Totally Awesome Title: An Angel the Series sickfic

[Lexi]

I had a yummy dream about sick Angel and it inspired me to write this.

Title: Totally Awesome Title: An Angel the Series sickfic

Author: Me!

Fandom: Angel The Series

Disclaimer: I don't own this, if I did Angel would be sick every ep

Summary: Summary?! Like of the plot? Sorry no plot here. Angel gets sick. BAM PLOT GOLD

Authors Notes: It takes place in the 1st season before

Doyle dies and Cordy knows he's half demon

[Lexi]

I had a yummy dream about sick Angel and it inspired me to write this.

Title: Totally Awesome Title: An Angel the Series sickfic

Author: Me!

Fandom: Angel The Series

Disclaimer: I don't own this, if I did Angel would be sick every ep

Summary: Summary?! Like of the plot? Sorry no plot here. Angel gets sick. BAM PLOT GOLD

Authors Notes: It takes place in the 1st season before

SO guess who forgot to post the story!?? ME! good job me! here it is (God I'm dumb)

*Phone Rings*

“Angel Investigation, we hope you’re helpless, uh, we help di‘ homless, forget. What‘s the problem?”

“I know this might sound crazy but, I think a *whispers* vampire is following me”

“Aye, not crazy at all we’ll have someone come help you.”

“Who was? A paying costumer I hope.” asks Cordy as walks into the room

“Could be, some lady thinks a vampire is following ‘er”

“Sounds promising, speaking of vampire, where’s ours?”

“Haven’t seen him all night. He could be anywhere”

“I’ll check around the office, you look down stairs”

Down Stairs

“Angel! Boy, I did not expect to find you, figured you were out doin’ the Batman thing”

Angel was in totally oblivious to the fact that Doyle was talking to him.

“Oy! Now’s not the time for a nap, get up, we got a costumer!”

Angel sprang up with his vamp face on, growling.

“Woooah! Remind me never to wake-”

“Hestchoo!” Angel sneezed into his pillow.

“What was that?” Doyle asked in disbelief

“Nothing, what’s going on?” he asked in his normal Angel manner

“Whats going on is you’re sleeping AT NIGHT, I tried to wake you up and you nearly bitme and then you sneezed!”

“I did not sneeze”

“Whatever, we got a costumer, down by the bar, says she thinks a vampires been following her for a while”

“Ok” he said walking off to the shower.

Back in the Office

“Something weirds going on!”

“Yeah I know I work for a vampire, and my best friend’s a half demon”

“I’m your best friend!”

“Uh what were you saying before?”

“When I found Angel he was sleeping! And when I woke him up he sneezed!”

“Gross”

“CORDILLIA!”

“What, he sneezed? You think he’s sick or something?”

Angel clear his throat, announcing his presence and wincing at the pain it caused him

“Talking about me?” he asked in a way that suggests he’d been standing there for a while

Cordelia and Doyle had their ‘kid-caught-stealing-from-the-cookie-jar” faces on.

“As a matter of fact we were.” said Cordelia

“Dolye thinks you’re sick” she continued

“Well I’m not” Angel lied

“Well he thinks you are”

‘HecxTNG” he tried to stifle a sneeze but it was too powerful

“You just sneezed!” Cordy said proudly, having found proof that Angel was sick

“So” was his weak defence

“And you’re dressed for winter”

“It is winter” he said in a dismissive tone

“Yeah, but you can’t feel it!”

“I have someone to save” he said walking out the door.

“Heshoo!”

“I heard that!” Cordy shouted after him

“Thanks for all the help Doyle” she said sarcastically

“Welcome”

“Seriously, I’m worried about him”

“He’ll be fine”

He was not fine. Angel was a pitiful sight to behold; walking down the snow covered street shivering violently and sneezing every five minutes.

‘Heptshoo! Hex’too’ Angel bent forward with two wet sneezes into his gloved hand.

‘This is a bad idea’ he shouldn’t have come, there was no way he fight another vampire like this. He felt weak and sick and it scared him more than anything. He was just about to turn back when he heard a high pitched scream coming from the alley behind the bar.

He ran to the alley at full speed and arrived to see a vamp about to bite a very attractive lady. He punched the guy in the head a, knocking him to the ground.

“Run!” he yelled to her noting that his voice was hoarse

She ran away and the guy got up.

“What the hell man!? You can’t just chase away a man’s dinner!” he said before returning Angel’s punch.

“If you wanted some you could have asked, you know” He said as he helped Angel up.

