MCR Killjoys

[SneezeyLove]

Hey, I'm back with another short story! I know I said I'd do one about Gerard, and I will, as well as the other Killjoys. But this was in my head, and it was too cute to pass up. This is my first time attempting something like this, fetishy and sexy at the same time, so please be nice! They don't do anything, but there is a little bit of language so.. you have been warned! I'm going to shut up now. Here you go, hope you like it!

Party Poison looked up from the transceiver he was fiddling with in time to see Fun Ghoul flop onto the couch and rub his nose, his breath hitching.

“Bless ya, Frankie,” Gerard said with a grin, but Frank shook his head.

“I d-didn’t snee-hee-sneeze. And it’s Frank.” He sniffed indignantly.

“Fine, Frank. Go ahead and sneeze then. I know you’ve got to.”

But Frank just shook his head again, his eyes closed, his hand never leaving its position just under his nose.

“Why not?”

“My allergies are killing me,” Frank managed. “Heh-heh… ehhh…” His breath hitched for a moment, then returned to normal.

“I can see that. And?”

“And I’m t-try… hiiihh… trying n-ahhh-not t-t-to s-sssuhh-snee-heee… sneeze.”

“Why?”

“B-because once I… hiiihhh… once I start I c-c-cahhh...hahh… I can’t s-st-ahh-stop!”

Gerard frowned, filled with pity for his friend. “C’mon, Frank. Just let them out. Holding them back like this is bad for you. Plus it’ll just make your fits worse. You know that.”

Frank shook his head and rubbed his nose roughly.

“Come on,” Gerard repeated. A seductive smile crossed his face as he moved to the couch where Frank was sprawled and proceeded to straddle him.

Frank looked up in surprise. “Wh-what are you doing?” This time his stuttering wasn’t caused by the urge to sneeze. He blushed deeply as Gerard looked down at him.

Gerard reached out and pulled Frank’s hand away from his nose, interlocking their fingers, and pinning said hand above Frank’s head. Still grinning, he reached out with his other hand and lightly traced one

finger along the bridge of Frank’s nose and around his nostrils.

Frank shuddered beneath him, his breath hitching like mad. “N-n-no Gerard, d-d-dohhh-don’t!” he gasped.

Gerard took hold of Frank’s other hand to keep him from interfering, pinning it next to the first. Then he leaned over and ever so gently placed a kiss on the tip of Frank’s pink, suffering nose.

It was too much for Frank. His eyes closed and his face scrunched up in the most adorable, helpless expression Gerard had ever seen. His breathing deepened, then hitched, until finally, he began to sneeze. “Hiihh… ihhh… Ahhh… Hahhh… Ihh-hih! Hih! Ih! Heh… huh… ihhh… Heh-heh-heh-hett– Ehh… Heh-hih-HIH-HIT-HIIIISHOOO! Hiishoo-hiishoo! Isshoo! Issht! Issht! ISSHT! Ishoo-ishoo-ishoo-ishoo-ISHOO! ESHOO! HIIESHOOO!” Frank convulsed beneath Gerard with each violent, desperate sneeze. He paused for a few merciful seconds, gasping, until it began again. “Isshoo! See what I – ESHEW! mean? Once I…. hiiihh-ISSHEW! Once I s-s-stahhh… ISSHHOO! ISSHOO! Once I star-TCHEW! start, I c-c-cahhh… cahhh… KASHOO! I can’t s-st-ah-ah-hah-hahSHOO-hahSHOO! stop! IIKKCHEW! Heh-heh-het-HET-ISHHOO! ISHOO! Ishht! ISHHT! ISHHT! ISHHT! IIIISHT! Ih-ih-ih-ihh-ISSSHTCHOO!”

Having abandoned any hope of attempting to talk, Frank was sneezing uncontrollably, his face growing flushed. When it became clear that he wasn’t going to stop any time soon, Gerard made a quick decision. He reached out with lightning speed and pinched Frank’s nose shut.

“IKKT!” Frank sneezed, stifled against Gerard’s hand. He gasped, then let out two more silent stifles. Gerard continued to pinch Frank’s nose shut while the man caught his breath.

“You alright?”

