Fake sneezing in public?

[ishoo]

I'm just curious if anyone else does anything like this;

Pretty much going to a place, and making a sneeze sound real just to get that "fetish attention," happy, pleasured, or even acknowledged, etc. So it's pretty much sneezing as real as a normal natural sneeze would be in front of someone, but it's actually fake.

It's become a habit of mine lately, like if i have a few hours of free time to kill, I sometimes go to a mall, in particular a store in the mall, and if theres a cute woman (or women,) around without any guys, since im a guy and prefer only female sneezes, I go somewhat near them and let out a few sneezes or so just for that awaited, expected "bless you." I've been very successful, as the majority of the women have actually looked at me, smiled, and said bless you. Believe it or not, i actually honestly find pretty much the same amount of "pleasure" sneezing like that in front of a cute woman, as i do when i see a cute woman sneeze!

One thing that I really like about doing this is the fact that i can look someone in the eye, & vise-versa, or even in a conversation face-to-face, and create that very long buildup that MANY of us really like...which makes it a good chance for the person to laugh it off, or give a big smile to it since those long, funny faced buildups can really crack someone up! =)

I know many people won't like the idea of this, since it's not a real thing, but i recommend trying it! Let me know if you are goign to try it sometime, or even comment saying how it went!

Oh and by the way, it can also work very well with a friend of the opposite sex, if thats what you prefer (just for an example,) and it works pretty well in school too (if you show up early, or even in front of a teacher.) Or if you're an adult, in the office im sure you can get a lot in there as well.

[and36]

It was one of my favorite pastimes in high school, and still is today. i too prefer only female sneezes, but there is something fun about sneezing myself too.

[NoV]

Hmmm... Not sure I could pull off a convincing enough fake sneeze. Nothing would be worse than being caught out fake-sneezing in public

[Lalena]

Hmmm... Not sure I could pull off a convincing enough fake sneeze. Nothing would be worse than being caught out fake-sneezing in public

Agreed! My fake sneeze is not the best. I would hate to be that "weird girl fake sneezing over there".

But I can totally see how this would be a turn on. I love getting blessed.

[Guest]

Mm, I used to do this every now and then. I made myself stop.

[zneeze]

This is something I've engaged in before, though not exactly in a mall with strangers , more with girls at school. I haven't done it much lately, and I think I might be out of practice as a result I better get back to practicing if I want to go do that again haha!

I definitely get where ishoo is coming from, it feels great for me to be blessed by an attractive female But I would say none of us should make a habit of doing this frequently, we'll start to look weird xD

[BelieveInRollins]

I am like 90% confident that the fake sneeze i produce is convincing enough for people to believe that it is real. I just can't do it in front of my family because they already know how i sneeze lol. But it's really cute to me when a guy says bless you. I love being blessed by guys. But by my family...eww. >_> Im a girl so im into male sneezes more than female sneezes but i see where you are coming from. ishoo

[cheech]

what i used to do was go into public bathrooms, make sure it was full- and make my self sneeze in the cubicles. it was actually quite fun

I dont know if this counts

[Sawyer]

I've never done this (way too shy about it, still not comfortable sneezing around people anyway), but the idea of someone doing this is totally hot.

[Villette]

what i used to do was go into public bathrooms, make sure it was full- and make my self sneeze in the cubicles. it was actually quite fun

I dont know if this counts

I used to do that when I was younger too!

I have a pretty decent fake sneeze (in my opinion) but I haven't done it in awhile. I used to alllll the time when I was a kid and occasionally as I got older and they'd always been successful but I had a sort of weird (?) experience with my ex over the phone awhile ago and I haven't done it since. I don't know why but one day when we were talking I just got the urge to do it. I guess the idea of him blessing me over the phone or something--? Hahaha, in retrospect I have no idea what I was thinking but I used a combiniation of inducing and faking to try and coax a "bless you" out of him to no avail.

It was the weirdest thing! I sneezed (well, fake sneezed) at least 10 times...and NOTHING.

Like, he literally just didn't even acknowledge the fact that anything particularly unusual had occurred. I got so paranoid thinking that maybe he knew I was faking. At the same time though, they were pretty authentic sounding and he is usually an avid blesser so I don't know what went wrong. At one point I was like, "Ugh...my allergies are really acting up".

And still...nothing.

All he said was, "Oh, really?" in a sort of disinterested/uncomfortable way.

It was so disappointing and inexplicably humiliating. Not sure why but I definitely have not done it since and don't know if I'll be able to again. On the other hand, at that point our relationship was nearing its experation so that may have had something to do with it?

[stevie_sloth]

I've done this. Not very often, but I have done it. On the phone if a telemarker calls (it's the only reason I ever answer those types of calls nowadays), I'll sneeze frequently. They never react. It's annoying. lol

I've done it in some shops over the years...I always felt a bit self conscious though...like people would know they're fake. I always did it only when I felt a real sneeze build but then go away because of my mental block about sneezing in public.

[Ali Marie]

As an Actress, I've practiced it quite a bit. So much that now, I do it in public just for the reaction! (The reactions tell me that they are pretty convincing)