“I didn’t want a…a…Aishcxoo!”

“hectchoo! Ishoo! Heh’exctshoo!” Angel’s sneezes were getting wetter and wetter. Now was not the right time for a fight.

“My name’s Fred by the way” said the other vampire as he held out a handkerchief.

Angel took it and sneezed four strong wet sneezes into it “ACTSHOO! Heh’Ishoo! Ep’TCHOO! HahehISHOO!”

“I can see that you’re sick, and I was sick a litte while ago too, so I’ll just forget that you chase away my dinner and not kick your ass”

Angel just looked at him blankly, he was very, very confused.

“Run along home before I change my mind, and don‘t you ever take my dinner again”

Sick, confused and tired, Angel walked home.

Back at the Office

“He really is taking his time today” said Doyle

“He should be back by now right? Oh God what he got steaked? Then I’d be out of a job!”

“Nice to know how much you care Cordy” Angel said in a hoarse voice, sounding entirely

unlike himself.

“Angel! I was so worried!” she says as she rushes over to hug him.

She leans out of the hug to look at him “Oh my God! You look awful!”

“Why, thank you Cordelia” he said as he flops into the couch with a hacking cough.

“She got you there Angel, you look like shit”

“I’m fine” “Heshoo!”

“Whatever you say Mr.SneezyVampireMan” said Doyle

Cordelia bent down in an attempt to feel Angels forehead.

“What the helll are doing?” asked Doyle

“Checking if he has a fever” Cordy replied innocently

“He’s dead. He’s whatever temperature the room is.” said Doyle holding back laughter.

“Oh” she said stupidly

“I’m fine” Angel said exasperated.

“Well I’m checking anyway. Oh my God!”

“You say that a lot” said Doyle

“Seriously Doyle, he’s hot, like really hot.”

“So I don’t look awful after all” Angel said smiling as Doyle walked over to feel his

forehead.

“Woah! Angel, she’s right you’re burning up!”

“I’m fine”

“You’re sick” Cordy and Doyle said at the same time

“I’m fine!” Angel said a bit too loudly as he tried to get up, he got dizzy and feel back

onto the couch.

“I’m still- ‘HETSHOO” the sneeze doubled him over and left him in great need of Fred’s hanky (which he left in his coat pocket)

“Cad I hab a tissue?” he asked while sniffing

“Still fine” Doyle asked handing over a tissue

Angel blew his nose, coughed and said a resigned “No”

“I didn’t know vampires could get sick” said Cordy who was warring between being grossed out and caring, for now she chose caring.

“Me niether” Doyle said deep in thought.

They both turned to Angel for answers, he told them about Fred.

“We’ll research it, why don’t you go lie down or something?” Doyle asked awkwardly.

“What about ‘Heshoo!’ our costumer?” Angel said only about half the sentence before his voice gave out and Cordy forced him down stairs.

[Akahana]

COOL FIC!!!

[CDK114]

I love it. Please continue?! ♥

[Lexi]

Part 2

Thanks guys!

I meant to post this like yesterday but my asthma's been giving me a hard time. Sorry!

*Phone Rings*

“Angel Investigation, we hope you’re helpless, uh, we help di‘ homeless, forget. What‘s the problem?”

“I know this might sound crazy but, I think a *whispers* vampire is following me”

“Aye, not crazy at all we’ll have someone come help you.”

“Who was? A paying costumer I hope.” asks Cordy as walks into the room

“Could be, some lady thinks a vampire is following ‘er”

“Sounds promising, speaking of vampire, where’s ours?”

“Haven’t seen him all night. He could be anywhere”

“I’ll check around the office, you look down stairs”

Down Stairs

“Angel! Boy, I did not expect to find you, figured you were out doin’ the Batman thing”

Angel was in totally oblivious to the fact that Doyle was talking to him.

“Oy! Now’s not the time for a nap, get up, we got a costumer!”

Angel sprang up with his vamp face on, growling.

“Woooah! Remind me never to wake-”

“Hestchoo!” Angel sneezed into his pillow.

“What was that?” Doyle asked in disbelief

“Nothing, what’s going on?” he asked in his normal Angel manner

“What’s going on is you’re sleeping AT NIGHT, I tried to wake you up and you nearly bite me and then you sneezed!”

“I did not sneeze”

“Whatever, we got a costumer, down by the bar, says she thinks a vampires been following her for a while”

“Ok” he said walking off to the shower.

Back in the Office

“Something weird’s going on!”