“Doe,” Frank muttered, glaring at Gerard the best that he could through red watery eyes.

“I’m sorry. It had to be done.”

“You doe I’b just godda stard sdeezig agaid when you led go, righd?” Frank muttered, his voice sounding unbelievably congested.

Then again, Gerard was pinching his nose shut. Maybe that had something to do with it.

“I cad’t believe you. You’re enjoyig this, ared’t you?”

It was Gerard’s turn to blush. “Maybe a little more than I should,” he admitted. “You’re just so cute when you’re helpless.”

Frank’s scowl deepened. It didn’t disappear when Gerard removed his hand from Frank’s nose, careful not to aggravate it further, and leaned down and kissed the corner of Frank’s wet lips.

“Dod’t! I’m fuckig gross righd dow.”

“You’re not gross. You’re cute. And adorable. And sexy.” With each compliment, Gerard kissed Frank again, moving up from his cheek, to his ear, to his temple. He placed one final, tender kiss on his forehead before leaning back and looking him in the eyes. “And I love you.”

Frank blushed so pink his cheeks matched his nose. He had been so distracted, he hadn’t even noticed that Gerard had let go of his nose. He did notice, however, that it had begun to tickle at a most inconvenient moment. “I l-l-love you t-too,” Frank whispered, the words barely leaving his lips before, “Hiishoo!” He turned away from Gerard, embarrassed, rubbing his nose and sniffling miserably.

Gerard cupped Frank’s face in his hand, turning his head so he was looking at Gerard. Then Gerard leaned down and kissed Frank again, this time on his lips.

Frank closed his eyes and savored the sweet taste of Gerard’s soft lips against his. Suddenly he stiffened, that all-too-familiar tickle returning to haunt him. Frank squirmed under Gerard, weakly attempting to push him off, but to no avail. Much to Frank’s horror, he sneezed, stifled against Gerard’s lips. “KNNXT!” Gerard finally pulled away. Frank gasped, his expression dissolving helplessly as he began to sneeze again. “Hahhh… Isshoo! Issht! Issht! …..Hiiihhh-IIISSHOO!” Frank gasped and sniffled for a few moments before he looked up at Gerard. “You should doe I dever sdeeze odly odce.”

“Sorry, guess I forgot,” Gerard murmured, his tone making it clear that everything he had not done anything of the sort.

Frank sniffed again. “I thig I’b dode sdeezig, ad least for dow.”

“Alright then.” Gerard swung his leg around and got up off the couch.

“Hey!” Frank pushed himself up on his elbows. “You’re just godda leave?”

Gerard shrugged nonchalantly. “Unless you want me to stay.”

Frank fell back against the pillow and pouted, actually pouted, looking sullen and indignant and fucking adorable all at once. Gerard groaned. “That’s not fair,” he muttered as he returned to the couch.

Frank smiled coyly as he locked his hands behind Gerard’s neck. “I have doe idea whad you’re talkig aboud.”

Gerard, determined to have the last word, grinned. “Shut up and kiss me already.”

[Ciuty80]

omg that was soooo freaking adorable! Just perfect!

[Quite Contrary]

Omg...that was so hot. And so adorable. And...Frank and Gerard just...guhh... amazing!!! I really hope your write more with these two, because this was fabulous!

[Galaxy]

That was BEYOND adorable! I would think it was incredibly sexy, even if I wasn't an intense Frerard fangirl. Gerard pinching Frank's nose shut was TOO adorable. Hell, ALL of it was too adorable! This is brilliant. Insanely so. I hope you've got more inspiration to write, because I SERIOUSLY look forward to anything you've got to write.

All in all, LOVED it!

[SneezeyLove]

Thanks everyone! I'm super obsessed with the Killjoys (if you couldn't guess) so I'm sure there will be more on the way soon. As much as I love Frerard, I do want to branch out to the others... Right now I'm thinking of torturing Gerard with some pepper sneezes... and possibly continuing the Frerard streak that I'm currently on. We'll see what happens! Until then, thank you guys!

[Always]

Bandom! lsdj;sdfsjdf Sneezy bandom! dlkjfas;ldjk

Simply wonderful! So cute