as you?! wink.gifOh yes please? Sounds like reeeaaallly cute I think I would have melted, your self-control is stunning! Link to comment
doggo Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Sweet SLDKFJLSKDFJ. This is killer hot! Lucky you! Damn! Link to comment
Sneesee Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Mmmmm, lovely! I'd also like to add myself to the list of people who'd like to work with you and this young man! Thanks for sharing! Link to comment
Prongs Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 This...is a masterpiece!!!! ...Good Lord. Is it hot in here? I can't even...no words...yum!!!!! Poor boy, though. Link to comment
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