“Yeah I know I work for a vampire, and my best friend’s a half demon”

“I’m your best friend!”

“Uh what were you saying before?”

“When I found Angel he was sleeping! And when I woke him up he sneezed!”

“Gross”

“CORDILLIA!”

“What, he sneezed? You think he’s sick or something?”

Angel clear his throat, announcing his presence and wincing at the pain it caused him

“Talking about me?” he asked in a way that suggests he’d been standing there for a while

Cordelia and Doyle had their ‘kid-caught-stealing-from-the-cookie-jar” faces on.

“As a matter of fact we were.” said Cordelia

“Dolye thinks you’re sick” she continued

“Well I’m not” Angel lied

“Well he thinks you are”

‘HecxTNG” he tried to stifle a sneeze but it was too powerful

“You just sneezed!” Cordy said proudly, having found proof that Angel was sick

“So” was his weak defence

“And you’re dressed for winter”

“It is winter” he said in a dismissive tone

“Yeah, but you can’t feel it!”

“I have someone to save” he said walking out the door.

“Heshoo!”

“I heard that!” Cordy shouted after him

“Thanks for all the help Doyle” she said sarcastically

“Welcome”

“Seriously, I’m worried about him”

“He’ll be fine”

He was not fine. Angel was a pitiful sight to behold; walking down the snow covered street shivering violently and sneezing every five minutes.

‘Heptshoo! Hex’too’ Angel bent forward with two wet sneezes into his gloved hand.

‘This is a bad idea’ he shouldn’t have come, there was no way he fight another vampire like this. He felt weak and sick and it scared him more than anything. He was just about to turn back when he heard a high pitched scream coming from the alley behind the bar.

He ran to the alley at full speed and arrived to see a vamp about to bite a very attractive lady. He punched the guy in the head a, knocking him to the ground.

“Run!” he yelled to her noting that his voice was hoarse

She ran away and the guy got up.

“What the hell man!? You can’t just chase away a man’s dinner!” he said before returning Angel’s punch.

“If you wanted some you could have asked, you know” He said as he helped Angel up.

“I didn’t want a…a…Aishcxoo!”

“hectchoo! Ishoo! Heh’exctshoo!” Angel’s sneezes were getting wetter and wetter. Now was not the right time for a fight.

“My name’s Fred by the way” said the other vampire as he held out a handkerchief.

Angel took it and sneezed four strong wet sneezes into it “ACTSHOO! Heh’Ishoo! Ep’TCHOO! HahehISHOO!”

“I can see that you’re sick, and I was sick a little while ago too, so I’ll just forget that you chase away my dinner and not kick your ass”

Angel just looked at him blankly, he was very, very confused.

“Run along home before I change my mind, and don‘t you ever take my dinner again”

Sick, confused and tired, Angel walked home.

Back at the Office

“He really is taking his time today” said Doyle

“He should be back by now right? Oh God what he got staked? Then I’d be out of a job!”

“Nice to know how much you care Cordy” Angel said in a hoarse voice, sounding entirely

unlike himself.

“Angel! I was so worried!” she says as she rushes over to hug him.

She leans out of the hug to look at him “Oh my God! You look awful!”

“Why, thank you Cordelia” he said as he flops into the couch with a hacking cough.

“She got you there Angel, you look like shit”

“I’m fine” “Heshoo!”

“Whatever you say Mr.SneezyVampireMan” said Doyle

Cordelia bent down in an attempt to feel Angels forehead.

“What the hell are doing?” asked Doyle

“Checking if he has a fever” Cordy replied innocently

“He’s dead. He’s whatever temperature the room is.” said Doyle holding back laughter.

“Oh” she said stupidly

“I’m fine” Angel said exasperated.

“Well I’m checking anyway. Oh my God!”

“You say that a lot” said Doyle

“Seriously Doyle, he’s hot, like really hot.”

“So I don’t look awful after all” Angel said smiling as Doyle walked over to feel his

forehead.

“Whoa! Angel, she’s right you’re burning up!”

“I’m fine”

“You’re sick” Cordy and Doyle said at the same time

“I’m fine!” Angel said a bit too loudly as he tried to get up, he got dizzy and feel back

onto the couch.

“I’m still- ‘HETSHOO” the sneeze doubled him over and left him in great need of Fred’s hanky (which he left in his coat pocket)

“Cad I hab a tissue?” he asked while sniffing

“Still fine” Doyle asked handing over a tissue

Angel blew his nose, coughed and said a resigned “No”

“I didn’t know vampires could get sick” said Cordy who was warring between being grossed out and caring, for now she chose caring.

“Me neither” Doyle said deep in thought.

They both turned to Angel for answers, he told them about Fred.

“We’ll research it, why don’t you go lie down or something?” Doyle asked awkwardly.

“What about ‘Heshoo!’ our costumer?” Angel said only about half the sentence before his voice gave out and Cordy forced him down stairs.

“Angel Investigation, we help the hopeless”

“Hi Cordelia, its Kate” she said hurriedly, clearly in a rush

“Oh! Hi Kate. We‘re closed. Sorry” said Cordy in her Cordy way

“I need to talk to Angel”

“He’s not here. We’re closed he went home”

“He lives down stairs, just go get him”

“I can’t!”

“Well then I’m coming over”

“You can’t we’re closed”

Click.

“She is so rude! She hung up on me!”

“Who was it?” asked Doyle

“Kate, she’s coming over to talk to Angel, and she hung up on me”

“What she can’t come over! He’ll kill us if we let her see him like that!”

“Don’t look at me like that, I told her not to come”

“Oh well, just get back to researching.”

“I hate researching, I’m calling Giles”

“Who’s Giles?”

“Oh, he used to be Buffy’s watcher, he’s really good at researching”

“Alright I’ll deal with Kate” Doyle called out as Cordy walked away.

Research goes pretty slowly, most things you find on the internet about vampires are about stupid Goth teenagers that think they’re vampires. It wasn’t long till Kate busted through the door, giving Doyle something else to do.

“Goodnight Kate”

“Where’s Angel?” she asked impatiently

“He’s on a date”

They both chuckled a bit at that

“No seriously where is he?”

“He’s not here”

“Doyle I need to see Angel, its important”

“He’s out helping a costumer”

“Cordelia said he went home, I need to talk to him now” she said pointer her gun at him.

“Whoa! No need for guns, the elevator over there, but I don’t know how much talking you’ll get done”

“Angel’s gonna kick my ass for this” he said as they entered the elevator

“What’s the big deal, I’ve been here before”

“He’s sleeping” Doyle said evasively

“Doyle, stop lying to me, Angel is always awake at night”

“Not tonight” he said stepping out of the elevator.

“Angel!” she called out, walking around. “Angel!”

“Where is he?” she asked

“Sleeping, I told you”

“Take me to the bedroom, now.”

“Come on Kate, he doesn’t get much off time, just let him sleep” he grabbed her arm to stop her from entering the room

“There’s a serial killer loose, killing men, children and women and I need his help. I wont let anymore people die!” she said as tugged from his grip and walked into the room.

“Angel!“ she began, not checking if he was awake, just pacing and talk.

“There’s a serial killer targeting people almost indiscriminately; women, men, children, old people, young people, all races. He drains their blood and leaves two puncture holes on the neck or wrist and then just dumps the body. We can’t find any trace of him or the bl-”

“Heschoo! Hexctshoo! Hestishh!” three tired wet sneezed came from a big bundle of blankets on the bed. They broke Kate’s monolouge and caused her to look for Angel for the first time since entering the room. She saw the bundle shake with chesty coughs, confirming that there was something under all those blankets and that the something was sick.

“Angel?” she said unsurely as the bundle sat up coughing.

“Kate?” Angel croaked, his hoarse voice hardly above a whisper

“I’m sorry, I woke you! Doyle didn’t tell me you were sick, I’ll go now. Sorry”

“ Its ok” he cleared his throat, trying to make his voice stronger.

“What were you say? I was kind of sleeping for most of it” his attempts were in vain, he voice was only getting weaker

“Never mind, it wasn’t important” she said dismissively

“It sound- Aiishhhhhoo sorry. It sounded important”

“Why don’t” whatever he was saying got swallowed up by a bout of harsh coughing. The sight of Angel so sick melted Kate’s heart and made her want to take care of him.

“Why don’t you take her up to the office Doyle?, I’ll come up soon”

So after I wrote this I watched some more Angel (I'm mid-season 1) and apparently there's an ep like this where the serial killer is a vamp that Angel sired. Would you like me to run with that or just continue to make stuff up?

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So after I wrote this I watched some more Angel (I'm mid-season 1) and apparently there's an ep like this where the serial killer is a vamp that Angel sired. Would you like me to run with that or just continue to make stuff up?

Ooh, I had forgotten about that. Either way is good.